1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.TOOXTRALOADED.COM.NG 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.TOOXTRALOADED.COM.NG Today 3 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,737 [audience cheering] 4 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,406 [tennis player] Some people are born winners. 5 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,742 Tom Brady, 6 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,202 LeBron James, 7 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,912 Joey Chestnut 8 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,206 and also me. 9 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,584 My name is Dusty Boyd, 10 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,796 but most people on planet Earth know me as The Hammer. 11 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,383 My dad gave me that nickname before he even told me my real name. 12 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,301 Yeah, that's the way to go, Hammer. Yeah. 13 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,388 [Dusty] And he trained me like a tennis racehorse. 14 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,475 Cardio, strength training, taping tennis rackets to my hands. 15 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,311 My dad wasn't like other dads. 16 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,815 He didn't teach me how to read. He taught me how to hit. 17 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,525 We're on our way, Hammer! 18 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:10,779 [Dusty] And it worked. I broke every single USTA junior record. 19 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:15,367 Wins, aces, shutouts. You name it, they were mine. 20 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,619 And soon the world took notice. 21 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,705 No, Dave. I don't hit hard. 22 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,039 I hit the hardest. 23 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,625 - [audience laughing, cheering] - [laughing] 24 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,961 [Dusty] And before I even graduated high school, 25 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,882 - I lived out me and my dad's dream. - [reporter 1] Dusty, over here! 26 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,093 - I turned pro. - Right here! Dusty, over here! 27 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:37,014 [Dusty] And that, my friends, is my incredible true story. 28 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,016 [shutter clicks] 29 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,144 So, does anybody have any questions? 30 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,271 Yeah, are we ever gonna hit a fucking ball? 31 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,856 This lesson sucks ass. 32 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,651 I meant does anybody have any questions about the story that I was just telling? 33 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,153 And that was very clear, wasn't it? 34 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,906 Very clear story. And I've actually got a question, King. 35 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,908 This is what I was looking for. PJ, go ahead. 36 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,828 Why does it still give me chills every damn time I hear it? 37 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,580 - Gives me chills too. - Seriously, I think, like, 38 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,373 - you're one of the best-- - [child] If you're so good, 39 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,834 how come you work for your dad teaching nine-year-olds? 40 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:09,086 I think these punks need to hear the Andy Roddick story. 41 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,006 - Oh, you do, do you? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 42 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,883 - Please don't tell another story. - Vero Beach Classic. 43 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:13,967 - Oh, my God! - [groaning] 44 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,720 The year was 2000. Me versus Andy Roddick. 45 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,600 He was technically the bigger name, but everybody was there to see me. 46 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,644 - [audience cheering] - Love you, Hammer! 47 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,646 We'd played a couple times as amateurs. 48 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,982 And every time I saw him, I used to cream his ass. 49 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,192 No other way to say it. 50 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,443 Pretty sure there is. 51 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,198 [Dusty] But this was the first time meeting as professionals. 52 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,285 [audience cheering] 53 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,538 - [Dusty] And I was crushing him. - Yes. 54 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,332 Way to go, Hammer. 55 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,875 That's my son. 56 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:51,880 [PJ] That's where evil Mr. Andy decided to play dirty. 57 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,925 [Dusty] Yeah. He tried to ice me by taking a bathroom break. 58 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,718 So I ran down there to confront him. 59 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,721 Slipped on a wet spot. 60 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,100 - And shattered my wrist. - [screams] Ow! 61 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,644 Roddick! 62 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:11,108 And in doing so, I shattered my very promising career. 63 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,610 - What? - Obviously, Andy Frauddick, 64 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,113 he'd slicked down the floor with some type of substance. 65 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,408 And that means that all of Roddick's professional achievements, 66 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:23,078 like winning the US Open and marrying supermodel Brooklyn Decker, 67 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,746 those are all actually Dusty's. 68 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,164 That's actually a really interesting idea. 69 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,624 - I'd never thought of that. I guess-- - I'm sorry. 70 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,043 How does that make his accomplishments yours again? 71 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,129 Yeah, I'm struggling to connect those dots as well. 72 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,715 Well, maybe you need to go to dot-connecting lessons. 73 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,300 [chuckling] Nice burn. 74 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,344 Anyway, I'm done talking to you guys. I've gotten very bored. 75 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,013 I don't think you're gonna learn the lessons. 76 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,514 So you guys wanna hit some tennis balls or what? 77 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,559 - Yes. Finally. Oh, my God! Please. - Yes. Please. 78 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,276 [exhales deeply] One second. 79 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,570 Something I need to do. 80 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,447 - Hey! - Oh, sorry about that. 81 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,948 - Little help? - [Dusty] Yeah. My pleasure. 82 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,116 Here's your pickleball. 83 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,911 - In the garbage! [chuckles] - [PJ chuckles] 84 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,996 This is a tennis club, lady. [chuckles] 85 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,873 - Asshole! - I heard that. 86 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,752 Good. I wanted you to. That's why I said it so loudly. 87 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,837 Okay, pickleball lady. Let's do this. 88 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,506 Peej. I have a game. 89 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,007 You like games. You play pickleball, right? 90 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,675 - See this quarter? - Yes. 91 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,387 Place it anywhere you want on the court and I got one shot to hit it. 92 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,599 If I hit it, you're banned for life. 93 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,853 And if I miss, I will waive your membership fees for a year. 94 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,271 Oh. I'm banned? 95 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,482 Well, it doesn't matter because I'm not a member here. 96 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,858 I'm just taking a lesson. 97 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,693 So let's do this. I'll sweeten the deal. 98 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,612 If I miss this shot, 99 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,697 I'll toss in these. 100 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,617 Dusty, no. Not your 1999 Buick LeSabre? 101 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:49,623 Yes. I will toss in my 1999 Buick LeSabre with under 200,000 miles on it. 102 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,167 Now I'm torn. Hmm. 103 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:55,963 Don't really wanna talk to you anymore, but I do wanna see if you can hit it. 104 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,841 What to do? Okay. 105 00:04:58,924 --> 00:04:59,925 Let's play. 106 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,845 Anywhere? 107 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:03,929 Anywhere you want. 108 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,723 I choose there. 109 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,226 [Dusty] Ooh, tricky. In the corner. 110 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,396 [suspenseful music playing] 111 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:19,778 [grunts] 112 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,947 [laughs] 113 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,240 Yes! 114 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,826 Get out! Get out! Get out! 115 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,619 - [grunting] - Whoo! 116 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,246 - [grunts] - [grunts] 117 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,330 - Jesus. - [Dusty] Whoo! 118 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,915 Get your pickleball ass out of here. 119 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,000 Before you go. 120 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,587 - Smile, you're banned. - [shutter clicks] 121 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,380 - [laughing] - Whatever. 122 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,464 Man. 123 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,133 Yeah! 124 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,723 Can you read what it says on my nameplate, Dusty? 125 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:48,807 Of course I can, Dad. 126 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:52,102 It says, "Chuck Boyd. President of Tennis Operations." 127 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,604 Holy shit. 128 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,940 - Sounds like a pretty important guy, huh? - Yeah. 129 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,485 Not that type who'd wanna see his son dressing like a slob, showing up late, 130 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,571 - banning people from the club. - Right. 131 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,448 You know, the truth is it's not just you. 132 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,618 This whole club's heading down a bad path and I'm about to right the ship. 133 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:12,122 I'm hosting a dinner tonight for all the top brass and you as well. 134 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,290 Top brass and I'll be there. 135 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,542 Damn right, you will. And you will not embarrass me. 136 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,128 You will show up on time, you won't wear some stupid headband, 137 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,214 and you'll bring a plus-one to show these people 138 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,424 I did not raise some kind of hopeless loser. 139 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,509 Yes, sir. 140 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,344 You free tonight, my man? 141 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,179 [chuckles] Let me… Let me think about that. 142 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,639 Not him! 143 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,141 Bring that girl you've been seeing. You know, the pretty one. 144 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,936 Uh, unfortunately, Marisa and I… We broke up. [chuckles] 145 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,522 Well, go over and apologize and get her back. 146 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,315 - It's complicated. - Go. 147 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,235 Okay. I feel like we spent this whole time talking about me. 148 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,903 How are you doing? [chuckles] 149 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,198 I'm gonna get going. I'm gonna go do what you asked me to do. 150 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,582 [sighs] 151 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,001 [doorbell rings] 152 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,170 Come on. You got it. 153 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,633 Well, well, well. 154 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,427 Look who came crawling back like I knew he would. 155 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,596 - Nope. Changed my mind. Not doing this. - Wait! 156 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,765 - No, I can't do this, Marisa. - Yes, you can. 157 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:13,433 - No, I actually can't. - Come back. 158 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,435 What do you want? 159 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,020 - I need a favor. - Okay. 160 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,314 I need you to pretend we're back together for one night 161 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,732 and come to a dinner at my dad's house. 162 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:21,817 Oh, my God! 163 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,361 You boys love your little games, don't you? 164 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,614 One minute, I'm the worst person ever. You never wanna see me again. 165 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,825 I believe you even called me "unfaithful." 166 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,995 I called you that, Marisa, because you cheated on me. 167 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,413 Dusty? 168 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,081 - What? - [chuckles] It was one time. 169 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,124 It was eight times. 170 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,876 Yeah, but it was with one guy. 171 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,335 It was with nine guys! 172 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,795 Oh, my God. 173 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,714 What, are you Rain Man? You remember everything. 174 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,592 Look, Marisa, will you please just do me this favor? 175 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,011 - Please. - Okay, fine. 176 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,053 Thank you. 177 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,680 - [guests laughing] - [guest] Yeah, it's so true. 178 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,850 Oh, have you read anything by that author Malcolm Gladwell? 179 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,769 His piece about The Beatles being good because they practiced. 180 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,563 Well, it knocked me on my goddamn ass. 181 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,732 - [chuckles] - No, I-I think about it constantly. 182 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,025 - Really? - Yeah. I'm serious. 183 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,944 - Dad, look who I brought. - Marisa. 184 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,529 I hope we're not late, Chuck. 185 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:10,324 We were, uh, trying to make you a grandson. 186 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,869 Well, actually, you're not late at all for a change, dirty dog. 187 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,537 I'm a dirty dog. 188 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,623 - I just love the way sex feels… - Yeah. 189 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,707 …with my girlfriend. 190 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,750 Oh. 191 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:21,877 Very good. 192 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,170 Very good. 193 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,464 - Please, have a seat, everyone. - Please, have a seat. 194 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,050 - Thank you for having us, sir. - Yeah. 195 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,929 [hopeful music playing through speaker] 196 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,014 Tennis. 197 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,557 Elegance. 198 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,017 Aesthetic perfection. 199 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,809 But tennis isn't just a sport. 200 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,605 She's a living, breathing animal, 201 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,315 and she needs our protection. 202 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,780 An epidemic is sweeping across our once great nation. 203 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,115 And its name is… 204 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,369 [dramatic music playing] 205 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,872 - …pickleball. - Ugh. 206 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,959 - The novel coronavirus of sports. - Yeah. 207 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,212 We gave these clowns Mountain Crest's worst court 208 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:09,550 as a sort of hand sanitizer/mask type of deal. 209 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,761 And now these pickleballers want more courts. 210 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,264 I can't hold off the expansion vote much longer. 211 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,142 And if we lose, the spread may never stop. 212 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,563 Our club is one of the final strongholds. 213 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:26,400 We have a responsibility to become the vaccine 214 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:30,946 so that someday we can completely stop talking about them. 215 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,740 Even if they still exist in similar numbers. 216 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,451 - The end. - [guest] Well… 217 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,036 - Wow. - That was great, Dad. 218 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,914 The metaphor held up the whole damn time, Chuck. 219 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,749 But, Chuck, if these jokers have the numbers, 220 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,293 I mean, what can we even do? 221 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:48,005 I'll tell you what we can do, Gary. We can duel. 222 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,464 Like with guns? 223 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,716 Sadly, no. 224 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,884 With tennis rackets. 225 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:52,968 Oh. 226 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,220 I made a discovery in the club charter. 227 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:59,224 We can sidestep the vote with a duel match. 228 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,059 - Oh! - [Chuck] Each side picks a champion 229 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,687 and we settle it on the tennis court. 230 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,606 - Well, that's a neat rule. [chuckles] - Great. 231 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,066 Gosh, what did… What did they used to duel over? 232 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,736 - Things like this, bylaws and stuff. - What kinda stuff? 233 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,904 Just stuff. 234 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,488 You know, what… what's allowed, what isn't, 235 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:14,948 who can join the club, etcetera. 236 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,491 Oh, who couldn't join before? 237 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,327 I don't know, Kris. 238 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,622 [stammers] It's an old club. I don't have a whole list in front of me. 239 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:25,292 The rule is a good rule. It's helping us now. 240 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,169 Okay? It's a good rule. 241 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,421 - Just drop it. - What… Just who couldn't-- 242 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,797 I know. But I would just say with my dad… 243 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,674 - [Chuck] Let's eat. - …just drop it. Let's eat. 244 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,511 [all laughing] 245 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:36,803 - So, all right. - Great. 246 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,347 Well, let's talk some strategy. 247 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,724 The pickleballers will put Skip in the duel. 248 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,100 - Oh, God. - [Chuck] And he used to be 249 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,770 a hell of a tennis player before he went to the dark side. 250 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,438 So, who do we throw at him? 251 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,691 Well, the club tourney's this weekend. Maybe we do a little scouting? 252 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,736 Yeah, and whoever wins that should probably be our guy. 253 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,071 [Dusty chuckling] 254 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,239 What, is this a joke? 255 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,532 Very funny. 256 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,575 Of course, I'll do it. I'll play. [chuckles] 257 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,868 It isn't gonna be you. 258 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:03,622 Of course it's gonna be me. [chuckles] Who else is it gonna be? 259 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,127 Hey, Gary. Would you please tell my dad that I'm the best player at the club? 260 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:12,256 Actually, I have to pop into the kitchen and check on my cobbler. [chuckles] 261 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,174 - Your cobbler? - [Gary] Yeah, I put a liqueur in it so-- 262 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,677 It's nothing personal, Son. We just can't trust you. 263 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,136 I mean, even Gene knows that. 264 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,805 - Me? - [Chuck] Gene, tell him. 265 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,181 What… What's that, Gary? 266 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:22,683 He didn't say anything. 267 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,560 I think Gary needs help with that cobbler. 268 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,271 - How is this even a discussion? - [Gene] Coming, Gary. 269 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,981 I was on the pro tour. 270 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,649 And what do you have to show for it? 271 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,528 Some stories of being stomped on by players who actually delivered. 272 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,990 Boy, that must be one big old bastard of a cobbler. [chuckles] 273 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,575 No such thing as too much help. 274 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,701 You're not a winner. 275 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:44,162 [Kris] Come on, hon. Gotta do some CPR. Cobbler Pie Resuscitation. 276 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,747 Dad, can I talk to you for a second? 277 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,291 - [Marisa] I don't see any cobbler. - [Kris] Shush! 278 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,043 This is ridiculous, Dad. I'm the best player and you know it. 279 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,920 Well, then prove it. Win the club tourney. 280 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,047 Give me a break. I haven't done those since I was a kid. 281 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,549 It's just a bunch of dentists and shit. 282 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,011 Well, it should be easy for you. Win the tourney, you'll be my choice. 283 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,095 Fair enough? 284 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,597 Yeah, fair enough. 285 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,309 [tires screech] 286 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,187 How you feeling, King? 287 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,354 Disrespected. 288 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,481 I won't be long. 289 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,234 - ["Black Betty" playing] - [exhales deeply] 290 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:17,863 [exhales sharply] 291 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,074 When you piss off The Hammer, everyone's a nail. 292 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,578 [grunts] 293 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,455 [grunts] 294 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,208 [audience cheering] 295 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,585 [grunts] 296 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,713 - [grunts] - You're crushing these old people, Dusty. 297 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,548 - [groans] - [groans] 298 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,175 [groans] 299 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,385 - Damn it! - Yes, King! 300 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,639 Shit, shit, shit. [groans] 301 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,307 Yeah. Yeah. 302 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,477 - [jeers] - [laughs] 303 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:53,565 [grunting] 304 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:54,775 [Dusty] Whoo! 305 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,235 Yeah! 306 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,446 We're at match point, everybody. Where do you guys want it? 307 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,282 Neil, you pick. It's your funeral, honey. Where do you want it? 308 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,909 Just get it over with. 309 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:06,995 [grunts] 310 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:07,996 [screams] 311 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,959 That's right, bitches. The king remains the king. 312 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,460 [Dusty] Hey, Neil, you stay there. 313 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,879 You look tired enough. I'll come to you, okay? 314 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,172 Oh, thank you so much. 315 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,507 Check this shit out. 316 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,679 - [grunts, groaning] - [audience groaning] 317 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,973 My wrist! [groaning] 318 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,308 Looks like you didn't quite make it over the net there. 319 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,227 [groaning] 320 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,313 [Chuck] Hurt your wrist again? 321 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,275 I'm going with Neil for the duel. 322 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,526 Thanks, Chuck. 323 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,027 But you said if I won. 324 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,612 I also said I couldn't trust you. 325 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,490 And you proved me right once again. 326 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,743 [sighs] Come on, man. 327 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,412 Well, good game, asshole. 328 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,707 So, are you sexually active, Dusty? 329 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,750 Yeah, but I'm… I'm more just here for the wrist. 330 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,671 Right, right, the wrist. Seems you, uh, reaggravated an old scaphoid injury 331 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,008 trying to jump over a tennis net to impress your friend PJ. 332 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,593 - Was that right? - My chart says that? 333 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,887 No, your dad told me. We talk a lot. 334 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,930 Yeah, this isn't even your paperwork, actually. 335 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,098 - But… - Let me take a look. 336 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,602 I just gotta get back on the court and show my dad he can still count on me. 337 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,312 - How does this feel? Okay. - It hurts. 338 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,354 - It's not broken… - Right. 339 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,939 …but there is a lot of inflammation. 340 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,275 You know, there is a sport that's way easier on your joints 341 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,319 that could help you stay loose while you heal. 342 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,154 Really? And it'll help me get back to tennis? 343 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,155 - Yeah. - What is it? 344 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,532 - Pickleball. - I could punch you in the face right now. 345 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,827 Okay. Listen. I injured my shoulder last year. 346 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,830 - I'm telling you that game saved my life. - Really? 347 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,498 - What happened to your shoulder? - Got bit. 348 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,584 - By an animal? - No, by a person. 349 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,253 Listen, I know pickleball is sort of dorky, 350 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,506 but it's the fastest road back to tennis for you. 351 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,049 And it's really fun. 352 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,300 Give it a shot. Play one time. 353 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,885 - See if you like it. - I'm not gonna play. 354 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,804 But maybe you could, I don't know, hook me up with something for the pain. 355 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,556 I'm not that kinda doctor, Dusty. 356 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,849 I'll tell you what I'll do. 357 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:55,187 I'm gonna get you a brace and I will write you up a little something, okay? 358 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,855 - My man. Thank you. - Yeah. 359 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,941 But, uh, do me a favor. 360 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,901 Take it easy with this, okay? 361 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,320 - Thank you. [chuckles] - Okay. Good. 362 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,448 Oh, and, uh, it's not just the tennis you need to lay off of. 363 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,868 No vigorous wrist movements of any kind. 364 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:10,953 - Got it. - Okay? 365 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,665 - No, uh, shaking any soda cans, right? - [chuckles] Sure thing. 366 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,209 - No… No chalking up any pool cues, right? - Right. 367 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,212 No squeezing your own lemonade. [whoops] All right? 368 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,338 You're talking about jerking off? 369 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,590 - I think so. [whoops, chuckling] Right? - [chuckles] 370 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,675 - You got it. - Okay? 371 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,468 How many times a week on average? 372 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,305 So, a lot. This might be a blessing in disguise. 373 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,808 You need to go on dates with real women. 374 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,811 And in your situation, there's no shame in paying for it. 375 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,145 Yeah, I think I'm good. 376 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:41,108 They got this website now, it's called sticky-honey.com, all right? 377 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,820 Hooks you up with hot singles in your neighborhood, no strings attached. 378 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,905 Does it help me with tennis? 379 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,949 Your wrist can only do this so many times. 380 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,285 - Couldn't I also just go left-handed? - Do you wanna-- 381 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,580 Wow. Go lefty. That's interesting. 382 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:57,875 'Cause then it's almost like… it's almost like it is a different person. 383 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,793 Okay. I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for this. 384 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,962 - I appreciate it. - Oh, hey. Tell your dad I said hi. 385 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,298 - Okay. - Mmm. 386 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,800 - Sticky-honey.com. - I heard you. Goodbye. 387 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,553 [exhales deeply] 388 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,102 Is this some kind of a joke? I can't fill this. 389 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:18,896 Why not? 390 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,941 You wrote a prescription for pickleball? 391 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,110 Yeah, I thought it'd be kinda cute. 392 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,196 You didn't actually bring it to the pharmacy, did you? 393 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:30,449 No. Of course not. I'm not an idiot. 394 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,868 Oh, how is the Sticky Honey thing working out? 395 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,746 'Cause if you use my referral code, we get ten extra sticky points. 396 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,830 [line disconnects] 397 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,920 [Dusty sighs] 398 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:47,966 [groans] 399 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,470 [groans] Okay. 400 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,682 Let's go private. 401 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:58,852 [breathes heavily] 402 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,314 Okay. 403 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,359 Pickle mixer? 404 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,320 That is not cool. 405 00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:14,660 [sighs] 406 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,579 Sign up. 407 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,915 [sighs] 408 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,459 [mouse clicks] 409 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,596 [pickleballers grunting, chattering] 410 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,189 [grunts] 411 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,817 - [whoops] - [chuckles] You're the man. 412 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,901 Oh. 413 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,113 Hit it. I'm gonna get it. [grunts] 414 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,823 Oh, no. 415 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,036 Oh, there's a new guy. [chuckles] 416 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,788 Fresh pickle. [chuckles] 417 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,543 Like, don't waste time. I can't stand that when people are late. 418 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,338 You know, if you gonna play, play. If you don't wanna go, don't sign up. 419 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,757 Oh, look who decided to join us. 420 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,635 Hey, kid. Where you think you're going? 421 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,387 You're the new sign-up, right? 422 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,016 Yeah, there's just been a little bit of a misunderstanding. 423 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,559 Are you Dustin Boyd? 424 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,853 Yeah. I'm… I am. But I didn't sign up-- 425 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,481 You're our fourth. Come on in here. Let's be pickle pals. 426 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:29,735 I signed up… [stammers] …but not for this. It was just a technolog-- 427 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:30,944 [Gail] Cut the shit, kid. 428 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,197 You didn't think you'd be playing with a bunch of old ladies, 429 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,823 so you're trying to bail. 430 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,742 But we don't have numbers without you. 431 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,577 And I came to get a sweat, bitch. 432 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,497 So, I play with Judy, you play with Candace. Let's go. 433 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,000 Hi, I'm Candace. 434 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,084 Oh. 435 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,213 Is that a 1999 Buick LeSabre you pulled up in? 436 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,756 I always wanted one of those. 437 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,426 Yes, it is. And it's under 200,000 miles. 438 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,428 And look, I'm sorry about the whole, you know-- 439 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:57,513 My banishment? 440 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,555 Yeah, sorry about that. 441 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:01,517 I'm over it. Just make it up to me on the court. 442 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,852 - That I can do. - Are you guys ready? 443 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,229 Give us just a second. 444 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,106 I'm assuming this is your first time playing. 445 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,525 Well, I think it's gonna be just fine. 446 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,194 I'm a former tennis pro, so I'm not really sweating pickleball. 447 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,237 It's not tennis. 448 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,780 I know, it's pickleball. It's even worse. 449 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:19,493 Okay, okay. So, that light blue area is the no-volley zone or the kitchen line. 450 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,495 You can't step over that line unless somebody hits-- 451 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,747 Okay. Look, I give the lessons. I don't take 'em. 452 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,708 Yeah, I saw the lessons you give. We should go over this. 453 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,627 Look, I hate to lose. 454 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,421 Oh, then we have one thing in common. 'Cause so do I. 455 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,007 - Okay. - Whoo! I'm hot. Let's bang one out. 456 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,803 - Let's go. - Let's do this. 457 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,304 Come on. 458 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,890 [exhales sharply] 459 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,183 You know we serve underhand? 460 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,476 What's that? 461 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,854 - Underhand only. - No, I know, obviously. 462 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,146 - Okay. - Warming up my arm. 463 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,231 Figured you knew. 464 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,275 [Gail] Let's go. 465 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,612 - Oh. - [Candace] Oh, brother. 466 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,115 Your guys' serve. You gotta serve it underhand though. 467 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,034 0-0-1. [grunts] 468 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,161 - [grunts] - [Judy laughs] 469 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,204 [grunts] 470 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:07,207 Easy, tiger. You don't have to swing so hard. 471 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,543 Actually, lady, I do. 472 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,503 Is that Daffy Duck? 473 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,796 No, it's a hammer. 474 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,840 - Oh. [laughs] - 'Cause I'm powerful. 475 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,885 - Okay. - 1-0-1. [grunts] 476 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,389 - [grunts] - Take it. Nice. 477 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,515 - Nice. - Bang! 478 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:24,766 Mine. Mine! 479 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,686 Oh, yeah! 480 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,730 Got any jokes about that, ladies? 481 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:30,939 Actually, yes. 482 00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,524 Your foot was in the kitchen. 483 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,526 Actually, your whole body was in the kitchen. 484 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,736 - It's their point. - Oh. 485 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,529 A lot of times we'll say something like, 486 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,616 "Hey, chef, grab me a snack when you're in there." Or… 487 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,492 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch. 488 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,412 [singsongy] Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch. 489 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,456 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch. 490 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,665 Do the dishes while you're in there, 491 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:49,750 - bitch. - In there, bitch. 492 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,544 - Do the dishes while you're in there. - Yeah, Gail says that one mostly. 493 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:56,924 Or sometimes I like to say, "Where's the butter knife?" 494 00:20:57,007 --> 00:21:00,594 Because sometimes you go into the kitchen and you get a pat of butter, 495 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,304 and you get a-a muffin, 496 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:06,975 and you go sit on your favorite couch to watch your favorite TV show, 497 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,896 and you look down and you just have a muffin and a pat of butter, and-- 498 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,023 Okay, I got it. Enough. Enough. 499 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,275 [singsongy] Bitch, get on them dishes. 500 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,361 Bitch, get on them dishes. 501 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,946 - Stop calling me a bitch. - Bitch, get on them dishes. 502 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,240 - Just stay out of the damn kitchen. - [Dusty] Fine! 503 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,992 ["Frontier" playing] 504 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,869 - Net! - Come on! 505 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,663 Don't have to hit it that hard. 506 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,249 Suck it! 507 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,835 You're making improvements, Dusty! 508 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,711 [chuckles] Does he not get it? 509 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,880 [grunts] Bullshit. 510 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,882 You gon' put a hole in that net! [chuckles] 511 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,717 [yells] 512 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:41,885 [chuckles] 513 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,262 [Gail] Get it, get it. 514 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,972 Get it, get it, get it, get it. [chuckles] 515 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,181 [grunts] 516 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:49,685 - Whoa! That went far. Great hit! - [laughing] 517 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,353 That was a great hit. 518 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,106 What are you thinking, man? Home run! 519 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:57,943 That's in. That's in. 520 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,027 That was out! 521 00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,571 That was not out. That was in! 522 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,322 It hit the line! It was in! 523 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:05,784 Are you blind? It was clearly in! 524 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:06,869 But it was out. 525 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,996 I'm gonna kill this woman! 526 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,581 - Let's go, serve it. - Wait a minute. 527 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:13,625 - What? I'm fine. - Take the temperature down. Two seconds. 528 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,627 - You take the temperature down. - You'll play better. 529 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,463 Yeah! 530 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,882 Suck it, lady! 531 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:23,135 Stop swinging so hard. Come on, this is game point. 532 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,803 No, I know, I know. I got it, I got it. 533 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,889 - [Candace] We need this. - It's gonna be fine. 534 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,893 - I can't believe that this is happening. - Game point. 535 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,227 This is shocking. 536 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,104 I'm so much better than them. 537 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:35,814 [grunts] 538 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:38,567 [grunts] 539 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,069 - [Gail] Get it. - Whoo! 540 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,238 [Gail] Nice. Whoo! 541 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,823 [grunts] 542 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,617 - I got it. - Get back! 543 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,285 [music continues] 544 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,335 [music ends] 545 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,294 Dink! 546 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,672 - Yes! [chuckles] Yes! - Did you just call me a dink, Gail? 547 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:01,924 Did you just call me a dink? 548 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,218 If anyone's a dink, you're the goddamn dink, Gail! 549 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,677 That's game, baby! 550 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,305 You've got dink written all over your face. I'm no dink! 551 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,015 Huh, huh, huh. 552 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,850 - Dusty. - What? She called me a dink! 553 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:16,021 Right. The name of the fricking shot is the dink. 554 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,815 - I know! She called me a dink and I'm-- - She wasn't calling you a dink! 555 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,943 - She just called me a dink! - She was talking about the shot! 556 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:24,238 I know, because the shot's called a dink. That's what I was saying! 557 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,572 Calm down! 558 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,491 - Everybody thinks you're freaking out! - You calm down. 559 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,327 - Calm down! You're being a sore loser! - No one thinks I'm freaking out. 560 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,621 - Does anyone think I'm freaking out? - You're being a sore loser! 561 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,331 - Everybody-- - They're all saying no! 562 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,916 I hate this stupid game! 563 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,251 I'm leaving! 564 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,253 - Hey, kid! - What? 565 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,587 You want a rematch? 566 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,548 [Dusty] Yes, I'd like that opportunity. 567 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,633 Loser buys lunch! 568 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,718 - [Gail laughs] - Gracias. 569 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,137 Boy, when I woke up this morning, 570 00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:54,893 I had no idea that I'd be getting treated to tacos by the Harry Styles. 571 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:57,646 - [Dusty] Ooh, Harry Styles. - Oh, I don't know. 572 00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:02,025 I think he's got a Chalamet thing going on. 573 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,610 Do you get that all the time? 574 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,362 Do I get Timothée Chalamet? 575 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,030 - No, never once in my life. - Oh. [laughs] 576 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,491 How do you guys know each other? What's this group of friends? 577 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,535 Well, I used to be Gail's personal assistant. 578 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,539 She was a big time lawyer up until the "incident." 579 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,499 - [Dusty chuckles] - Yeah, it was a misunderstanding. 580 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,584 She punched a cop. 581 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,170 - Ooh! - I didn't know he was a cop at the time. 582 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,379 He was wearing a uniform. 583 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,131 Whose side are you on anyway? 584 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:27,050 - The cop's, and I said so at the trial. - [Dusty chuckles] 585 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,969 You work with them too? 586 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,722 I'm the new kid. Just a pickleball friend. 587 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,224 This is one of the 10,000 hobbies she took up 588 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:36,518 after she got divorced and went crazy. 589 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:38,854 - I did not go crazy! No. - [Gail] Yes, you did. Uh, yes, you did. 590 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,356 I experienced the classic stages of a breakup 591 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,484 that every woman experiences at some point. 592 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:45,944 She bought a big, fat snake. 593 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,988 - You bought a big, fat snake? - [all laughing] 594 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,032 I thought maybe I could be one of those people 595 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,576 you see with a snake around their neck at the grocery store. 596 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:53,869 How'd that work out for ya? 597 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,454 Not good. Not good at all. 598 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,747 Yeah, I'm sure. 599 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,373 - What? - All right. 600 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,168 You know what? This was really weird, uh, 601 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,128 - but I do… And fun. I had a good time. - [Judy] And fun. 602 00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,172 Thank you guys for the game, but I gotta boogie. 603 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,465 - I appreciate ya. - Hey. Oh, wait. 604 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,800 Actually, could you give me a ride home? 605 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:10,177 Couldn't your friends do it? 606 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,720 Not me, I walked. 607 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:12,888 I rode my scooter. 608 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,556 Race you to the Buick. 609 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,807 Okay. 610 00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:17,643 [Gail] But we have to do this again. 611 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:21,230 By this, I mean, you lose and buy us tacos. 612 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,148 [both laughing] 613 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,483 Look at that face! 614 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,402 Thank you! 615 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,281 [Candace] Hey, you should play again. 616 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,700 You could be a great pickleballer. 617 00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,911 [chuckling] A great pickleballer? I pass. 618 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:39,498 Why? Just because the name sucks, and it looks kind of dorky, 619 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,293 and most people out there are out of shape and have never played a sport before? 620 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,003 Yes, those are the exact reasons. 621 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:48,465 But that is why we could dominate, Dusty. 622 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,926 It could be such a bloodbath. 623 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:54,012 It's just not for me. It's just a little bit too goofy for me. 624 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:55,889 Okay, I got it. 625 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,308 [sighs] Wow. 626 00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:01,645 I cannot believe you would gamble with a machine like this. 627 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:05,148 - Okay. Okay. - She's a beauty. 628 00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,651 - [chuckles] It's got a cigarette lighter… - Okay. 629 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,529 - …a tape deck, a manual recline lever. - Yeah. 630 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,864 - Oh! - Ooh. 631 00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:14,950 - [Candace laughs] - Wow! [laughs] 632 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,286 [Candace] This is it. 633 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,370 [Dusty] Right here? 634 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,746 - [Candace] Yep. - All right. 635 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,040 Anyhoo, thanks for the ride. 636 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,750 Hey, gimme your phone. 637 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:24,835 For what? 638 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:25,919 [Candace] Just gimme. 639 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:27,171 [typing] 640 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,338 What are you doing? 641 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:32,551 Now you have my number for when you change your mind 642 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,469 and wanna come play pickleball with me. 643 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,348 - Thanks again. - You got it. 644 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,602 Remember, Dusty, we could dominate. 645 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,686 Bloodbath! 646 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,271 [car door closes] 647 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:53,113 [PJ] Why did we have to drive 45 minutes to a sporting goods store? 648 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,823 They have all this stuff at the pro shop. 649 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:55,908 Well, better selection. 650 00:26:55,991 --> 00:26:58,744 Plus, I feel like we don't get to spend enough quality time together. 651 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,913 Yeah, I've been thinking that as well. 652 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,165 [Dusty] Oh, here it is. [chuckles] 653 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,417 Look at this. Pickleball. 654 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,961 So stupid. [chuckles] 655 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:10,589 Yo, imagine if I bought one of these 656 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:14,092 as like a goof on the salesperson or whatever. 657 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,844 I don't e-even know where to laugh. 658 00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,513 - Picture this. - Yeah. 659 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:20,933 - It's me, but I'm actually buying… - Y-Yeah. 660 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,184 Oh, good, they have it. 661 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:27,523 Okay, this paddle right here, but with a totally straight face. 662 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:28,982 [chuckles] Okay, I just got it. 663 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,235 It's like kind of alternative style comedy… 664 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,529 - Yes. Walk up there… - … like Andy Kaufman. [chuckles] 665 00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:35,656 But I'm gonna actually buy it and take it home. 666 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:39,993 So give me, like, literally one second to see which one's the funniest. 667 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,204 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. - [patron] Oh, it's Andy. Andy! 668 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,956 This would be the funniest. So I'll bet with the total-- 669 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,040 Dusty, look. 670 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:46,875 It's fricking Roddick. 671 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,002 - [chattering] - [patron 2] Andy! 672 00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:50,879 - Hi, Andy. - How are you? Nice to see you. 673 00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:52,631 You know what we should do as a joke? 674 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:57,344 We should crawl outta here and sneak out the back. [chuckles] 675 00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,346 Joking time's over, Dusty. 676 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,139 - Look at him, acting all cocky. - Yeah. 677 00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:03,308 - We gotta go rattle his cage, man. - I-I would. 678 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:05,853 You know I would, but we wasted so much time on your stupid prank thing, 679 00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:07,604 we don't have the time. We gotta get back to work. 680 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:11,024 You have to! You're out here doing groundbreaking guerrilla comedy. 681 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:14,611 Meanwhile, he's reduced to signing some random book like a loser. 682 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,656 That's not a random book, it's his book. He wrote it. That's not-- 683 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,491 - But it should be your book, Dusty. - I agree. 684 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,702 These are your stories. You won the Opens. 685 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,745 Take a breath. Don't get hot. Don't get… PJ, I know you're… 686 00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:25,247 - Yo, Roddick! - No! 687 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:29,751 Andy! Hey, brother. 688 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:33,046 - Dusty. Dusty Boyd. Hammer. - Uh… 689 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,382 - Oh, yeah, mate. Chuck's son. Yeah. - Yeah, Chuck's son. 690 00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,718 - Yeah, good seeing you, brother. - Good to see you. It's been a while. 691 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:40,387 Uh, how's your… How's your dad doing? Is… At the same club? 692 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,556 Uh, we both are still at the club, actually. 693 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,516 - Oh, you work for him? - No, I work with him. 694 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,101 We kinda co-run the place. 695 00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:48,520 Why does your shirt say, "Junior Tennis Instructor"? 696 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:51,440 That didn't exactly sound like begging for forgiveness, Andy. 697 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,525 - I'd slow down with that. - You wanna try again? 698 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:54,776 What's… What's he talking about? 699 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,905 He's talking about the 2000 Vero Beach Classic. 700 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,364 This pimp had you dead to rights. 701 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,534 2000, I won that year, and who… who's the pimp? 702 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:03,827 - He's the pimp! - Not a pimp. 703 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,495 I'm sorry, I'm… I'm so lost. 704 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:08,874 How'd you slick the floor down? [stammers] Grease? Oil? 705 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:11,043 A third… [stammers] …more sinister option? 706 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,003 Uh, I'm… I'm so confused. 707 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:14,838 [stammers] Uh, it's just my… my friend's getting a little hot. 708 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:15,923 - [stammers] - You're such a liar. 709 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,217 You kiss Brooklyn Decker with that lying tongue? 710 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,303 Uh, I mean, I do. She loves it. But I'm not lying. 711 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,639 - A-Anyways, man, it was good to see you. - You too, Andy. 712 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:25,933 - Tell your old man I said hello. Okay. - Will do. Great to see you, man. 713 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,768 - Congrats on the book. Yeah. - Cheers, thanks. 714 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,814 Dusty, I've realized that you haven't been completely honest with me. 715 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,527 Roddick's an even bigger arsehole than you said. 716 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:37,611 Yeah. 717 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,488 Yeah. Thanks, Peej. 718 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,573 - I mean, he's totally lying. - Yeah. 719 00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,075 [Dusty] So frustrating, right? 720 00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:44,701 [PJ] That's annoying as hell. 721 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:45,786 [Dusty] Agreed. 722 00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:48,539 [sorrowful music playing] 723 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,136 [sighs] 724 00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:07,182 [commentator] Two promising young players here. 725 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,269 Boyd has dominated the Juniors with his powerful serve, 726 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:12,688 but will that translate here at the pro level? 727 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:16,233 Wow, sure did not on that point, 728 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,819 but Roddick may have just gotten lucky with timing. 729 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:27,703 Well, I guess he didn't get lucky after all. 730 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:30,038 Roddick just seems to be a way better tennis player. 731 00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:32,499 [audience applauding] 732 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,919 This is when it's got to be tough to have your dad as a coach. 733 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:39,756 It's moments like this that make me glad I grew up without a father. 734 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,888 [teen Dusty groaning] Oh, no. 735 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:48,932 - No, no, no, no, no. - Go on. 736 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:51,852 [commentator] Boyd seems to be running off the court? 737 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,980 Possible there is some kind of medical issue, 738 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:59,693 or maybe after all that hype, the pressure is just too much for him. 739 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,613 That is a tough thing to see in a debut. 740 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:07,117 [sighs] 741 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,831 [typing] 742 00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:17,878 All right, match point. 743 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:18,962 Oh, yes. 744 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,047 [Dusty groans] 745 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,507 I'm gonna get ya. 746 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,428 - Oh! Oh! - Oh! 747 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:28,305 Still got it! Yes! 748 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,849 Would've been easier to have won that with a dink, you know? 749 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,643 Oh, never gonna happen. [chuckles] No. 750 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,269 Well, that was easily the best game 751 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:37,523 against a woman three decades older than you I've seen you play. 752 00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:38,815 Yeah, easily. 753 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:42,819 - Yeah! Yes! [chuckles] - [chuckles] You're so proud of yourself. 754 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,571 Well, I haven't been getting a lot of wins lately. 755 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,698 - Sad. [chuckles] - It feels good. 756 00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:48,492 No, I know. Me neither. 757 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:51,578 - Take 'em where we can get 'em. Cheers. - Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. 758 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:53,080 [phone ringing] 759 00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,541 [Candace] Mmm. God. 760 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,043 Eleven missed calls from my ex. 761 00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,127 Eleven? 762 00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:00,212 [sighs] 763 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,297 Don't ask. Don't wanna talk about it. 764 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:03,799 I get it. 765 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:07,719 There's an event that we go to together every year, 766 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:11,139 and he's calling me to ask me if he can bring his new girlfriend to it. 767 00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:13,225 [groans] That bitch. 768 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,019 No, she's actually a really nice person. 769 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:19,940 - Oh, she is? Well, that's great. - I hate her 50-year-old guts so much. 770 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,693 I'll be honest, I don't know what you're looking for with this story. 771 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,987 - [chuckles] I know it's confusing. - Yeah. [chuckles] 772 00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:26,655 Well, here's the thing. 773 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:31,118 When I left him, I thought that I was gonna be the winner 774 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:32,452 - of the divorce. - Sure. 775 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:37,040 But now he's parading her all around, and I'm still single. 776 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,710 - And so I, of course, cannot… - And that hurts. 777 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:41,795 …show my face there. 778 00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,630 - Oh, you're not gonna go. - No. 779 00:32:44,423 --> 00:32:46,216 - That sucks. - Yeah. 780 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,386 - But why'd you leave him? - He was just such a child. 781 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,346 He had no aspirations. 782 00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:55,893 He didn't have many friends, just one weird friend really, 783 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:59,688 who just was, "Yes, yes, yes" to everything he said. 784 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:01,106 He was sort of a suck-up. 785 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:05,944 And he was always telling these boring, boring stories about his glory days. 786 00:33:06,028 --> 00:33:07,613 Ah, he doesn't sound so bad. 787 00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:09,364 The truth is, 788 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:14,119 I would've put up with all that if he'd ever just shown up for me. 789 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,707 Hey! 790 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:21,293 You two gonna hog the court and gab all night 791 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:23,045 or you looking to run some pickle? 792 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:24,671 We'll run some pickle! 793 00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,423 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah. 794 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,091 - We'll be partners. - Yep. 795 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:31,136 - Let's do it. - What are they though? 796 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:32,596 [grunts] 797 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:35,140 [grunts] 798 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,809 [grunts] 799 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:39,770 [grunts] 800 00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:43,607 - [grunts] Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Ooh! Yes! Ooh! 801 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,859 I can't with these two. I honestly can't do another second. 802 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:47,861 - Listen. Okay, they're grunters. - What? 803 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,197 - You think? - I've played people like this before, 804 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,784 and the only way to beat them is to out-grunt them. 805 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,411 Or we could beat them by being better players, which we are. 806 00:33:56,495 --> 00:33:58,789 No, that'll never work. We have to do it my way. 807 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,582 Grunt with me, Dusty. 808 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:04,628 And the more erotic, the better. 809 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:08,047 You can strategize all you want, but it's not gonna help. 810 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,967 Yeah, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. 811 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,219 - Let's just play. - [player 1] Okay. 812 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:14,304 - [player 2] All right. Let's play. - [player 1] Okay. 813 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,764 ["Get Up Offa That Thing" playing] 814 00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:17,850 Whatever it takes, right? 815 00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:19,059 Yeah. 816 00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:23,981 - [grunts weakly] - Oh, God. 817 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,190 [grunts] 818 00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:26,733 [grunts] 819 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:28,110 [grunts] 820 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,445 Okay. 821 00:34:31,697 --> 00:34:32,697 [grunts] 822 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,074 [grunts] 823 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:37,244 [grunts] 824 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,540 [all grunting] 825 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:42,833 [grunts intensely] 826 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:46,128 [grunting] 827 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:47,670 Ay, papi! 828 00:34:48,547 --> 00:34:49,755 - [music ends] - Oh, my God! 829 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,551 [both] Yeah! 830 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:53,635 [player 2 sighs] 831 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,638 How about this? When I yell switch, just switch. 832 00:34:56,722 --> 00:34:58,140 Well, we wouldn't have to switch so much 833 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:01,268 if your bitch ass wasn't playing that patty-cake bullshit. 834 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,188 - Oh, come on. - Admit it, now that was fun! 835 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,982 Candace, it was a blast! 836 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,400 - Right? - [chuckles] And we won! 837 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,068 - We won! - You won! 838 00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:11,987 - You won! [chuckles] - We both got a win. 839 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:15,199 Hey, I think you should, uh, go to that thing. 840 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:17,534 - What? - The thing with your ex 841 00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:19,661 that you were talking about, with his new girlfriend. 842 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,788 - Oh. Mmm. - You should go. 843 00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,207 - No. - What is it? 844 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:26,627 It's a charity fundraiser at this honky-tonk I love. 845 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,296 Oh, you can skip that. Country music sucks ass. [chuckles] 846 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:30,464 [gasps] 847 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,841 [chuckles] 848 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:33,926 Candace! 849 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,595 I'm so sorry. I don't know what just happened. 850 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:37,888 - I'm… - I'll tell you what happened. 851 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:40,557 - You hit me in the face! - I know. I don't know why I did that. 852 00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:42,518 Well, 'cause I said country music sucks ass. 853 00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:46,355 [chuckles] What is happening right now? 854 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:48,524 You said something that I find upsetting 855 00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:50,609 because that's a real trigger for me. 856 00:35:50,692 --> 00:35:52,903 - It is? - Yes! It's a thing. 857 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,906 Country music fans who live outside the south, 858 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,991 they have a very hard time with this. 859 00:35:58,075 --> 00:36:01,286 They encounter a lot of prejudice just like that, 860 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,829 and it's a serious issue. 861 00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,790 This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. 862 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:06,291 Hey, give me your phone. 863 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,668 Give me your phone right now. 864 00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:10,629 What are you gonna do with my phone? 865 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:15,008 I'm putting in a playlist and you will love this. 866 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:17,511 - What is it? - It's called "Cowgirl Classics." 867 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,889 Okay, I'm not gonna listen to a "Cowgirl Classics"… [chuckles] Please. 868 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,350 - I think you will. I think you will. - No, I-- 869 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,434 - [player 2 chuckling] - What? 870 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,103 - I gotta tell you a secret. - What? 871 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:29,189 I got a question for you. I can't wrap my head around this. 872 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,774 Are they siblings or a couple? 873 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,193 - I cannot figure it out. - Right? 874 00:36:33,277 --> 00:36:35,779 - 'Cause siblings don't act like that. - It's driving me crazy. 875 00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:37,656 [kisses] 876 00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:40,117 - I think I'm gonna ask 'em. I have to. - You can't. You can't. 877 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,077 - I will never sleep again… - I'm gonna be really embarrassed. 878 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,495 - Excuse me! - No! 879 00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:46,081 Couple or siblings? 880 00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:47,374 - We're partners. - Partners. 881 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,752 Made it worse. Let's get out of here. 882 00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:51,920 [both chuckling] 883 00:36:53,255 --> 00:36:55,174 [person] Pickleball is this club's future, Chuck. 884 00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:58,844 And, as self-appointed head of this club's pickleball committee, 885 00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:03,974 I have a responsibility to press you about a date for the expansion vote. 886 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:05,851 - We need more courts, Chuck. - [sighs] 887 00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:07,978 That's not the only thing on my mind, Skip. 888 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:10,105 You know, we lost the tiny paper cup supplier 889 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:11,398 for the water station? 890 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,984 I am so sorry. I didn't know. 891 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,402 Because you didn't ask. 892 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,029 Anything I can do to help with the cups? 893 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:19,364 I think you've done enough. You sip and crumple, Skip. 894 00:37:19,448 --> 00:37:21,867 We've all seen it. You're a wasteful little piggy. 895 00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:26,205 Well… [chuckles] …this little piggy usually brings a bottle from home. 896 00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:28,624 Usually, but not always. 897 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:32,336 I'll tell you what. I'll hold the expansion vote this Friday. 898 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,505 Oh. Thank you so much. 899 00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:37,299 A-And I am gonna work on the waste. 900 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,842 I'm gonna sip and reuse. 901 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:39,927 No more crumple. 902 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,178 - Hey. - Hey. 903 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,430 Pop. [chuckles] 904 00:37:44,139 --> 00:37:45,140 I wouldn't. 905 00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:48,560 What that asshole want? More tiny cups? 906 00:37:48,644 --> 00:37:49,645 Absolute piggy. 907 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:53,190 Hey, just wanted to let you know that my wrist is feeling really great, Dad. 908 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,317 Yeah, I saw the doc. He said I'll be totally healed 909 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,818 for any big matches coming up. 910 00:37:56,902 --> 00:37:58,654 Not necessary. Neil's our guy. 911 00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:01,865 Right, because of the wrist, but what I'm saying is I'm feeling good 912 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:05,118 and I-I'm keeping it loose just in case you wanted the… the best player. 913 00:38:05,202 --> 00:38:07,955 - The player that actually won. - I don't need the player who won. 914 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,665 I need the player who's going to win. 915 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:11,458 Chuck! I got it! Hey. 916 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:14,044 [pants] Just wanted to show you that, uh… I have it today. 917 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,338 A Band-Aid on a bullet hole, Skip. 918 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:19,508 [pants, sighs] 919 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:20,759 [scoffs] 920 00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:23,136 What an absolute idiot. 921 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:26,431 As if he thinks a Band-Aid is gonna stop a friggin' bullet 922 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:28,642 from going through just like you said. 923 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:31,061 'Cause that's a Band-Aid on a bullet hole situation. 924 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,233 Okay, well, I'm gonna boogie. 925 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:38,610 I'll keep you updated on the wrist, Dad. 926 00:38:38,694 --> 00:38:40,237 - Not necessary. - [door opens] 927 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,738 My mind's playing tricks on me. 928 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:42,906 Did you say, "I love you?" 929 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,326 Joking with you, you goofball. 930 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,411 Unless you did? 931 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:57,588 [phone chimes] 932 00:38:59,298 --> 00:39:00,799 [mumbles] 933 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,317 [PJ] Yes! 934 00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:20,736 Did you see that, Dusty? 935 00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:22,613 - [phone chimes] - Unbelievable. 936 00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,698 [scatting] 937 00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:35,167 Yes! Yes! 938 00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:40,005 What are you doing on your phone? Are you filming me? 939 00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:42,883 ["Five More Minutes" playing] 940 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:49,097 [PJ shouts] 941 00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:52,351 - Upload that one to Snapchat. - [music continues on earphones] 942 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,852 ♪ Eight years old ♪ 943 00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:57,606 ♪ Couple cane poles Sittin' down by the creek ♪ 944 00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:01,527 ♪ Lines in the water Watchin' those bobbers ♪ 945 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,779 ♪ Seein' that red sun sink ♪ 946 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:07,616 ♪ Mama's on the porch yellin' "Supper's hot" ♪ 947 00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,327 ♪ "Y'all come and get it" ♪ 948 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:15,123 ♪ We yelled, "Five more minutes" ♪ 949 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:20,045 [singing along] ♪ Time rolls by The clock won't stop ♪ 950 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:24,716 ♪ I wish I had a few more drops Of the good stuff ♪ 951 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,426 ♪ The good times ♪ 952 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:29,596 - ♪ Oh, but they just keep on flying ♪ - ♪ But they just keep on flying ♪ 953 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,474 ♪ Right on by like it ain't nothing ♪ 954 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:35,352 - ♪ I wish I had me a, a pause button ♪ - ♪ Had me a, a pause button ♪ 955 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:37,145 - ♪ Moments like those ♪ - ♪ Moments like this ♪ 956 00:40:37,229 --> 00:40:39,565 - ♪ Lord knows I'd hit it ♪ - ♪ Lord knows that I'd hit it ♪ 957 00:40:40,983 --> 00:40:45,821 ♪ And give myself five more minutes ♪ 958 00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:47,364 It's not a lot to ask. 959 00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:51,368 [sighs] 960 00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:53,704 ♪ Eighteen, turned my helmet in ♪ 961 00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,290 ♪ Walked to the fifty yard line ♪ 962 00:40:56,373 --> 00:41:00,169 - ♪ Just the coach and me after we ♪ - [chuckles] ♪ After all… ♪ 963 00:41:00,252 --> 00:41:02,129 ♪ Lost state, 10 to 9 ♪ 964 00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:03,964 Aw, it's about the coach. 965 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:08,677 ♪ Next time to get in here I'll have to buy a ticket ♪ 966 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,724 - ♪ Can't you give me five more minutes? ♪ - ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 967 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:14,808 [music ends] 968 00:41:16,977 --> 00:41:18,812 Thank you all for coming this afternoon. 969 00:41:18,896 --> 00:41:20,314 The floor is yours, Piggy. 970 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:21,398 As you all know, 971 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:24,902 we're only asking for two courts on which to play pickleball. 972 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:29,114 So I'm gonna keep this short and sweet just like me. 973 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:32,159 Anyway, the current pickleball court on which we play, 974 00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:35,871 court 16, is completely unacceptable. 975 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:38,874 The southeast fence is too close, 976 00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:41,460 the baseline corner is warped and cracked, 977 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:43,086 and all my pickleballers can agree with me… 978 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:45,339 - [pickleballers] Mm-hmm. - …that the leaky fountain 979 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:49,426 leaves a very slippery puddle near the net post. 980 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:51,720 - Okay. Is that it? - Just a few more things. 981 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:54,723 Some graffiti left on my house. 982 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,684 It says "Go die, pickle dick." 983 00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,436 - Pickle dick. - [chuckles] Pickle dick. 984 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,813 [Skip] ♪ P, who wants to play pickleball? ♪ 985 00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:04,149 - [backing track playing] - ♪ I, I wanna play pickleball ♪ 986 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,652 ♪ C, I'll see you On the pickleball court ♪ 987 00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:09,071 ♪ K, looking kray in my fresh bay shorts ♪ 988 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,822 Who's playing pickleball these days? 989 00:42:10,906 --> 00:42:13,200 Oscar winner Jamie Foxx. 990 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,910 Tay Tay. 991 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:18,288 Tennis was played by Lyle and Erik Menendez 992 00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:20,791 on the day they murdered their parents. 993 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:23,001 We need these pickleball courts 994 00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:27,798 so that we never have to have another Lyle and Erik Menendez. 995 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:29,925 - Okay. Is that it? - Yep. 996 00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:35,472 Some interesting points, Skip. 997 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,016 Can we just, uh, go to the vote? 998 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,435 Actually, there's no need for the vote. 999 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:43,146 We know you have the numbers, and it doesn't matter. 1000 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:45,649 - Wait, wait. Chuck, you promised. - [stammers] Gary is handing out 1001 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:48,861 an excerpt from the club's founding charter. 1002 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,195 Rules are rules, Skip. 1003 00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:53,490 And in that spirit, I'm invoking a challenge, a duel match. 1004 00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:55,534 Then why did you make me do a 90-minute presentation? 1005 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,869 I worked two weeks on this. 1006 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,453 Well, I guess I forgot to mention it. 1007 00:42:58,537 --> 00:43:00,372 - Whoops. [chuckles] - [Chuck] Kind of like how you forget 1008 00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,041 to bring your water bottle every day, huh, Skip? 1009 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:06,128 - [groans] - Now, both sides must select a champion. 1010 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:08,297 The tennis side submits Neil. 1011 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,215 Or whoever. We don't have to pick right now. 1012 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,426 But we can because we know who we're picking. 1013 00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:16,388 I know, but we don't have to because my recovery is way ahead of schedule. 1014 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,265 But it's been decided, so that's irrelevant. 1015 00:43:18,348 --> 00:43:20,601 - I know, but I just feel like right now-- - [bangs gavel] 1016 00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:22,561 This meeting is adjourned. 1017 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,396 - [sighs] - [Chuck] Thank you all. 1018 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:26,899 [chattering] 1019 00:43:27,482 --> 00:43:28,483 [Kris] That was incredible. 1020 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,235 No. [stammers] I don't even care. 1021 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:31,820 - [Kris] Powerful. - [Gary] Inspirational. 1022 00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:33,405 [Gene] Heck of a gavel bang, Chuck. 1023 00:43:33,488 --> 00:43:35,908 - [scoffs] - [Kris] That gavel shook me to my core. 1024 00:43:35,991 --> 00:43:37,993 [woeful music playing] 1025 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,001 [groans] 1026 00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:49,254 [phone ringing] 1027 00:43:53,592 --> 00:43:55,093 - Hello. - Hi. 1028 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:57,888 - Hey. How'd it go? - The meeting? 1029 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,973 Oh, it went so good. 1030 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,683 Really, really good. 1031 00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:03,769 Oh, good. Glad to hear it. 1032 00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:05,270 Yeah. 1033 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:08,106 Also, my dad humiliated me again. 1034 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:10,442 Yeah, this time it was in front of the entire club. 1035 00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:13,445 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. That's awful. 1036 00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:15,822 Hey, enough about me. 1037 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:19,243 Any chance you're up for some late-night pickleball? 1038 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,453 Tonight? No. No. 1039 00:44:21,537 --> 00:44:23,121 I'm just… I'm pretty tired. 1040 00:44:23,205 --> 00:44:27,459 I was just going to stay in and, you know, watch a movie or something. 1041 00:44:27,543 --> 00:44:29,127 That makes sense. I'm really tired too. 1042 00:44:29,211 --> 00:44:31,046 I was just going to stay in and watch a movie too. 1043 00:44:31,129 --> 00:44:32,339 What movie you gonna watch? 1044 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:33,841 Well, I don't know. Uh… 1045 00:44:33,924 --> 00:44:36,051 The Graduate's on TCM tonight. 1046 00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:37,678 Did you say The Graduate? 1047 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:38,762 Yeah. 1048 00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,639 I just saw the trailer for that. 1049 00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:43,517 You saw the trailer for The Graduate? 1050 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,768 It looked so good. 1051 00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:48,564 That's what I was probably gonna watch, but I don't have, uh, TCM. 1052 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:52,526 Dusty, if you would like to come and watch it, you're welcome. 1053 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:54,987 Although, it is very late. 1054 00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:56,989 All right. Well, I got stuff to do too. 1055 00:44:57,072 --> 00:45:00,075 I'm pretty slammed over here, but you're a good friend. 1056 00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:02,077 You seem lonely. I'll come right now. 1057 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,288 Oh, God. 1058 00:45:05,622 --> 00:45:10,711 So, did your dad, like, ask for a drumroll and then say, "Anyone but my son"? 1059 00:45:10,794 --> 00:45:12,296 I don't want to talk about it. 1060 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,089 - That's why I'm here. - Okay. 1061 00:45:14,173 --> 00:45:18,510 Um, since you're here, could I ask your opinion on something? 1062 00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:19,970 Yes. What's up? 1063 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,015 Well, I took your advice, and I am going to the honky-tonk. 1064 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:24,266 That's great. 1065 00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:29,479 [groans] I know, but, um, I really want a guy's opinion on the look, 1066 00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:33,317 because I want Mitch to kick himself when he sees me. 1067 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,484 All right, well, let's see it. 1068 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:36,695 - Okay! Okay. - I'm excited. 1069 00:45:36,778 --> 00:45:38,447 Thank you. Thank you. 1070 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,656 I'll put it on. 1071 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:41,491 Yeah. Really cool place. 1072 00:45:41,575 --> 00:45:43,076 [Candace] Oh, thanks so much. 1073 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,037 - Got a lot of stuff. - Mm-hmm. 1074 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:49,333 - So you do pottery? - Yeah. 1075 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,168 That's another of my hobbies. 1076 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:53,128 That is a cookie jar. 1077 00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:55,547 - Oh, this is a cookie jar? - Yeah. 1078 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:59,551 You can't barely fit any cookies in it 'cause of the weird dents. 1079 00:45:59,635 --> 00:46:02,554 I know, but it's helpful if you're trying not to eat too much. 1080 00:46:02,638 --> 00:46:05,307 - [chuckles] Oh, it's a diet cookie jar. - Yes! 1081 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:07,017 Very good, Candace. 1082 00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:10,687 [Candace] And those were unplanned, man. They just happened. 1083 00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:11,813 They look unplanned. 1084 00:46:11,897 --> 00:46:14,525 [Candace] If you like that so much, you can take that home. 1085 00:46:14,608 --> 00:46:18,028 Ah, thank you, but I got so many of these. 1086 00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:21,532 [Candace] Do you have any hobbies, Dusty? 1087 00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:22,616 Um… 1088 00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:25,244 Mmm. 1089 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:27,704 Yeah, just tennis, I guess. 1090 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:30,374 [Candace] I mean, that's more of a sport, but… 1091 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,709 I can tell you really love it. 1092 00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:35,879 [chuckles] Well, I mean I definitely loved it when I was a kid. 1093 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:40,759 Or at least I really loved spending all that time with my dad. 1094 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:44,388 Yeah, it was nice. He really believed in me. 1095 00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:46,473 Felt really special. 1096 00:46:47,057 --> 00:46:49,476 He kind of put everything into me, and then, uh… 1097 00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:51,854 then I blew it. 1098 00:46:51,937 --> 00:46:54,690 [Candace] Well, it sounds to me like he blew it too. 1099 00:46:57,276 --> 00:46:58,694 [Dusty] Hey, Candace? 1100 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:02,447 - [Candace] Yeah? - Is this you in the, uh, wedding dress? 1101 00:47:02,531 --> 00:47:07,160 No, I saved a photo of another similar woman on her wedding day. 1102 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,912 Holy shit. 1103 00:47:11,206 --> 00:47:12,374 What do you think? 1104 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:14,251 [Dusty] Uh… [chuckles] 1105 00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:20,674 Uh-oh. 1106 00:47:21,258 --> 00:47:22,843 I think you're a knockout. 1107 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:25,679 Oh, good. [chuckles] 1108 00:47:25,762 --> 00:47:27,181 - You had me worried there. - No. 1109 00:47:27,264 --> 00:47:29,683 Um, look what I found in my closet. 1110 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:34,188 Just in case you're in the market for a cowboy hat, it's yours. 1111 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:36,190 - It used to be Mitch's. - Hmm. 1112 00:47:39,026 --> 00:47:41,153 - How's that look? - I think you're pulling that off. 1113 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:42,279 - Look. - Really? 1114 00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:43,989 - Yeah. [sighs] - All right. 1115 00:47:44,072 --> 00:47:46,491 - Look at us. [chuckles] - We look cute. 1116 00:47:46,575 --> 00:47:48,660 [chuckles] Yeah, we kind of do, right? 1117 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:50,746 [both chuckling] 1118 00:47:51,955 --> 00:47:54,750 - The… The movie's starting. - Oh, yeah. Let's watch it. 1119 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:55,834 [both laughing] 1120 00:47:55,918 --> 00:47:57,586 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. 1121 00:47:57,669 --> 00:47:59,671 - [both laughing] - [TV continues indistinctly] 1122 00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:01,840 This is a great movie. 1123 00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:04,426 - I know. - It should be, like, a classic. 1124 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,845 - It is. - It is? 1125 00:48:06,929 --> 00:48:08,472 - Uh-huh. - Well, it's earned it. 1126 00:48:08,555 --> 00:48:11,308 - You look a little shaken up. - Oh, no, no. I'm just… 1127 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:13,060 I'm just a little worried about my future. 1128 00:48:13,143 --> 00:48:17,022 Well, I think the kid with the nose, I think he could have a great career. 1129 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:20,651 Dusty, that is Dustin Hoffman. 1130 00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:21,985 He's 80. 1131 00:48:24,029 --> 00:48:25,113 He looks great. 1132 00:48:25,197 --> 00:48:27,199 ["Scarborough Fair/Canticle" playing on TV] 1133 00:48:31,787 --> 00:48:35,290 He's going the wrong way on that bridge. I've been on that exact bridge. 1134 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,167 You can still dr… 1135 00:48:37,793 --> 00:48:39,461 This is a flub. You can't… 1136 00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:54,059 All right. Hey. 1137 00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:58,021 Let's get you settled in. 1138 00:48:58,105 --> 00:48:59,439 [sighs] 1139 00:49:00,107 --> 00:49:01,358 - [TV turns off] - [music ends] 1140 00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:09,491 [cheerful music playing] 1141 00:49:09,575 --> 00:49:11,577 [chuckling] 1142 00:49:30,262 --> 00:49:32,264 ["Work Bitch" playing] 1143 00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:18,894 - [music ends] - You wanted to see me, boss? 1144 00:50:18,977 --> 00:50:20,312 Can I be honest with you? 1145 00:50:20,395 --> 00:50:21,563 I wish you would. 1146 00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:23,857 You see, PJ, 1147 00:50:23,941 --> 00:50:27,528 I'm wrestling with a pretty confusing problem 1148 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,113 in, um… 1149 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:32,449 in a book that I'm currently writing. 1150 00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:34,868 No surprises there. You've got the mind for it. 1151 00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:36,578 - What's it called? - The name of the book? 1152 00:50:36,662 --> 00:50:37,579 Yeah. 1153 00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:39,831 The Silent Blade. 1154 00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:42,209 - Gorgeous. I'm reading that. - [chuckling] Yeah. 1155 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,503 I'm setting a reminder to preorder. [stammers] Go ahead. 1156 00:50:44,586 --> 00:50:49,007 So the main warrior, Puzimbus, is part of this tribe 1157 00:50:49,091 --> 00:50:50,884 - that he's always been part of. - Mmm. 1158 00:50:50,968 --> 00:50:53,053 He then starts hanging out with this other tribe 1159 00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,763 who he always thought were his enemies. 1160 00:50:54,847 --> 00:50:55,848 Twist much? 1161 00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:58,392 I literally feel like I'm inside the book right now. 1162 00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:00,227 - Feel my pulse, it's racing. - [chuckles] 1163 00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:02,020 So he's kind of living this double life, you know? 1164 00:51:02,104 --> 00:51:03,897 Like, he really wants to hang with this new tribe 1165 00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:07,651 'cause he really likes them, but he's also kind of embarrassed to be seen with them. 1166 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:08,569 - Yeah. - You know, 1167 00:51:08,652 --> 00:51:12,865 there's a character that the main warrior starts catching feelings for, 1168 00:51:12,948 --> 00:51:15,742 and she's way older than him. 1169 00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:17,035 Absolute dog. 1170 00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:19,371 So, PJ, if you were reading The Silent Blade 1171 00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:20,998 and Puzimbus switched tribes 1172 00:51:21,081 --> 00:51:24,793 'cause he started falling for, like, let's say a dragon 1173 00:51:24,877 --> 00:51:26,628 who was 30 years his senior, 1174 00:51:26,712 --> 00:51:29,089 would you think less of Puzimbus? 1175 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,216 Never gonna shame a guy for going antiquing. 1176 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:35,220 I'm no writer, but if I took the rich world you created 1177 00:51:35,304 --> 00:51:37,514 and compare it to my boring life… 1178 00:51:37,598 --> 00:51:40,726 - Please. - …based on similar experiences of my own, 1179 00:51:40,809 --> 00:51:43,520 if I were with Puzimbus right now, I'd tell him to swing away. 1180 00:51:43,604 --> 00:51:45,772 You would, huh? Similar experiences? 1181 00:51:46,565 --> 00:51:49,484 You trying to tell me that you've been with an older woman, you dog? 1182 00:51:49,568 --> 00:51:52,571 - [chuckles] You little sneakster. - In a way. 1183 00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:54,656 Do you know what an objectum-sexual is? 1184 00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:56,325 No, but I can't wait to find out. 1185 00:51:56,408 --> 00:52:00,287 It's one who has a physical and romantic love for objects 1186 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:01,371 rather than people. 1187 00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:05,125 I'm talking about buildings, bridges, vehicles. 1188 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:08,795 I personally am in love with the USS Alabama. 1189 00:52:08,879 --> 00:52:09,880 All right, actually, 1190 00:52:09,963 --> 00:52:11,798 - you don't have to tell me this-- - No. I want to. 1191 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:16,261 She was constructed in 1939, decommissioned in '47, 1192 00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:19,681 declared an historical landmark in 1986. 1193 00:52:19,765 --> 00:52:22,142 So, yes, I've been with an older woman, 1194 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,603 and I wouldn't change it for anything in the world. 1195 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:25,854 You tell Puzimbus that. 1196 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:29,066 Tell him what? That you… you had sex with a retired battleship? 1197 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:31,235 - Exactly. - How'd you even have sex with it? 1198 00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:34,154 It's a ship. It doesn't have a vagina or even a butt. 1199 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:37,115 Hey! Get out of the goddamn pool. 1200 00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:38,992 It's the middle of the day. You work here. 1201 00:52:39,076 --> 00:52:41,245 - We're working right now. - Get out. 1202 00:52:45,123 --> 00:52:46,625 That way. 1203 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:07,354 [sighs] 1204 00:53:07,437 --> 00:53:09,439 [country music playing on speakers] 1205 00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:12,901 [people cheering, chattering] 1206 00:53:20,492 --> 00:53:22,744 [chuckles] Oh! 1207 00:53:22,828 --> 00:53:24,538 - Candace, you came! - Y-Yes. 1208 00:53:24,621 --> 00:53:26,248 - I came. [chuckles] - [friend chuckles] Yes. 1209 00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:29,293 Because I have every right to. Mitch does not own this place. 1210 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,336 - Of course. I get that, honey. - [chuckles] 1211 00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:33,172 I'm just glad to see you is all. 1212 00:53:33,255 --> 00:53:34,756 - Come here. - Oh. 1213 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,092 Aw. You look beautiful. 1214 00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:40,846 Oh, shit. 1215 00:53:40,929 --> 00:53:43,265 Well, have fun. 1216 00:53:48,437 --> 00:53:49,521 Hi. 1217 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:53,358 - Hi. - Oh, Candy, you made it. 1218 00:53:53,442 --> 00:53:54,651 I wasn't sure we'd see you. 1219 00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:57,029 I did make it. You are seeing me. 1220 00:53:57,112 --> 00:54:00,574 And, uh, as a reminder, you do not own this place. 1221 00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:02,659 - [chuckles] - Okay, sure. 1222 00:54:02,743 --> 00:54:05,412 - Uh, you remember my Bea, yeah? - Of course. 1223 00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:07,456 - Hi. - Hi. 1224 00:54:07,539 --> 00:54:10,292 [chuckles] Who could forget famous Bea? 1225 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:13,170 Let me guess. Now you're going to say something nice to me. 1226 00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:14,671 Well, I do love your outfit. 1227 00:54:14,755 --> 00:54:16,423 There it is. There it is. 1228 00:54:16,507 --> 00:54:18,509 [stammers] Listen, why don't I get us some drinks, 1229 00:54:18,592 --> 00:54:21,053 and you two can catch up a little bit? 1230 00:54:21,136 --> 00:54:22,846 Yeah? Okay. [chuckles] 1231 00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:26,433 - [sighs] Hi. Uh… - Hi. 1232 00:54:26,517 --> 00:54:27,809 [Mitch] Um, you okay? 1233 00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:29,686 You seem a little tense. 1234 00:54:29,770 --> 00:54:31,939 Nope. I am not tense. 1235 00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:34,358 - I am relaxed. - Okay. 1236 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:35,692 - Okay. - Yeah, that's good to hear. 1237 00:54:35,776 --> 00:54:37,736 - Yeah, good to hear. - What's new in your life? 1238 00:54:37,819 --> 00:54:39,112 I have a snake. 1239 00:54:39,196 --> 00:54:40,906 - Oh. - It's named Mitch. 1240 00:54:40,989 --> 00:54:43,325 - [chuckles] - All right, beers, everybody. 1241 00:54:43,408 --> 00:54:46,537 - Yes, honey. Here you go. Cheers. - Well, okay. To the snake. Yeah. 1242 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,122 - Wait. To the snake? - To the snake. You know, it's a snake. 1243 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:50,666 Don't worry about it. 1244 00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:56,463 - Mmm. Okay. - Are you… Are you okay? 1245 00:54:56,547 --> 00:54:59,842 [blows, breathing heavily] 1246 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:03,220 [distorted audio] 1247 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:09,142 [exhales sharply] 1248 00:55:10,102 --> 00:55:12,229 [Bea, distorted] Candace, honey. [normal] Are you all right? 1249 00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:14,398 - Okay. I'm not… - [Mitch] You look a little pale. 1250 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,191 - I don't think I… - Why don't you just try to sit? 1251 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:18,610 Yeah, yeah. Take a seat. Take a seat, okay? 1252 00:55:18,694 --> 00:55:19,736 Talk to me. I can help. 1253 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:22,698 I was an ER nurse after I retired from modeling. 1254 00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,283 Of course you were. 1255 00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:26,118 This was a big mistake. 1256 00:55:27,619 --> 00:55:28,787 [sighs] 1257 00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:31,373 - [sighs] - Howdy. 1258 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:34,877 Dusty. 1259 00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:37,212 What are you doing here? 1260 00:55:37,296 --> 00:55:38,547 I'm showing up. 1261 00:55:39,548 --> 00:55:40,716 [chuckles] 1262 00:55:40,799 --> 00:55:42,509 - [chuckles] - Is that him? 1263 00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:44,720 Let's do this, right? 1264 00:55:46,305 --> 00:55:48,599 - Mitch! That Mitch? - Who's that? 1265 00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:50,517 Hi, how are you? I'm the new man. 1266 00:55:50,601 --> 00:55:52,811 - [chuckles] Good to meet you. - Uh-huh. 1267 00:55:52,895 --> 00:55:54,688 - And you are? Good to meet you, Bea. - Hi, I'm Bea. Yes. 1268 00:55:54,771 --> 00:55:57,357 I am so sorry I'm late. 1269 00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:59,276 I feel like a real asshole. 1270 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:00,986 But bank mergers, right? 1271 00:56:01,069 --> 00:56:02,571 They take what they take, am I right? 1272 00:56:02,654 --> 00:56:04,531 - [chuckles] - Oh, yeah. I guess so. 1273 00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:07,367 I'm so excited for you two to finally meet. 1274 00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:10,287 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah, it… It… 1275 00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:12,122 [chuckles] I'm… I'm so sorry, sir. 1276 00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:16,668 I just got distracted by this unbelievable fox. [chuckles] 1277 00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:18,295 - [chuckles] - Look at you. 1278 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:21,840 You look absolutely beautiful tonight, babe. 1279 00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,468 You look beautiful too, babe. 1280 00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:25,969 - [Dusty chuckles] - Baby. [chuckles] 1281 00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:27,679 Are you in my hat? 1282 00:56:28,347 --> 00:56:32,184 Well, I'm in a whole lot of your stuff these days, my guy. 1283 00:56:33,977 --> 00:56:36,104 Hey, what do you say we do some dancing? 1284 00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:38,524 - I'm sorry. We gotta dance. Gotta dance. - We gotta dance. 1285 00:56:38,607 --> 00:56:39,942 We'll see you guys out there. 1286 00:56:40,025 --> 00:56:41,527 - ["Cowgirl" playing] - Come on. 1287 00:56:41,610 --> 00:56:42,778 How was that? 1288 00:56:43,362 --> 00:56:45,364 - We did good. - We did good. 1289 00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:49,076 What does he mean, "my stuff"? 1290 00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:51,286 ♪ She's a Texas girl raised in Tennessee ♪ 1291 00:56:51,370 --> 00:56:54,289 ♪ Apple don't fall far from the tree ♪ 1292 00:56:54,373 --> 00:56:57,042 ♪ Treats my friends like family ♪ 1293 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,628 ♪ And I'm all right with that ♪ 1294 00:56:59,711 --> 00:57:02,047 ♪ She can take the top off Her own beer ♪ 1295 00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:05,300 ♪ She don't need hours staring In the mirror ♪ 1296 00:57:05,384 --> 00:57:09,388 ♪ She can do you in with blue jeans And a baseball cap ♪ 1297 00:57:10,681 --> 00:57:13,600 ♪ I'm talking down on Cooking apple pie with your mama ♪ 1298 00:57:13,684 --> 00:57:15,602 ♪ Sipping moonshine after midnight ♪ 1299 00:57:15,686 --> 00:57:20,941 ♪ Make you wanna take a back road Real slow and let her drive ♪ 1300 00:57:21,024 --> 00:57:23,527 ♪ I bet you wish you had a cowgirl ♪ 1301 00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:26,321 ♪ One that ain't sitting on a high horse ♪ 1302 00:57:26,405 --> 00:57:29,992 ♪ One that ain't scared of a dance floor On an empty night ♪ 1303 00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:32,119 ♪ Cutting it up with all of your friends ♪ 1304 00:57:32,202 --> 00:57:34,538 ♪ I could chase her like a sunset ♪ 1305 00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:37,457 ♪ Spin her around in that white dress ♪ 1306 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:40,627 ♪ And take her out to a 40-acre lot ♪ 1307 00:57:40,711 --> 00:57:43,172 ♪ Let her pick her favorite spot ♪ 1308 00:57:43,255 --> 00:57:47,718 ♪ I thank God I got a cowgirl ♪ 1309 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:50,470 [vocalizing] 1310 00:57:52,681 --> 00:57:54,183 - [music ends] - [people applauding] 1311 00:57:54,266 --> 00:57:56,268 [cheering] 1312 00:58:04,401 --> 00:58:05,694 Oh. 1313 00:58:09,156 --> 00:58:12,242 [Warren] Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. 1314 00:58:12,326 --> 00:58:13,827 [laughing] 1315 00:58:13,911 --> 00:58:17,998 [chuckles] Dusty, thank you so much for coming tonight. 1316 00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:19,166 Are you kidding? 1317 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:20,834 - Thank you! - Me? 1318 00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:23,337 - Why? - For everything. 1319 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:27,007 I was in such a bad place in my life, Candace. 1320 00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:28,800 I believed in so much bullshit. 1321 00:58:28,884 --> 00:58:30,093 Now I feel… 1322 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:33,263 I don't know, I feel better. I feel like I know what I want. 1323 00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:34,348 You do? 1324 00:58:34,431 --> 00:58:35,724 - Yeah. - What? 1325 00:58:38,894 --> 00:58:40,229 You. 1326 00:58:41,688 --> 00:58:43,023 - What? - Come here. 1327 00:58:43,106 --> 00:58:45,317 [grunts] Dusty, no. 1328 00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:47,653 - No. - You're nervous. 1329 00:58:47,736 --> 00:58:49,821 You're nervous about the age thing. And I get it. 1330 00:58:49,905 --> 00:58:51,365 - [sighs] No, Dusty, stop. - I was too. 1331 00:58:51,448 --> 00:58:53,784 - It's not the age thing. It's not. - But guess what? I got over it. 1332 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:57,871 - You're older than me! Big whoop. - I'm not physically attracted to you. 1333 00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,167 I couldn't hear you. I think you were mumbling. 1334 00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:03,460 What did you literally just say? 1335 00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:07,756 I said I'm not physically attracted to you. 1336 00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,883 I thought we were on the same page. 1337 00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:12,594 I didn't mean to lead you on. 1338 00:59:12,678 --> 00:59:15,681 - I'm sorry. - Oh, no. You didn't lead me on at all. 1339 00:59:15,764 --> 00:59:18,767 You just brought me to your house in a vulnerable moment for me 1340 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:21,228 and showed me a movie called The Graduate… 1341 00:59:21,311 --> 00:59:23,856 - What? I didn't bring you to my house. - …about a little guy with a big nose… 1342 00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:26,650 - You called me. - …who gets courted by an older woman. 1343 00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:28,318 Oh, my God. 1344 00:59:28,402 --> 00:59:31,655 You called me. You basically invited yourself over. 1345 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:34,366 - Okay. How about the playlist you made? - What about it? 1346 00:59:34,449 --> 00:59:36,618 Every song is more provocative than the last. 1347 00:59:36,702 --> 00:59:38,996 - Provocative? - "Country Kisses." 1348 00:59:39,079 --> 00:59:41,164 - Oh, my God! - "Rodeo Romance." 1349 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:43,458 Those are just famous country songs. 1350 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:46,211 "Square Dance, Round Hole." What's the round hole? 1351 00:59:46,295 --> 00:59:48,630 That one I probably should have left off. 1352 00:59:48,714 --> 00:59:50,048 Okay, then forget all of that. 1353 00:59:50,132 --> 00:59:52,134 Let's say all of that is innocent. 1354 00:59:52,217 --> 00:59:54,344 I kissed you in there and you kissed me back. 1355 00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:55,888 - Yeah. - And you know it. 1356 00:59:55,971 --> 00:59:57,389 So explain that to me. 1357 00:59:58,390 --> 01:00:01,560 We were putting on a show for Mitch. 1358 01:00:01,643 --> 01:00:04,646 And, yes, I might have gotten a little bit carried away. 1359 01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:07,149 But I'm sorry. 1360 01:00:07,232 --> 01:00:09,443 And… Oh, God. 1361 01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:13,405 I just wanted a pickleball partner, damn it. 1362 01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:14,489 Okay. 1363 01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:16,700 And I got something so much better. 1364 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:21,163 I got a really, really good friend that I really do love. 1365 01:00:21,246 --> 01:00:23,749 - Yeah. - And I'd like to keep it that way. 1366 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:25,834 I'm good. 1367 01:00:25,918 --> 01:00:27,044 Thanks. 1368 01:00:27,127 --> 01:00:29,546 Dusty, stop. Don't do this. 1369 01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:33,091 No, I-I just don't really need a random pickleball lady friend. 1370 01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:35,636 - I'm not random. - I have so many friends. 1371 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:38,931 Friends is not an issue with a guy like me and it never has been. 1372 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:42,893 I'm flooded with friends. I got PJ hitting me up. 1373 01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:44,061 I got… 1374 01:00:45,521 --> 01:00:47,147 Gail hitting me up all the time. 1375 01:00:47,231 --> 01:00:50,025 - Gail? My Gail? - Not… Not your Gail. A different Gail. 1376 01:00:50,108 --> 01:00:53,111 Point is I've just got so many people coming through. 1377 01:00:54,071 --> 01:00:57,157 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a very hot date tonight. 1378 01:00:57,241 --> 01:00:58,492 I can't be late for it. 1379 01:01:01,245 --> 01:01:02,329 Dusty… 1380 01:01:02,412 --> 01:01:04,414 [sad music playing] 1381 01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:09,086 [sighs] 1382 01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:11,046 [sighs] Hey. 1383 01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:13,715 Stay strong, brother. 1384 01:01:14,424 --> 01:01:16,760 Even cowboys get friend-zoned. 1385 01:01:17,928 --> 01:01:19,555 - Okay. - Yeah. 1386 01:01:23,225 --> 01:01:24,393 [sighs] 1387 01:01:24,476 --> 01:01:26,478 ["I Am Not Okay" playing] 1388 01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:32,317 ♪ I am not okay ♪ 1389 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,946 ♪ I'm barely getting by ♪ 1390 01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:37,322 ♪ I'm losing track of-- ♪ 1391 01:01:37,406 --> 01:01:38,407 [music stops] 1392 01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:41,326 [sighs] Oh, my God. 1393 01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:42,411 [phone chimes] 1394 01:01:46,123 --> 01:01:47,332 [sighs] 1395 01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:54,673 I like the new look. 1396 01:01:55,424 --> 01:01:56,758 - Really? - Sure. 1397 01:01:56,842 --> 01:01:57,843 It's bold. 1398 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:02,347 [sighs] Well, how's the wrist feeling, bud? 1399 01:02:02,431 --> 01:02:03,640 Fine. 1400 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:06,727 I think I'm basically healed. I think I can lose the brace soon. 1401 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,395 Mmm, I love hearing that. 1402 01:02:08,478 --> 01:02:11,315 We're gonna need you in top form, Hammer. [sighs] 1403 01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:13,817 - What do you mean "we"? - The club. 1404 01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:15,444 When you play in the duel. 1405 01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:18,572 Well… [chuckles] Are you being serious? What about Neil? 1406 01:02:18,655 --> 01:02:21,241 Now, come on, Son. You said it yourself. 1407 01:02:21,325 --> 01:02:23,452 The other guys in the club are just dentists and shit. 1408 01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:26,121 They don't have the commitment to excellence we Boyd men do. 1409 01:02:26,205 --> 01:02:28,165 - [chuckles] That's true. - It's in your blood. 1410 01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:31,668 So, are you in? 1411 01:02:31,752 --> 01:02:33,962 [uplifting music playing] 1412 01:02:34,046 --> 01:02:36,882 - Yeah, Dad. I'm in. [chuckles] - Yeah? [chuckles] 1413 01:02:36,965 --> 01:02:39,426 - Let's do it. Hammer's back. - Well, all right. 1414 01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:41,094 - I won't let you down. - Well, I hope not. 1415 01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,679 - Oh, we're gonna kill 'em. - Yeah, man. 1416 01:02:42,763 --> 01:02:44,806 Because this is about a lot more than just pickleball. 1417 01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:46,975 - I mean, you see that, don't you? - Oh, yeah. I see it. 1418 01:02:47,059 --> 01:02:48,977 Everything you're saying. It's about the club-- 1419 01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:51,563 No, it's about the decline of humanity itself. 1420 01:02:51,647 --> 01:02:54,525 - Decline of humanity itself. - I'm sure that sounds dramatic to you. 1421 01:02:54,608 --> 01:02:57,319 - Not to me. - But tennis requires patience. 1422 01:02:57,402 --> 01:02:59,154 - Yeah, patience. - Dedication. 1423 01:02:59,238 --> 01:03:00,405 - Dedication. - Discipline. 1424 01:03:00,489 --> 01:03:01,823 Discipline, for sure. 1425 01:03:01,907 --> 01:03:04,618 I've had people tell me that you can learn how to play pickleball 1426 01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:05,911 in under an hour, 1427 01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:08,830 as if that's a good thing. 1428 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,459 But that is not how you build something that lasts. 1429 01:03:13,168 --> 01:03:16,255 - [music continues] - My legacy is not a tiny paper cup. 1430 01:03:16,755 --> 01:03:19,424 I will not let it be sipped and crumpled. 1431 01:03:20,676 --> 01:03:27,099 I am building something that will endure, like a steel thermos or a canteen. 1432 01:03:27,975 --> 01:03:29,059 You understand that? 1433 01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:30,561 Yes, sir. You're a canteen. 1434 01:03:32,604 --> 01:03:35,816 I'm not a canteen. [stammers] I'm building something strong. 1435 01:03:37,568 --> 01:03:38,569 Anyway, look. 1436 01:03:38,652 --> 01:03:40,654 I look forward to seeing you play again. 1437 01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:42,656 Thanks, Dad. 1438 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:44,658 Actually, been going through a really confusing time 1439 01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:45,826 and this was exactly what I-- 1440 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,244 It's pretty late, Son. 1441 01:03:51,164 --> 01:03:52,165 Definitely. 1442 01:03:57,087 --> 01:03:58,797 You're back, Hammer. 1443 01:03:58,881 --> 01:04:00,048 [chuckles] 1444 01:04:05,637 --> 01:04:07,931 - Yeah, all right. Everything looks great. - [music fades] 1445 01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,684 You can lose the brace and start blasting loads with your hand again. 1446 01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:12,853 - [chuckles] And play tennis, right? - Sure, I guess. 1447 01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:16,190 So… Oh, about that, uh, website that I mentioned last time-- 1448 01:04:16,273 --> 01:04:17,691 - Stop. - I don't use it. 1449 01:04:17,774 --> 01:04:19,902 I barely even remember you saying anything about it. 1450 01:04:19,985 --> 01:04:21,904 Well, you barely remember because I barely even said anything. 1451 01:04:21,987 --> 01:04:24,406 Just it's called Sticky Honey, which anybody would know. 1452 01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:27,034 And the women are outrageous and they got this killer referral deal, 1453 01:04:27,117 --> 01:04:28,911 which apparently you weren't comfortable using. 1454 01:04:28,994 --> 01:04:30,245 And by the way, I didn't use it either. 1455 01:04:30,329 --> 01:04:31,580 I don't even know why I said it. 1456 01:04:31,663 --> 01:04:34,333 - So let's just stop talking about it. - I didn't even say anything. Right? 1457 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:35,417 - It's over. - Good, good. 1458 01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:37,002 Hey, thank you so much about the wrist. 1459 01:04:37,085 --> 01:04:39,546 Oh, yeah, sure. No problem. Hey. How did the pickleball work out? 1460 01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:40,631 - Great. - Yeah? 1461 01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:43,634 Yeah, like really great. My dad came around. I'm gonna play in the duel. 1462 01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:44,718 Yeah, yeah. 1463 01:04:44,801 --> 01:04:46,970 He told me that last night. It really meant the world to me. 1464 01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:48,555 I heard. Yeah, that's pretty crazy, huh? 1465 01:04:48,639 --> 01:04:49,806 - Yeah, no. - Yeah. 1466 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:54,102 It wasn't really crazy. It was just… My father's a tough guy. Tested his son. 1467 01:04:54,186 --> 01:04:55,187 Mmm. 1468 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:58,232 And the son, me, also a tough guy, rose to the occasion. 1469 01:04:58,315 --> 01:04:59,816 - Mmm. - And it put us closer together. 1470 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:00,901 It was really bonding. 1471 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,862 Yeah, no, I meant, like, pretty crazy about the Neil part. 1472 01:05:04,446 --> 01:05:05,948 How he died. 1473 01:05:06,031 --> 01:05:07,282 Neil died? 1474 01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:08,659 You didn't know? 1475 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,118 What are you talking about, Doctor? 1476 01:05:11,286 --> 01:05:14,289 So… [sighs] …I guess Neil was going up into his attic 1477 01:05:14,373 --> 01:05:16,041 to get some boxes out of storage. 1478 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:17,626 [grunts] 1479 01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:18,877 [dramatic music plays] 1480 01:05:18,961 --> 01:05:22,756 And, apparently, there was an old mama owl living up there. 1481 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,924 [owl screeches] 1482 01:05:26,176 --> 01:05:28,262 She must have thought he was after her eggs or something 1483 01:05:28,345 --> 01:05:30,556 'cause she went absolute sicko mode. 1484 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,141 [screaming] 1485 01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:38,105 Wait… You-You're telling me that Neil was killed by a mama owl? 1486 01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:41,358 Well, technically no. He was still breathing when the owl stopped. 1487 01:05:41,441 --> 01:05:43,443 But he squeezed out the window to try to escape, 1488 01:05:43,527 --> 01:05:47,781 tumbled off the roof onto his driveway just as his wife was coming home. 1489 01:05:47,865 --> 01:05:51,076 Front tire caved in his skull. Or what was left of it. 1490 01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:52,160 What? 1491 01:05:52,244 --> 01:05:54,162 Yeah. His wife, uh, claims she didn't see him, 1492 01:05:54,246 --> 01:05:55,914 but I think she's going to jail. 1493 01:05:55,998 --> 01:05:58,667 I mean, how do you not see that, right? 1494 01:05:58,750 --> 01:05:59,751 This is unbelievable. 1495 01:05:59,835 --> 01:06:02,963 Yeah, I'd assumed he would have told you, Chuck. That's pretty weird. 1496 01:06:03,547 --> 01:06:05,966 Oh, he… [chuckles] Yeah, he did. Of course… My dad. 1497 01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:09,303 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, when Neil's head got run over by his wife… 1498 01:06:09,386 --> 01:06:10,762 - Oh. - …he got killed, and yeah, 1499 01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:13,348 - we of course talked about it. Of course. - Oh, okay. So, you just… 1500 01:06:13,432 --> 01:06:15,100 'Cause I just told you the story just now 1501 01:06:15,184 --> 01:06:17,269 and you were saying you d… Never heard any of this. 1502 01:06:17,352 --> 01:06:18,687 No, I'd heard it, for sure. 1503 01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:20,731 Okay, 'cause you were looking pretty surprised when I said that. 1504 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:21,815 - Nah. - Yeah. 1505 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:24,193 Well, anyway. Rest in peace, right? 1506 01:06:24,276 --> 01:06:25,277 - Yeah, uh… - Yeah. 1507 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,989 Good luck with the, uh, Sexy, uh, Honey. I should go. 1508 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,782 Yes, Sticky Honey and I don't use it. 1509 01:06:30,866 --> 01:06:32,910 And it's not really just about sex, it's about community. 1510 01:06:32,993 --> 01:06:33,994 - [door closes] - Okay. 1511 01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:36,079 [suspenseful music plays] 1512 01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:39,917 [blows] 1513 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,001 [music stops] 1514 01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:44,129 An owl, Dad? A goddamn owl? 1515 01:06:44,213 --> 01:06:46,048 What are you so upset about? 1516 01:06:46,131 --> 01:06:47,966 The owl was the best thing that ever happened to you. 1517 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:50,969 So you admit it! That's the only reason you chose me! 1518 01:06:51,053 --> 01:06:52,137 What do you want to hear, Son? 1519 01:06:52,221 --> 01:06:54,973 Oh, I don't know. Maybe that you believe in me? 1520 01:06:55,516 --> 01:06:59,102 That you weren't forced to pick me because of a stupid bird. 1521 01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:02,105 Yeah, well, unlike you, that stupid bird took down Nasty Neil 1522 01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:03,690 without so much as a bent feather. 1523 01:07:03,774 --> 01:07:07,069 If I could get that owl to hold a tennis racket, I'd put her in the duel. 1524 01:07:07,152 --> 01:07:10,989 As it stands, Gene and Gary thought you were our best shot. 1525 01:07:11,657 --> 01:07:13,742 So I wasn't even your choice. That's great. 1526 01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:21,583 There's no way in the world an owl would ever win a point off me in tennis. 1527 01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:26,296 I don't care if you duct-taped a racket to its little disgusting claws. 1528 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,881 [melancholy music playing] 1529 01:07:27,965 --> 01:07:28,966 [door slams] 1530 01:07:41,395 --> 01:07:42,563 [sighs] 1531 01:08:00,747 --> 01:08:01,790 [sighs] 1532 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:04,168 [knocks on door] 1533 01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,086 Please go away, PJ. 1534 01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:07,212 [door opens] 1535 01:08:07,296 --> 01:08:08,714 PJ, I don't want to see-- 1536 01:08:09,923 --> 01:08:11,258 How'd you know it was me? 1537 01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:14,761 'Cause you've called and texted me a bunch saying you'd like to come over and see me. 1538 01:08:14,845 --> 01:08:15,846 [door closes] 1539 01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:17,598 I thought that might give it away. 1540 01:08:19,765 --> 01:08:22,978 We need you back at the club, Dusty. The duel is tomorrow. 1541 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:24,563 I can't go back there, PJ. 1542 01:08:24,645 --> 01:08:28,483 Listen, I know you see me as this big, tough loner guy 1543 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:29,984 who doesn't need anyone. 1544 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:32,404 Kinda like a Batman figure. 1545 01:08:32,487 --> 01:08:33,697 That's not how I see you. 1546 01:08:33,779 --> 01:08:35,866 The truth is I look up to you. 1547 01:08:35,948 --> 01:08:38,160 - I know you do, PJ. - Yeah. 1548 01:08:38,243 --> 01:08:40,996 But you shouldn't. I'm nothing to look up to. 1549 01:08:41,078 --> 01:08:43,207 Don't say that. You're a legend. 1550 01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:46,251 You're the guy that almost beat Andy Roddick. 1551 01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:48,170 No, I'm a cautionary tale. 1552 01:08:48,252 --> 01:08:50,130 There's so much you don't know. 1553 01:08:50,214 --> 01:08:53,841 It's like I don't wanna pierce your virgin ears with this story. 1554 01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:55,426 What do you mean? 1555 01:08:55,511 --> 01:08:57,513 [sighs] Do you wanna know what happened 1556 01:08:57,595 --> 01:09:00,098 between me and Andy Roddick on that fateful day? 1557 01:09:00,182 --> 01:09:01,350 How long's the story? 1558 01:09:01,433 --> 01:09:03,268 It's brief but powerful. 1559 01:09:03,352 --> 01:09:04,478 Okay then. 1560 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,397 I was supposed to be The Hammer because I hit the hardest. 1561 01:09:11,818 --> 01:09:13,237 [Dusty] But Andy hit it harder. 1562 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:15,948 [audience cheering] 1563 01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:18,033 [pensive music playing] 1564 01:09:19,368 --> 01:09:23,872 [Dusty] Every serve I hit, everything I did, he was better. 1565 01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:26,959 And I looked in the crowd and I saw my dad and he knew too. 1566 01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:29,837 [audience booing] 1567 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:34,341 [breathing heavily] 1568 01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:41,598 [grunting] 1569 01:09:42,599 --> 01:09:44,518 [audience applauding] 1570 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,270 [Dusty] I realized out there 1571 01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:50,357 that I was playing checkers and he was playing chess. 1572 01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:52,317 And I couldn't beat him. 1573 01:09:53,484 --> 01:09:56,405 Everything I did, he returned as a winner. 1574 01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:57,739 He was better. 1575 01:09:57,823 --> 01:09:59,700 Is this before or after the chess game? 1576 01:10:00,534 --> 01:10:03,370 We didn't play chess. We didn't play checkers. 1577 01:10:03,453 --> 01:10:06,373 Okay, yeah, I see the pattern of lying 'cause you said chess before. 1578 01:10:06,456 --> 01:10:09,293 No, it was a storytelling device. 1579 01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,962 I said I was playing checkers and he was playing chess, 1580 01:10:12,045 --> 01:10:15,048 meaning he was way better than me. Got it? 1581 01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:17,593 Where's the device? 1582 01:10:18,218 --> 01:10:19,887 - What? - Where are you keeping the d… 1583 01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:22,639 The storytelling device? Is it like Kindle? 1584 01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:25,392 It's just a way to tell a story. There's not an actual device. 1585 01:10:25,475 --> 01:10:26,476 [PJ] Yeah. 1586 01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:28,645 So I needed a way out. 1587 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:32,316 So I told the referee that I needed to go to the bathroom. 1588 01:10:33,442 --> 01:10:34,693 I went into the bathroom stall. 1589 01:10:34,776 --> 01:10:36,528 [breathing heavily] 1590 01:10:36,612 --> 01:10:38,197 Put my hand on the toilet. 1591 01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:41,992 - [bone cracks] - [grunts] 1592 01:10:42,075 --> 01:10:43,660 I broke my own goddamn wrist. 1593 01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:47,164 It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. 1594 01:10:47,998 --> 01:10:50,083 I didn't slip that day. 1595 01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:52,419 I shattered my own wrist, Peej. 1596 01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:54,922 Because I thought if I got hurt, 1597 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:57,674 that's better than being a goddamn loser, right? 1598 01:10:57,758 --> 01:10:59,051 Wow. 1599 01:10:59,635 --> 01:11:01,637 - So… - [sighs] 1600 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,306 Your hand was, like, in the toilet? 1601 01:11:05,057 --> 01:11:07,976 What? No, it was like on the edge. 1602 01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:09,770 Seat down or bowl itself? 1603 01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:12,314 I don't know, PJ. Bowl itself, I guess. 1604 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:16,401 Did you at least put like a layer of toilet paper, like a barrier, so-- 1605 01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:18,195 I feel like you're missing the point of the story. 1606 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,530 I'll take that as a no. 1607 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,408 Was there a reason you couldn't have put your hand on the door or some-- 1608 01:11:23,492 --> 01:11:24,868 It was a moment of crisis! 1609 01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:26,161 So is this. 1610 01:11:26,245 --> 01:11:28,914 And right now I'm realizing I'm not Batman. 1611 01:11:29,706 --> 01:11:31,834 I'm more Commissioner Gordon 1612 01:11:32,626 --> 01:11:35,879 because I'm here to shine the Hammer signal in the sky. 1613 01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:38,298 We need you. The duel's tomorrow. 1614 01:11:38,382 --> 01:11:40,008 So start acting like yourself. 1615 01:11:40,592 --> 01:11:42,094 I don't even know who that is. 1616 01:11:42,177 --> 01:11:43,595 You better figure it out. 1617 01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:45,264 And fast. 1618 01:11:45,347 --> 01:11:47,558 This is the most dominant you've ever been, PJ, 1619 01:11:47,641 --> 01:11:49,226 and I respect the hell out of it. 1620 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:51,395 Thank you and also, 1621 01:11:52,563 --> 01:11:54,398 if you tell anyone else that story, 1622 01:11:55,107 --> 01:11:57,442 maybe say you washed your hands afterwards. 1623 01:11:57,526 --> 01:12:00,070 J-Just so they're not wondering about that part. 1624 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:03,282 [door opens, closes] 1625 01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:06,743 [Dusty sighs] 1626 01:12:06,827 --> 01:12:08,829 [pensive music playing] 1627 01:12:18,005 --> 01:12:19,423 [sighs] 1628 01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:28,140 [Candace] Why would I hear from him? 1629 01:12:28,223 --> 01:12:31,935 I mean, you know him too, Gail. I could ask you the same question. 1630 01:12:32,019 --> 01:12:33,604 It's not my fault he's not here. 1631 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,772 Well, I'm sure she assumed because he's your partner. 1632 01:12:35,856 --> 01:12:39,193 Pickleball partner. Pickleball partner! 1633 01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:42,654 You know, which is all I was ever interested in. 1634 01:12:42,738 --> 01:12:46,366 Well, since you're being so normal about this, I'll assume he's not coming. 1635 01:12:46,450 --> 01:12:47,659 Let's just play. 1636 01:12:48,327 --> 01:12:50,329 [Gail] Maybe the three of us can all rotate. 1637 01:12:51,288 --> 01:12:52,706 - [Judy] Hey, look! - Whoa! 1638 01:12:52,789 --> 01:12:54,124 - [Judy] Isn't that him? - [groans] 1639 01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:56,585 [Gail] What's he doing? 1640 01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:59,630 I think he's hiding. 1641 01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:01,381 [grunts] 1642 01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:05,052 Is he gonna try and drive like that? 1643 01:13:05,802 --> 01:13:07,596 I think so. 1644 01:13:09,556 --> 01:13:11,099 - [grunting] - [tires screech] 1645 01:13:13,769 --> 01:13:15,229 - [all exclaim] - Ouch, ouch. 1646 01:13:15,312 --> 01:13:16,855 - That hurt. - Oh, my God. Look at… What, oh… 1647 01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:17,940 Son of a bitch! 1648 01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:20,067 [Candace] Dusty! [stammers] Are you okay? 1649 01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:22,152 Yeah. Hey, hey. Is that you guys? 1650 01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:23,487 What are you doing here? 1651 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:25,072 What am I doing here? 1652 01:13:25,155 --> 01:13:27,658 [chuckling] What am I doing here? 1653 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:31,537 What am I doing here? Well… 1654 01:13:32,329 --> 01:13:33,622 [all scream] 1655 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,252 It's just the airbag! 1656 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:40,754 I'm okay. 1657 01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,548 I'm okay. 1658 01:13:42,631 --> 01:13:45,551 [sighing, groaning] 1659 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:50,764 Candace, I came here to apologize. I was-- 1660 01:13:50,848 --> 01:13:54,643 Dusty. S-Stop. It's… It's fine. 1661 01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:57,521 You didn't even let me say what I was going to apologize for. 1662 01:13:57,604 --> 01:14:01,191 I'm guessing it was because you said we couldn't be friends 1663 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:04,194 after I rejected your sexual advances. 1664 01:14:04,736 --> 01:14:05,737 What? 1665 01:14:05,821 --> 01:14:07,197 Yeah, that was it. 1666 01:14:07,281 --> 01:14:10,033 Dusty, sometimes when one door closes, 1667 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:14,329 another even more flexible one opens. 1668 01:14:14,413 --> 01:14:17,583 Maybe you two could just go play singles for a minute? 1669 01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:18,667 Okay. 1670 01:14:20,002 --> 01:14:21,670 - Okay. - [Candace] Okay. 1671 01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:25,174 Ooh. That airbag was late as hell, right? 1672 01:14:25,257 --> 01:14:26,258 Hey, Candace. 1673 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,051 [Candace] Aw, Dusty. 1674 01:14:30,888 --> 01:14:35,767 I'm really sorry and embarrassed about what I said the other night. 1675 01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:40,564 I do wanna be friends with you. [chuckles] 1676 01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,441 I like you a lot. 1677 01:14:42,524 --> 01:14:43,692 Me too. 1678 01:14:43,775 --> 01:14:46,445 Truth is I don't have very many good friends anymore. 1679 01:14:47,988 --> 01:14:50,407 And when I was listing 'em and I said Gail, 1680 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,203 actually it wasn't a different Gail. It was your Gail. 1681 01:14:54,286 --> 01:14:55,204 I know. 1682 01:14:55,287 --> 01:14:57,331 And I don't even know if Gail likes me very much. 1683 01:14:57,414 --> 01:14:59,416 - She doesn't. - [chuckles] 1684 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:01,960 But I'm in the same boat. 1685 01:15:02,044 --> 01:15:07,591 I mean, Mitch got most of our friends in the divorce. 1686 01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:10,052 - Traitors. - [chuckles] 1687 01:15:10,135 --> 01:15:13,722 That's why it meant so much to me when you showed up the other night. 1688 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:18,101 We're good. 1689 01:15:18,185 --> 01:15:19,186 - Yeah? - We're good! 1690 01:15:19,269 --> 01:15:20,270 - We're buds? - Yeah. 1691 01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:21,355 - For sure? - Yeah. 1692 01:15:21,438 --> 01:15:22,439 All right, bud. 1693 01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:23,857 [both chuckle] 1694 01:15:25,442 --> 01:15:28,278 I mean, speaking of showing up for each other, 1695 01:15:28,946 --> 01:15:31,114 there's something I could use your help with. 1696 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:32,824 What are you thinking? 1697 01:15:36,703 --> 01:15:38,205 We lost a few times, yeah. 1698 01:15:38,288 --> 01:15:39,414 Any sign of Dusty? 1699 01:15:39,498 --> 01:15:41,458 - Haven't seen him yet. No. - Mm-mmm. No. 1700 01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:45,087 Hey, Chuck! It's Dusty. He just arrived. 1701 01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:47,673 ["King Talk" playing] 1702 01:16:29,256 --> 01:16:30,257 [music ends] 1703 01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:32,134 Can I have everyone's attention please? 1704 01:16:32,801 --> 01:16:34,761 There's something important I need to say. 1705 01:16:34,845 --> 01:16:36,388 Dusty, maybe you and I should talk first. 1706 01:16:36,471 --> 01:16:38,390 No, Chuck. I have the floor. 1707 01:16:38,473 --> 01:16:39,516 Okay. 1708 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,601 Okay. 1709 01:16:41,685 --> 01:16:45,397 I wrote something out. And you guys are gonna hear me out. 1710 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,982 What is bravery? 1711 01:16:48,358 --> 01:16:49,401 Is it camping? 1712 01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:52,946 Sorry, I can't read my own handwriting. It's a little bit smudged. 1713 01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:54,990 It can't be camping, uh… 1714 01:16:55,073 --> 01:16:58,493 [stammers] What is bravery? Um… Is it-- 1715 01:16:58,577 --> 01:16:59,661 How long is this? 1716 01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:01,079 Not long. It's pretty short. 1717 01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,461 Actually, it's over. 1718 01:17:12,007 --> 01:17:14,009 [inhales deeply] For a long time, Dad, 1719 01:17:14,092 --> 01:17:16,803 I have been pretending to be somebody I'm not, 1720 01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:18,931 but that's over now. 1721 01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:23,060 This is me, Dad. [chuckles] For better or for worse. 1722 01:17:23,143 --> 01:17:27,147 And you don't respect me. And you never have. 1723 01:17:27,231 --> 01:17:29,399 So I'm not gonna play for you. 1724 01:17:29,483 --> 01:17:33,987 I'm gonna enter the duel, but not for the tennis side. 1725 01:17:35,030 --> 01:17:37,866 Today, I'm playing for the pickleballers. 1726 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,159 - [gasps] - Yes! 1727 01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:42,037 - I just am. You left me no choice, Dad. - [laughing] 1728 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,122 - [Judy] Yes! - Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 1729 01:17:44,206 --> 01:17:46,124 We can talk about this. I mean, I'm ready to rock-- 1730 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:47,501 Nah, Skip, you're terrible. I'm gonna do it. 1731 01:17:47,584 --> 01:17:49,336 - I'm gonna do it for sure. - It's gonna be Dusty. 1732 01:17:49,419 --> 01:17:51,964 [pickleballers chanting] Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1733 01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:53,882 Yeah, Dad. Hammer's back. 1734 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,469 Okay. Settle down everyone. 1735 01:17:58,303 --> 01:18:01,807 Can't believe I'm saying this, but my son's right. 1736 01:18:01,890 --> 01:18:03,016 [chuckles] 1737 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,309 I never had faith in him. 1738 01:18:04,393 --> 01:18:06,645 He was a backup option, 1739 01:18:06,728 --> 01:18:10,566 which is why I was working the phones, pulling strings, 1740 01:18:10,649 --> 01:18:13,151 to get a real player for the match today. 1741 01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:18,198 Three-time Wimbledon finalist, 2003 US Open champion. 1742 01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:21,702 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big welcome to Mr. Andy Roddick! 1743 01:18:22,327 --> 01:18:24,121 - What? - [exclaiming, clamoring] 1744 01:18:24,204 --> 01:18:25,455 Oh. 1745 01:18:26,707 --> 01:18:29,334 I cannot tell you how grateful I am that you went first. 1746 01:18:29,418 --> 01:18:32,296 I would've looked like a real asshole replacing my son like that, 1747 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:34,214 but it all just worked out perfect. 1748 01:18:34,298 --> 01:18:36,842 Perfect. Yeah, it's just perfect. Just how I drew it up. 1749 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:39,011 - Okay, okay. Back off him, folks. - [Kris laughing] 1750 01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:42,014 The match will be played at high noon as written in the charter. 1751 01:18:42,097 --> 01:18:44,224 I'm ready to play now if you want. I'm gonna kill him. 1752 01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:47,477 [chuckles] I'm sure you are, kiddo, but let's do this by the book. 1753 01:18:47,561 --> 01:18:51,148 I just hope no one freaks out so bad that they bail all together. 1754 01:18:53,233 --> 01:18:54,443 - Dusty, it's okay. - No. 1755 01:18:54,526 --> 01:18:55,527 [suspenseful music playing] 1756 01:18:55,611 --> 01:18:58,864 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1757 01:18:58,947 --> 01:19:00,949 - Maybe you could beat him. - [Dusty] At tennis? 1758 01:19:01,033 --> 01:19:03,702 I can't beat Andy Roddick. It's Andy Roddick! 1759 01:19:03,785 --> 01:19:06,955 He is so much better than me, Candace! 1760 01:19:07,039 --> 01:19:09,625 And he always has been, okay? 1761 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:12,294 Dusty, your dad's using this charter loophole 1762 01:19:12,377 --> 01:19:14,254 against the pickleball players, right? 1763 01:19:14,338 --> 01:19:17,090 Yeah. Maybe there's something in there that can help us. 1764 01:19:17,174 --> 01:19:18,467 No, it's not gonna work. 1765 01:19:18,550 --> 01:19:20,969 It's worth a look. I mean, I always keep a copy on me. 1766 01:19:21,053 --> 01:19:22,721 Nice. Here. I'll do it. 1767 01:19:22,804 --> 01:19:25,474 You always keep a copy of the club charter in your fanny pack? 1768 01:19:25,557 --> 01:19:27,184 You never know when you're gonna need it. 1769 01:19:27,267 --> 01:19:29,436 What's one other time that you've needed it? 1770 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,521 I need some air. 1771 01:19:31,230 --> 01:19:33,232 [chattering] 1772 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,241 [music ends] 1773 01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:48,372 [sighs] 1774 01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:50,082 Your game's in five. 1775 01:19:53,418 --> 01:19:54,419 [sighs] 1776 01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:57,589 You sure you wanna go through with this? 1777 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:01,343 How'd you know I was in here? 1778 01:20:01,885 --> 01:20:03,887 You're always in here before a match. 1779 01:20:04,638 --> 01:20:05,806 Sometimes during. 1780 01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:07,558 [chuckles] Right. 1781 01:20:10,435 --> 01:20:11,854 Not too late to back out. 1782 01:20:15,357 --> 01:20:17,359 [suspenseful music playing] 1783 01:20:32,249 --> 01:20:34,042 Just in time for the coin toss. 1784 01:20:34,126 --> 01:20:35,210 We'll let you call it. 1785 01:20:35,294 --> 01:20:37,296 Might be the only thing you have a chance of winning today. 1786 01:20:37,379 --> 01:20:39,131 - [all laugh] - Very funny, Andy. 1787 01:20:39,214 --> 01:20:40,883 What'll it be, Son? Heads or tails? 1788 01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:42,217 Uh, let's go with tails. 1789 01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:45,596 Tails it is. 1790 01:20:46,263 --> 01:20:47,556 Would you like to serve or receive? 1791 01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:49,057 [Candace] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1792 01:20:49,141 --> 01:20:50,267 Hey. 1793 01:20:52,102 --> 01:20:54,438 - What? Do you think? Really? - Just… Yeah. 1794 01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:57,024 Okay. I'd like to choose the court. 1795 01:20:57,107 --> 01:20:59,693 - The court? Ooh. That should help. - [laughs] 1796 01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:00,777 [Dusty] It might. [chuckles] 1797 01:21:00,861 --> 01:21:02,738 I choose court 16. 1798 01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:03,947 - What? - Yeah. 1799 01:21:04,031 --> 01:21:05,657 No. This is a tennis club. 1800 01:21:05,741 --> 01:21:07,743 It's a tennis match. Play it on a tennis court. 1801 01:21:07,826 --> 01:21:10,829 No, no, no. It says it right here in the charter. 1802 01:21:10,913 --> 01:21:16,668 "Winner of the toss may select any court on club grounds to play the match." 1803 01:21:16,752 --> 01:21:17,628 - Yes. - Right here. 1804 01:21:17,711 --> 01:21:20,172 What's the big deal? Why is everyone freaking out about court 16? 1805 01:21:20,255 --> 01:21:22,508 It's pickleball, bitch. 1806 01:21:22,591 --> 01:21:23,592 [audience cheering] 1807 01:21:23,675 --> 01:21:26,929 [dramatic music playing] 1808 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,560 [chattering] 1809 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:42,444 He's got this. He has got this. 1810 01:21:42,528 --> 01:21:43,529 [clears throat] 1811 01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:44,613 [chuckles] 1812 01:21:47,574 --> 01:21:50,160 Wait. Are you John McEnroe? 1813 01:21:50,244 --> 01:21:52,412 What gave me away? My face and body? 1814 01:21:52,496 --> 01:21:53,997 What are you doing here? 1815 01:21:54,081 --> 01:21:57,334 I heard there was a big game. I love the action. 1816 01:22:02,673 --> 01:22:06,927 Gentlemen, game is to 11. Win by two. 1817 01:22:07,010 --> 01:22:08,345 Any questions about the rules? 1818 01:22:08,428 --> 01:22:10,472 No, let's just get this over with. [sighs] 1819 01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:13,600 [audience cheering] 1820 01:22:22,317 --> 01:22:23,318 [mouthing] Asshole. 1821 01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:30,158 [eagle calls] 1822 01:22:30,742 --> 01:22:33,245 [tense music playing] 1823 01:22:33,871 --> 01:22:34,872 [sighs] 1824 01:22:43,714 --> 01:22:44,882 [sighs] 1825 01:22:52,973 --> 01:22:55,809 [upbeat rock music playing] 1826 01:22:55,893 --> 01:22:57,227 - Yes. Yes! - [Gail] Whoo! 1827 01:22:57,311 --> 01:22:58,437 [laughs] 1828 01:22:58,937 --> 01:23:00,147 [groans] 1829 01:23:00,230 --> 01:23:01,231 Trust me. 1830 01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:05,569 - Come on, Andy! - Go, Andy! 1831 01:23:05,652 --> 01:23:07,070 Andy! Let's go! 1832 01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:10,908 [groans] 1833 01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:12,534 [audience groans] 1834 01:23:12,618 --> 01:23:13,785 - Yes! - Yeah. 1835 01:23:14,286 --> 01:23:17,164 Oh, I get it now. It's like tennis but easy. 1836 01:23:17,247 --> 01:23:18,332 [chuckles] 1837 01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:21,376 He hits it so hard. [pants] 1838 01:23:22,377 --> 01:23:23,837 [grunts] 1839 01:23:25,464 --> 01:23:26,465 [groans] 1840 01:23:26,548 --> 01:23:28,509 [audience cheering] 1841 01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:35,807 [McEnroe] There's that trademark Roddick speed. 1842 01:23:35,891 --> 01:23:39,728 Dusty doesn't have any room to breathe. This could get out of hand quickly. 1843 01:23:39,811 --> 01:23:41,813 Who are you talking to? 1844 01:23:41,897 --> 01:23:42,940 The fans. 1845 01:23:43,941 --> 01:23:46,610 [audience exclaiming, chattering] 1846 01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:48,153 Let's watch this next point 1847 01:23:48,237 --> 01:23:51,323 and see how Dusty responds to this latest flurry from Andy. 1848 01:23:51,406 --> 01:23:53,951 Yeah, we're planning on it. Thank you. 1849 01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,452 Good. That's good to hear. 1850 01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:57,871 [groans] 1851 01:23:58,539 --> 01:24:00,332 - [grunts] - [groans] 1852 01:24:00,415 --> 01:24:01,500 [audience groans] 1853 01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:02,876 [laughs] 1854 01:24:04,628 --> 01:24:06,630 - [grunts] - [groans] 1855 01:24:06,713 --> 01:24:07,714 [audience cheers] 1856 01:24:07,798 --> 01:24:10,133 Who do you think you are? I am! 1857 01:24:10,634 --> 01:24:11,635 [groans] 1858 01:24:14,263 --> 01:24:15,264 Come on! 1859 01:24:15,347 --> 01:24:17,266 - [audience cheering] - [spectator] Come on, Andy! 1860 01:24:17,349 --> 01:24:21,770 [McEnroe] It's looking like the lights are just too bright for Boyd out there. 1861 01:24:21,854 --> 01:24:23,272 Maybe he can come back. 1862 01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:25,065 Not likely, but I hope so. 1863 01:24:25,148 --> 01:24:26,942 Not only for the sake of the crowd… 1864 01:24:27,025 --> 01:24:28,986 You need some rest or, like, oxygen? 1865 01:24:29,069 --> 01:24:31,154 [McEnroe] …but for Dusty as an individual. 1866 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,950 Boldly trying to reclaim his identity in his mid-40s, 1867 01:24:35,033 --> 01:24:38,120 his father's club hanging in the balance. 1868 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,455 How do you have so many details? 1869 01:24:40,539 --> 01:24:44,168 Ooh. Where did you get that hotdog? Do they sell those here? 1870 01:24:44,251 --> 01:24:46,128 Nope. Brought it from home. 1871 01:24:46,795 --> 01:24:50,257 [breathing heavily] 1872 01:24:50,340 --> 01:24:53,343 [muffled jeering] 1873 01:25:01,185 --> 01:25:02,186 [muffled] Get up! 1874 01:25:06,982 --> 01:25:08,859 [Skip, muffled] Use the court. 1875 01:25:09,943 --> 01:25:11,111 [normal] What? 1876 01:25:11,195 --> 01:25:13,155 [muffled] Use the court. 1877 01:25:14,364 --> 01:25:16,283 [normal] What are you saying? 1878 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,409 The messed up court! 1879 01:25:17,492 --> 01:25:19,578 Use it to your advantage, you stupid asshole. 1880 01:25:19,661 --> 01:25:21,371 [upbeat music playing] 1881 01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:23,790 [chuckling] 1882 01:25:26,043 --> 01:25:28,253 [Skip] The southeast fence is too close. 1883 01:25:35,844 --> 01:25:37,387 [audience gasping] 1884 01:25:37,971 --> 01:25:39,264 - Ooh. - Oh! 1885 01:25:39,348 --> 01:25:40,766 Fence is too close. 1886 01:25:43,685 --> 01:25:46,355 [audience applauding, cheering] 1887 01:25:46,438 --> 01:25:47,731 Yeah! 1888 01:25:50,651 --> 01:25:53,278 Get it together, Andy! Walk it off! 1889 01:25:53,362 --> 01:25:56,532 [Skip] The baseline corner is warped and cracked. 1890 01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:01,703 [audience groans] 1891 01:26:01,787 --> 01:26:03,497 Into the crack! [clears throat] 1892 01:26:04,122 --> 01:26:05,415 [grunts] 1893 01:26:05,499 --> 01:26:06,875 Chuck, your courts suck. 1894 01:26:09,127 --> 01:26:10,546 [Kris] Come on, Andy! 1895 01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:12,506 - Go, Andy! - Andy! Let's go! 1896 01:26:13,090 --> 01:26:14,508 [Skip] And all the pickleballers know 1897 01:26:14,591 --> 01:26:17,970 that the leaky fountain leaves a very slippery puddle 1898 01:26:18,053 --> 01:26:19,388 near the net post. 1899 01:26:26,728 --> 01:26:28,063 [grunts] 1900 01:26:28,689 --> 01:26:29,773 [audience gasps] 1901 01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:31,608 - [exclaims] - [groans] 1902 01:26:32,609 --> 01:26:34,069 [groans] 1903 01:26:34,152 --> 01:26:35,153 You okay? 1904 01:26:35,237 --> 01:26:36,530 [audience applauding] 1905 01:26:36,613 --> 01:26:37,614 It's slippery right there. 1906 01:26:38,615 --> 01:26:40,033 Dad, we've gotta fix that. 1907 01:26:41,869 --> 01:26:42,870 What a good sport. 1908 01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:46,540 That run has completely changed the momentum. 1909 01:26:46,623 --> 01:26:49,209 It's become the Dusty show on court 16, 1910 01:26:49,293 --> 01:26:53,630 and you can feel the tension from Gary, Chuck and all the other tennis folk. 1911 01:26:53,714 --> 01:26:56,008 Are you reading off of something? 1912 01:26:56,091 --> 01:26:58,218 I'm just reading the expressions of the crowd 1913 01:26:58,302 --> 01:26:59,928 and the body language of the players. 1914 01:27:00,012 --> 01:27:04,266 Now Dusty's got a glimmer of hope. Sometimes that's all you need. 1915 01:27:04,349 --> 01:27:07,019 [upbeat music playing] 1916 01:27:12,482 --> 01:27:13,567 [audience cheering] 1917 01:27:18,655 --> 01:27:19,907 [audience groans] 1918 01:27:22,910 --> 01:27:24,328 - Yeah! - [audience cheering] 1919 01:27:25,204 --> 01:27:26,205 Damn it! 1920 01:27:30,751 --> 01:27:31,752 Boom! 1921 01:27:31,835 --> 01:27:33,795 [audience cheering] 1922 01:27:33,879 --> 01:27:36,423 Hey, uh, Andy. You leave the fridge open? 1923 01:27:37,716 --> 01:27:39,676 Hey, chef, grab me a snack! 1924 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,428 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch! 1925 01:27:41,512 --> 01:27:43,013 [Judy] Where's the butter knife? 1926 01:27:43,096 --> 01:27:45,349 Sorry, just a little inside joke I have with my friends. 1927 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,893 Your friends? You mean those 70-year-old women you came with? 1928 01:27:47,976 --> 01:27:49,686 Yeah, them. 1929 01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:52,147 You're in the kitchen though, Andy. It's my point. 1930 01:27:52,231 --> 01:27:53,857 [audience cheering] 1931 01:27:55,108 --> 01:27:56,318 [McEnroe] It's match point. 1932 01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:58,612 Dusty's got an opportunity to close him out, 1933 01:27:58,695 --> 01:28:00,781 but Roddick's been in tight spots before 1934 01:28:00,864 --> 01:28:02,533 and he ain't going down without a fight. 1935 01:28:03,659 --> 01:28:05,661 [tense music playing] 1936 01:28:06,870 --> 01:28:10,040 [breathes heavily] 1937 01:28:10,123 --> 01:28:11,375 [sighs] 1938 01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:28,141 [grunts] 1939 01:28:35,899 --> 01:28:38,777 Dusty's completely transformed his style. 1940 01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:42,030 Oh, it's almost as if he realized it's never too late to change. 1941 01:28:42,114 --> 01:28:43,115 Hit the ball. 1942 01:28:43,198 --> 01:28:45,200 Letting softness be his strength. 1943 01:28:45,284 --> 01:28:49,371 Finally releasing an old idea of himself that no longer serves him. 1944 01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:51,206 Well said, John McEnroe. 1945 01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:53,333 All right. Fine. We'll do it your way. 1946 01:28:53,417 --> 01:28:55,294 [McEnroe] Yeah, I expected this. 1947 01:28:55,377 --> 01:28:57,588 Roddick is good at in-game adjustments. 1948 01:28:57,671 --> 01:28:59,840 He's decided to match Dusty's style. 1949 01:28:59,923 --> 01:29:02,426 I think we got ourselves an old-fashioned dink off. 1950 01:29:03,051 --> 01:29:04,469 Hit it, Hammer. Hit the ball. 1951 01:29:08,891 --> 01:29:11,393 - What the hell are they doing? - They're dinking. 1952 01:29:17,566 --> 01:29:18,775 What happens now? 1953 01:29:18,859 --> 01:29:20,027 [Kris] Now we wait. 1954 01:29:21,278 --> 01:29:22,696 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 1955 01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:24,406 [Chuck] That's what this game is? 1956 01:29:24,489 --> 01:29:25,824 [Gary] Pretty much, yeah. 1957 01:29:25,908 --> 01:29:28,493 They dink till someone pops it up too high and gets crushed. 1958 01:29:28,577 --> 01:29:29,912 This is really stupid. 1959 01:29:34,541 --> 01:29:36,126 [music continues] 1960 01:29:37,961 --> 01:29:40,923 [McEnroe] Two heavyweights in a high-stakes tickle fight. 1961 01:29:41,006 --> 01:29:42,799 Who will be the first to giggle? 1962 01:29:43,383 --> 01:29:44,426 [grunts] 1963 01:29:49,723 --> 01:29:50,682 [grunts] 1964 01:29:50,766 --> 01:29:53,018 [both grunting] 1965 01:29:58,023 --> 01:29:59,691 [exclaims] 1966 01:30:05,864 --> 01:30:07,282 [muffled] Oh. 1967 01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:19,336 [distorted] Oh, shit. 1968 01:30:30,681 --> 01:30:31,682 [normal] Dink. 1969 01:30:31,765 --> 01:30:35,561 - [audience cheering] - I love this fricking game, baby! 1970 01:30:35,644 --> 01:30:38,605 [triumphant music playing] 1971 01:30:38,689 --> 01:30:41,358 Unbelievable. Hammer wins it. 1972 01:30:41,441 --> 01:30:42,818 Hammer wins it on a dink! 1973 01:30:42,901 --> 01:30:44,027 Yeah! 1974 01:30:44,111 --> 01:30:47,030 Oh! We're getting some more courts! [laughs] 1975 01:30:47,114 --> 01:30:50,742 Yeah! Yeah! 1976 01:30:54,621 --> 01:30:57,124 Yes! I'm unstoppable! 1977 01:30:57,207 --> 01:30:59,376 [cheering] 1978 01:31:06,425 --> 01:31:10,470 - [exclaims] - [chanting] Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1979 01:31:10,554 --> 01:31:12,181 We did it! We won! 1980 01:31:12,264 --> 01:31:14,850 You did it! You did it! We won! 1981 01:31:15,559 --> 01:31:17,269 Oh, I'm so happy for you! 1982 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,405 Andy! Don't be too hard on yourself, brother. 1983 01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:29,656 Yeah, I feel totally fine. 1984 01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:32,159 This isn't a real sport. I-I don't care about anyone here. 1985 01:31:32,242 --> 01:31:34,203 All the same. You keep your head up, kid. 1986 01:31:34,286 --> 01:31:35,370 - Again, this was stupid… - Yeah. 1987 01:31:35,454 --> 01:31:37,122 - …I'm a professional athlete… - Yes. 1988 01:31:37,206 --> 01:31:38,707 …and your dad paid me 15 grand to be here. 1989 01:31:38,790 --> 01:31:41,877 Gladiator to gladiator, it was an honor! 1990 01:31:47,925 --> 01:31:50,594 - Yes! - [laughs] I can't believe it. 1991 01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:52,137 Neither can I. 1992 01:31:52,221 --> 01:31:55,390 I mean, there was some luck involved and a little cheating, but we got him. 1993 01:31:55,474 --> 01:31:57,392 Dusty, that was incredible. 1994 01:31:57,476 --> 01:31:58,477 Well, thanks to you. 1995 01:31:58,560 --> 01:31:59,853 - Mmm. - Yeah, 1996 01:31:59,937 --> 01:32:03,774 I guess I finally realized that, you know, I don't always have to swing so hard. 1997 01:32:03,857 --> 01:32:08,278 Yeah. It took you a really, really long time to get that, but you did get it. 1998 01:32:08,946 --> 01:32:11,532 - I got a win. - You got a win. 1999 01:32:11,615 --> 01:32:12,616 [chuckles] 2000 01:32:13,450 --> 01:32:16,119 Dusty, you may wanna check in on your dad. 2001 01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:18,956 Yeah, he ran back towards his office looking pretty upset. 2002 01:32:19,039 --> 01:32:20,040 [Gene] Not good. 2003 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,002 [gentle music playing] 2004 01:32:27,589 --> 01:32:28,674 Ah, shit. 2005 01:32:30,133 --> 01:32:31,134 [sniffles, cries] 2006 01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:32,678 Look, Dad, I-I'm sorry. 2007 01:32:32,761 --> 01:32:34,888 I know how much this place means to you. 2008 01:32:34,972 --> 01:32:37,474 I just… I-I didn't mean to hurt ya. 2009 01:32:38,058 --> 01:32:39,059 [sighs] 2010 01:32:41,562 --> 01:32:42,771 [sighs] 2011 01:32:42,855 --> 01:32:46,024 My boy beat Andy Roddick. [breathes shakily] 2012 01:32:46,692 --> 01:32:48,777 Yeah, but it wasn't tennis. It was pickleball. It's diff-- 2013 01:32:48,861 --> 01:32:50,320 Doesn't matter what the game was, 2014 01:32:50,404 --> 01:32:53,615 or that I'd personally invited him here to crush you. 2015 01:32:54,533 --> 01:32:59,788 What matters is that my boy beat Andy Roddick. 2016 01:33:00,706 --> 01:33:03,000 I am so damn proud of you, Son. 2017 01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,793 - You are? [laughs] - Oh, yes! 2018 01:33:04,877 --> 01:33:08,255 - I've waited a long time for this, Dad. - [laughing] 2019 01:33:09,256 --> 01:33:12,676 [chuckling] It's embarrassing how much this means to me. 2020 01:33:13,594 --> 01:33:16,638 - We always find a way, huh? - Yeah. We finally got him. 2021 01:33:16,722 --> 01:33:20,893 - We got him! Yes! [laughs] - We got him. 2022 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,770 This is the most fun we've ever had together! 2023 01:33:23,854 --> 01:33:25,105 - Yes! - [laughs] 2024 01:33:25,189 --> 01:33:27,191 ["Time O' Ya Life" playing] 2025 01:33:38,619 --> 01:33:39,828 [Dusty] We did it. [sighs] 2026 01:33:39,912 --> 01:33:41,330 Everything looks perfect. 2027 01:33:41,413 --> 01:33:45,292 Thank you, Mr. President of Pickleball Operations. 2028 01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:49,880 Can you believe it, Mr. Vice President of Pickleball Operations? 2029 01:33:49,963 --> 01:33:51,590 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 2030 01:33:51,673 --> 01:33:52,966 That's an official title? 2031 01:33:53,050 --> 01:33:54,885 Yeah, I mean, official between you and me. 2032 01:33:54,968 --> 01:33:56,845 - And I get a pay rise? - No, same money. 2033 01:33:56,929 --> 01:33:58,597 I cordially accept. 2034 01:33:59,097 --> 01:34:00,349 [chuckles] Wonderful. 2035 01:34:01,391 --> 01:34:04,061 Hey, I got you something just as my way of saying, 2036 01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:07,397 "Thank ya and I see ya and I accept ya." 2037 01:34:08,065 --> 01:34:10,567 [chuckles] You're my best friend. 2038 01:34:10,651 --> 01:34:11,652 Thanks, Dusty. 2039 01:34:11,735 --> 01:34:13,904 Thanks, Peej. I gotta go schmooze. 2040 01:34:22,579 --> 01:34:24,581 My sweet, sweet Ally. 2041 01:34:25,082 --> 01:34:28,085 You've been off my radar, but now you're back. 2042 01:34:28,168 --> 01:34:32,297 Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. 2043 01:34:32,381 --> 01:34:33,215 [kisses] 2044 01:34:33,298 --> 01:34:34,383 I hope they're happy. 2045 01:34:35,884 --> 01:34:36,885 [Gene groans] 2046 01:34:38,387 --> 01:34:42,224 - [Chuck] Kaboom! [laughs] - [Dusty] Oh! Nice shot, Dad! 2047 01:34:42,307 --> 01:34:44,309 We pickled them, Son. Eleven, zip. 2048 01:34:44,393 --> 01:34:46,061 - Can you believe it? - I can't believe it. 2049 01:34:46,144 --> 01:34:49,147 Chuck, I didn't think you could take the joy out of this 2050 01:34:49,231 --> 01:34:50,649 and you did. Respect. 2051 01:34:50,732 --> 01:34:52,109 You got pickled, Piggy. 2052 01:34:52,192 --> 01:34:56,029 Stop calling me Piggy! My name is Skip Pigliani. 2053 01:34:56,113 --> 01:34:57,865 Okay, I'm sorry, Skip. 2054 01:34:57,948 --> 01:34:59,491 - Thank you, Chuck. - You're welcome, Piggy. 2055 01:35:00,784 --> 01:35:02,536 Hey. You having fun? 2056 01:35:03,370 --> 01:35:06,665 I still prefer tennis, but this is, you know, totally fine. 2057 01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:10,252 It's fun. Some of the players are a little, uh, intense. 2058 01:35:10,335 --> 01:35:13,672 Hey, darlings, can we cut the chittychat and get back to pickling? Thank you. 2059 01:35:14,715 --> 01:35:16,383 [grunting] 2060 01:35:17,843 --> 01:35:19,469 [groans] 2061 01:35:19,553 --> 01:35:20,971 Ladies, how's it going? 2062 01:35:21,054 --> 01:35:23,974 Would you hurry your ass up? You're getting ready to lose. 2063 01:35:24,057 --> 01:35:25,267 Yeah, you little slut! 2064 01:35:25,350 --> 01:35:28,061 [laughs] Yes, Judy! That's the fire. 2065 01:35:28,145 --> 01:35:29,438 That is the fire. 2066 01:35:29,521 --> 01:35:33,775 Can you believe we drew Gail and Judy in the first round? What are the odds? 2067 01:35:33,859 --> 01:35:36,486 I mean, they're high. I made the bracket. 2068 01:35:36,570 --> 01:35:39,740 - Oh. Oh, right. Aw. - I wanted to play with friends. 2069 01:35:39,823 --> 01:35:42,284 But I also wanted a guaranteed win and we're gonna crush 'em. 2070 01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:45,120 - Yes, let's obliterate them. - Let's get 'em. 2071 01:35:45,204 --> 01:35:46,330 [Candace] Let's go. 2072 01:35:50,167 --> 01:35:51,668 You ready for this, Hammer? 2073 01:35:53,712 --> 01:35:58,133 - The Hammer's dead. I'm just Dusty. - [music ends] 2074 01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,136 Or maybe you could be called The Dink. 2075 01:36:01,220 --> 01:36:03,472 No, I'm not gonna be called The Dink. 2076 01:36:03,555 --> 01:36:05,224 Oh, I like that for you. 2077 01:36:05,307 --> 01:36:07,601 No, it is not me. That's not gonna be my nickname. 2078 01:36:07,684 --> 01:36:09,895 Dinky Dinky Doo, that's you! 2079 01:36:09,978 --> 01:36:11,104 You're The Dink now. 2080 01:36:11,188 --> 01:36:12,648 No, no, no. I'm not gonna be The Dink. 2081 01:36:12,731 --> 01:36:17,319 Looks like Dusty's earned himself a new nickname. Let's see if this one sticks. 2082 01:36:17,402 --> 01:36:19,488 Uh-uh. No way, guys. I'm not gonna be the… 2083 01:36:21,490 --> 01:36:23,492 ["History in the Making" playing] 2084 01:37:58,086 --> 01:38:00,088 ["Cowgirl" playing] 2085 01:40:54,763 --> 01:40:56,765 [gentle music playing]