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[triumphant music playing]
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[heartbeat]
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["The Largest" by BigXthaPlug playing]
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Safe to say I'm the biggest
The largest ♪
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♪ Been steppin' on shit since my mama
Stayed In them apartments, regardless ♪
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♪ My daddy told me keep the heat
Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless ♪
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♪ These niggas is hatin' on me ♪
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♪ Just because
I'm the biggest, the largest ♪
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♪ The biggest… ♪
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- [phone ringing]
- [music subsides]
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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City
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over the last six years, by me.
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It was unanimous. [laughs]
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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.
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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?
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- Just three.
- Three? You're not counting me?
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You save my life every day.
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- I feel alive when I'm with you.
- [chuckles] Aw, you're so sweet.
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- You're clearly in a good mood.
- [chuckles] I am in a good mood.
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It's this Adweek article.
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- It's so good.
- [Jennifer] Yes, look at my man!
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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.
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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.
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- [laughs]
- I'm asserting my dominance.
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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.
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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.
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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.
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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.
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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.
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{\an8}[driver] "Miami Bitches"?
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{\an8}- I've been doing a lot of thinking.
- What's goin' on?
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- And I'm just… I'm ready to do this.
- What the fuck?
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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
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- Uh-uh.
- Babe, for real?
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What the fuck? No.
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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.
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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,
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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.
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- That's what I'm referrin' to.
- You're having an eventful morning.
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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?
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Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!
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I love you.
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- Love you.
- Savin' my life.
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- ♪ I'm heartless ♪
- Clear!
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♪ Hatin' on me just because
I'm the biggest, the largest ♪
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- [siren blaring]
- ♪ The biggest, the largest, hey ♪
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[song fades]
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- [man 1] Morning, Joe.
- How you doin'?
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- Hi, Joe.
- Good morning, Tracy.
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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.
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- [Tracy] Oh, thanks.
- [man 2] There he is.
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- [Joe] Oh!
- Our new chief creative officer!
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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.
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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.
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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?
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- These? Smart glasses.
- What?
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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.
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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.
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- [chimes]
- You're recording me right now?
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- [whirs]
- Don't look at me like that.
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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?
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They have a whole suite of wearables.
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- Look at this necklace.
- [chimes]
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- That's a camera too?
- It's a sexy body cam.
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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?
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- Absolutely not.
- Fuck, yeah.
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- No.
- Sexy body cam.
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- [chiming]
- I don't know what you're trying.
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But I'm not the audience.
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- See the world from between your nipples.
- Look, Barry, you gotta see this.
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- I got added to a random group chat.
- [phone playing salsa music]
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- The hell is this?
- I don't know.
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Boys! Men! In 24 hours,
we touch down in Miami
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to give away Mason Moses.
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- Aka Emily's bitch!
- Aaah!
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- "Emily's bitch"?
- Show up with a good attitude.
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And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.
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No one gives a shit about your breakup,
you giant white pussy.
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I have secured a Deluxe BNB
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that can only be described as
"within our agreed-upon budget."
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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.
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And, yeah, it looks sus.
But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?
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- What?
- But for three days, we get Mason!
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- Before he puts his penis in dick jail.
- [gunshot echoes]
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- Clink!
- You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.
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- What… what are you doing?
- "Hey, guys, my name is Joe."
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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,
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which is why I am in the chat."
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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."
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"I come bearing gifts."
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- "Here's… $200 via Venmo."
- [cash register rings]
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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."
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[sent notification]
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Did you actually just pay them?
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Yeah, I did.
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- Okay.
- Real recognizes real.
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[chuckles] These guys just don't stop.
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[laughs] They're inviting me.
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- To Miami?
- Yeah, they want me to go.
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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.
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- You have the presentation ready?
- Yeah, of course.
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I got this.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[Joe] Each generation has a moment
where we define who we are.
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There's no cap.
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Where we see our ops gettin' dubs
and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."
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'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.
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And now that it's our time,
we're gonna rizz all over it.
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Unlimited Premium Vodka.
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♪ Rizz up! ♪
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- Barry?
- ♪ I don't stop ♪
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[music stops]
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Mmm?
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[chuckles]
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Rizz up. [chuckles]
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[woman clears throat]
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[Joe] Oh, I don't need a clap.
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You don't have to clap.
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Ugh. That was so cringe.
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- [all] Yeah.
- Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?
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I said it was cringe, Joe.
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- Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
- [woman] Yeah.
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- All right. Let's, uh…
- [Terry] Joe, could you hold back?
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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.
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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns
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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,"
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I… What the fuck was that?
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- Just trying to be inclusive--
- I mean, the sales just tanked.
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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,
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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger
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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?
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Somebody like… you know, Daniel.
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- You're talkin' about that Daniel?
- Yeah.
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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.
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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,
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we can't be seen as old.
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Then let me… let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.
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Give me a chance to win it back.
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Terry, give me 72 hours.
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Let me go get it.
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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then… the CCO is yours.
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But if you fuck me,
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you'll be out of a job.
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I will not fuck you.
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- [hip-hop playing in bar]
- I can't lose this job.
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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.
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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.
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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.
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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.
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[phone chimes]
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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.
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♪…be the ADHD, or my personality… ♪
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[intriguing music playing]
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Oh, my.
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Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.
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What about it?
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What if this is my opportunity
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to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,
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is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.
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Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.
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- A feeler. See what they say.
- Put out a feeler.
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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."
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Oh, somebody's typin'.
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"
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[inspiring music playing]
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[Joe] Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?
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Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.
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I like the silver fox look.
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.
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- That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
- Yes.
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Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.
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- Okay, well, what are you packing for?
- Uh…
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- I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
- Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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[light, intriguing music playing]
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- I didn't get the promotion.
- Wait, what?
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- The pitch tanked.
- What happened?
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- Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
- Damn!
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- [whispers] I'm sorry, baby.
- It's fine. Right?
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Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,
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but, uh… that's how he feels, you know?
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I think that's nuts. Ouch.
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- [knees cracking]
- But it is what it is.
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But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.
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When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.
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- You cannot be afraid of change.
- [gentle music playing]
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I think that I'm at a… a point
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where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.
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- Yes.
- Do more for us.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Be more for us.
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[exhales]
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- I'mma go to Miami.
- [music stops]
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What?
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Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.
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I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.
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[tearfully] So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?
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Yeah.
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[Jennifer] I feel like a fool.
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Oh, sh…
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Okay.
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Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?
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Yes! The commitment, settling down?
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Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?
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Joe, you're on one knee.
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Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.
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Okay, wait. Okay.
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- Oh, God.
- [knees crack]
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Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,
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so just let me… let me
break it down for you, okay?
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- [poignant music playing]
- I am in jeopardy of losing my job.
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That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.
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I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.
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Excuse me?
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What did you say?
What does that even mean?
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We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you--
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- We're not kids.
- What is happening right now?
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What do you want me to do, hmm?
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00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,791
You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?
230
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,750
Please don't make me do that.
231
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,583
I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.
232
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,207
Well, that means a lot. Thank you.
233
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,207
[door slams]
234
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,665
♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
235
00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:18,832
- ♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
- [outgoing call ringing]
236
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,499
♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
237
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,874
[Joe] Hey, babe.
Just touched down in Miami.
238
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,540
I'm feeling a little bit weird
about the way that we left things.
239
00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,874
I just want you know that I love you.
Call me when you can.
240
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:29,957
[horn honks]
241
00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:33,875
- ♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
- [group] Hey!
242
00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,457
[man 1] It's the fake freshman!
243
00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,207
- Hey, guys.
- What's up, unc?
244
00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,250
[chuckles]
245
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,790
- You good?
- Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."
246
00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:45,999
- Oh, well, I… I did.
- Yeah.
247
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,957
- OG.
- [Joe] Okay.
248
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,624
I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.
249
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,457
I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.
250
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,165
- Hey. Okay?
- [Joe] Okay. Got it.
251
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:56,082
This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,
252
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,915
my best friend, Mason Moses.
253
00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:00,040
Mason Moses. How you doin'?
254
00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,749
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, he's taking a big step, man.
255
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,915
- I'm real proud of you, dawg.
- Thank you.
256
00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:05,957
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
257
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,540
I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.
258
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,957
Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.
259
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,874
- Yeah.
- More of a gatherer, but good guy.
260
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,457
Hunter. How are you, man?
261
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:15,666
- How are ya?
- [Joe] Good.
262
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,415
Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?
263
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,957
It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.
264
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,040
Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.
265
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,415
That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.
266
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,833
- You were gonna take her last name?
- Yeah, why wouldn't I?
267
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,833
Be the honor of my life.
268
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,874
Okay. Got it. Hunter.
269
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,790
- Hunter it is.
- Yeah, and then there's, uh…
270
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,790
- Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?
- [dog barking]
271
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,124
- [man yelling]
- [group] Oh!
272
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,499
- [Freshman] Bad dog!
- [Nick] Whoa.
273
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,750
- [barking continues]
- [festive music playing]
274
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,999
Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.
275
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,874
I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.
276
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,582
You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.
277
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,040
He's got the code. He'll let us in.
278
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,082
- [Freshman] Oh.
- Joe, this is Freshman.
279
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,875
- Oh, you old. Like, vintage.
280
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,665
- Freshman, huh?
- [Freshman] Mm-hmm.
281
00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,290
Why they call you Freshman?
282
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,749
Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.
283
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,207
We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.
284
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,415
Oh!
285
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,499
Yeah, it was…
it was way harder the second time.
286
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,832
- They added letters to the math.
- Aah.
287
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,749
- Yeah.
- What do you say we check out the spot?
288
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,207
- Absolutely, right?
- [Nick] Let us in, Joe. Come on.
289
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,249
Let's, uh… check it out.
290
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,165
♪ Whoo, baby-baby ♪
291
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,124
- [all exclaiming]
- ♪ Smells like money ♪
292
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,540
- [yelling and whooping]
- ♪ Open my wallet… ♪
293
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,540
[Freshman] Hey, y'all think
this real gold?
294
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,540
- Don't blow the lights, dawg!
- [Mason] Shit!
295
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,124
Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!
296
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,624
- Looks like a football field.
- [Hunter] This room is insane.
297
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,832
♪ Get mine, get mine, get mine
Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine ♪
298
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:38,040
- ♪ Get up, get up, get up… ♪
- Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!
299
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,499
With no trees.
300
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,290
♪ Smell like money ♪
301
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,165
Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?
302
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,249
Please?
303
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,249
Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?
304
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,040
- [Nick] Whoo!
- [Freshman] Yes, sir.
305
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,665
Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.
306
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,582
We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?
307
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,207
So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.
308
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,624
- No survivors.
- [Freshman] Hmm!
309
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,915
Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.
310
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,957
- Uh-huh.
- Nick, I like where you at, man.
311
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,874
This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.
312
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,457
- [all] Ooh!
- Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.
313
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,832
- So I could bite anybody.
- [all laugh awkwardly]
314
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,457
Gotta kick it off with a big bang.
315
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,790
Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.
316
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,582
Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's--
317
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,832
[Joe] No, I had to.
318
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,082
We gonna party, we got to party right.
319
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,207
[all] Yeah.
320
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,665
Let me get it. Let me get my--
321
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,582
- [Mason] Up.
- [Joe] No, I got it. There you go.
322
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,707
- [Hunter] Wow.
- Oh, okay.
323
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,332
There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?
324
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,707
[chuckles] Whoomp, there it is.
325
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,290
- [all] Ooh…
- [Joe] No survivors!
326
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,165
- [Freshman] Damn! Okay.
- [laughs]
327
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,707
You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?
328
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,625
- Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
- Yeah.
329
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,915
- It's maybe too much?
- No, man, ain't no such thing.
330
00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,249
- Just told you, you with the big dog now.
- Right.
331
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,707
It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.
332
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,832
- Thanks.
- [Joe] I mean that.
333
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,249
Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,
334
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,249
but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.
335
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,415
He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.
336
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,374
- Hey!
- Oh!
337
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,040
- Mmm. He said it.
- [all laughing]
338
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,541
He a little angry leprechaun.
339
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,832
Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.
340
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,207
- Oh, thanks.
- Is that your gig?
341
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:13,040
Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.
342
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,124
Oh.
343
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,457
Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.
344
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,665
Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.
345
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,374
- You and E broke up?
- Yeah, man.
346
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,915
That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.
347
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,040
That must've hurt.
348
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,499
Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.
349
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,624
Hey, fuck that. No tears.
350
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,290
May turn this bitch into Eat, Pray, Love.
351
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,500
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
352
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,249
I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!
353
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,665
If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?
354
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,790
And you already know the vibes.
355
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,582
[chuckles] Got him.
356
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:43,790
[laughing]
357
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,624
Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.
358
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,790
You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.
359
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:51,082
Four… Rob Roys.
360
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,207
Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.
361
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,707
I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.
362
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,790
- [Mason] Yep.
- Good idea.
363
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,290
- Uh…
- [Hunter] This place is nuts.
364
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,249
- Joe! How you doing, bro?
- [Joe] Hey.
365
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,915
- I'm good, man. This is cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
366
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:05,749
I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.
367
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,790
- Really?
- I had no idea you were, like, 50.
368
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,999
No, man, I'm 40.
369
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,207
Oh, 40, yeah.
That's… that's still so many years to be.
370
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,165
No, man, 40 is the new 20.
371
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,082
It's a lot.
372
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,915
Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,
373
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,957
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
374
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,540
I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.
375
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,790
Joe. Joe, we're good.
376
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,749
- Okay.
- It's like I'm hanging with my dad.
377
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,832
Or not.
378
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:32,999
Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang
379
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,749
before he does this crazy marriage thing.
380
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,332
- He going to jail, pretty much.
- Mmm.
381
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,374
That woman is scary.
382
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,124
- She not gonna let him out the house.
- Yeah.
383
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,832
It's a big deal that
we spend time together
384
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,165
and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.
385
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,207
I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.
386
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,124
- I'm here to hang with the gang.
- Okay.
387
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,165
I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.
388
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,874
And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."
389
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:55,874
- Okay?
- Okay.
390
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,415
- I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
- All right. We good?
391
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,290
- Yeah, we good. This is great.
- Come on, Joe. All right.
392
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,916
Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!
393
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
All right, Joe.
394
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125
You-- [sighs]
395
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,040
I know you fucking lying.
396
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,875
I mean, come on, Joe.
397
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,624
[sighs]
398
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,041
Fuck, man!
399
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,790
You just-- Oh, that's terrific.
400
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,124
We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.
401
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,457
Freshman, where'd you get that?
402
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,083
A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.
403
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,415
Bro, this is in Arabic.
404
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:31,082
- And it got pictures in it.
- Hey, if you like it, I love it.
405
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,541
["The Anthem" by Pitbull
feat. Lil Jon playing]
406
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,457
- ♪ Dale, dale ♪
- ♪ Get nasty, get freaky ♪
407
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,790
- ♪ You sexy, you fine ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
408
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,124
- ♪ Go, go, go ♪
- ♪ Go ♪
409
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,290
♪ Go, girl ♪
410
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,000
♪ Go, go, go, girl ♪
411
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,499
- Oh, God. [sighs]
- [beeping]
412
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,750
[suspenseful music playing]
413
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,416
[man] Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.
414
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,082
At the old mansion.
415
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,540
Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.
416
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,665
- He's got a lot of nerve.
- Ah, fuck.
417
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,749
- Okay, did you lock the door?
- Just like you said, yeah.
418
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,124
- And you put that little label on it?
- Yeah.
419
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,124
He's taking the boss's clothes.
420
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,249
[Jaze] All right. Relax. It's okay, man.
421
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,665
If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,
422
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,375
I would not have used Deluxe BNB.
423
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,999
We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.
424
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,124
Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,
425
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,207
charge for repairs,
upsell him on the missing items.
426
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,458
- You got it, boss.
- One more thing.
427
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041
I want you to watch this guy.
428
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166
Oh, shit, here she comes.
429
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,666
- [Mason chuckling]
- [salsa music playing]
430
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,499
I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.
431
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,416
Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.
432
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,707
- I like it.
- Yeah?
433
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,083
He looks great, right, guys?
434
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,833
Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.
435
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,207
[music fades]
436
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,749
- [Muzak playing]
- [Joe sighs]
437
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,375
- [cash register whirring]
- Yeah.
438
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,666
Gotta get two.
439
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,707
- Oh, we gotta get beer.
- [Freshman] What about this?
440
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:11,999
- [Hunter] Prosecco?
- Yeah.
441
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,290
[Hunter] No. Know what that is?
442
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,790
- This is my mom drink.
- Exactly,.
443
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,207
Note to self.
444
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,457
The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,
445
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,540
but it's about what they mix
with the product.
446
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,540
What's the right drink?
447
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,457
- Hey, what's up, Joe?
- [closes app]
448
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,040
- Hey.
- What was that?
449
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,915
I was about to make a call. Just… Nothin'.
450
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:28,957
And what's that?
451
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,374
Oh, necessary.
452
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,165
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- Oh, okay. Whatever, man.
453
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,624
I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So…
454
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,290
What's your deal? You… you more of a…
455
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,458
[sniffs]
456
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,249
Do I have allergies?
457
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,499
- I don't understand what you're asking me.
- Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?
458
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,999
No! I'm not no cocaine guy.
459
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,457
It's my rule. No more cocaine.
460
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,624
Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the Scarface movie.
461
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,707
While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.
462
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,290
I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.
463
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,582
It happens to me too.
464
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,665
- [whispers] With Chinese food.
- Oh, that's bad.
465
00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:01,207
What do you do? Do you do, like,
the… the eyes and the voice?
466
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,290
Like, "Ooh… wha… whaaa…"
467
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,874
- "Aah…"
- Are you… No! What?
468
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,082
- Are you outta your mind?
- Yeah, you can't.
469
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,749
Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.
470
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,374
- Jesus.
- Sorry.
471
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:13,624
First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."
472
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,415
Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.
473
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,416
That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."
474
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,249
- Yeah.
- All right.
475
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,332
You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.
476
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,749
Well… you don't have to say that.
477
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,749
And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so…
478
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,957
- That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
- Yeah.
479
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,124
- You know?
- It's diversity.
480
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,040
Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.
481
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,958
[Hunter] Okay. [grunts]
482
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,915
What you… No, no, no, no.
483
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,291
Your money's no good here.
484
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,290
That's gold.
485
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,290
Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?
486
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,957
These young guys want it, they get it.
487
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,749
- Hey. Oh no.
- Uh, you gon' get it.
488
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,624
What kind… How this cap on?
What you gotta do?
489
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,665
- Just twist it.
- Twist it, now? Get outta here.
490
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:53,165
I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?
491
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,290
Mmm.
492
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,333
[Nick] Oh.
493
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,041
You doing the whole bottle?
494
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,958
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
495
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:03,040
Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.
496
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,707
But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.
497
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,249
- You're not gonna drink both.
- No, you got to do it.
498
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,290
Number two, what you gon' do?
499
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,041
- No, Joe.
- Oh, come on, man.
500
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,291
- Oh, my God.
- I don't think that's safe, man.
501
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,458
Mmm.
502
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,957
- You all right?
- [belches] Yep.
503
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,041
- [Nick] Ugh.
- [Hunter] Jesus.
504
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,832
[Joe] That's that, brother.
We keep it up! Yeah!
505
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,749
[Hunter] Oh!
506
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,457
Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?
507
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,332
- I'm sorry?
- [Nick] See, Joe, I'mma do two.
508
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,290
Lower deck.
509
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,915
- [Hunter] Oh, shit!
- Upper deck.
510
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,665
If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.
511
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:32,749
[all] Oh!
512
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,290
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.
513
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,124
I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.
514
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,665
Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?
515
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,082
Mmm? Right there.
516
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,790
I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.
517
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:49,290
- They're supposed to sit on your gums.
- Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.
518
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,165
- But I can drink with it, right?
- Yes, you can.
519
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,999
- Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
- Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.
520
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,665
- Let's keep it goin'.
- Let me get that.
521
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,915
Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.
522
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,832
- Joe.
- Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.
523
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,207
- What are you gonna do with it?
- I ain't been out like this.
524
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,124
- Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
- What?
525
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,415
Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.
526
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,165
But after that,
no phones, no social media.
527
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,749
Yeah, just have fun!
528
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,957
- [all] Yeah!
- Whoo!
529
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,249
[all laughing and exclaiming]
530
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,499
Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!
531
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,915
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.
532
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,499
- The fuck is that?
- Emotional check-ins before we go out.
533
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,207
- Come on.
- Make sure everyone's copacetic.
534
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,874
I'm sorry, I don't… I don't follow.
535
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,207
I'll start. Um…
536
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,415
Ooh! I feel appreciated.
537
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,707
- [Nick] Mmm!
- [Hunter] Good.
538
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,999
- I'm feeling grateful.
- [Hunter] Ah, I like that.
539
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,499
- [Nick] Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
- [Hunter] Yeah!
540
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,707
I feel Miami.
541
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,332
- [Hunter] All right.
- It's more of a city than a feeling, but…
542
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,165
But I do though. I feel Miami.
543
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,874
- [Mason] If he feels Miami…
- I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.
544
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,916
You got circumcised?
545
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,916
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?
546
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,541
- [Joe] Hmm?
- [Mason] How you feelin'?
547
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,041
Oh, with the…
548
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,665
- [hiccups] Pass.
- Pass?
549
00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,332
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.
550
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,540
I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,
551
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,290
especially with people you just met,
552
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:07,624
but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.
553
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,124
- That was big of you, bro.
- Thanks.
554
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,124
I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.
555
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,290
I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.
556
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,624
Pow! Hold on. Pow!
557
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,790
- [Hunter grunts]
- Yeah.
558
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,499
- Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
- That's normal.
559
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,040
Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.
560
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,582
But… that's what it's supposed to be?
561
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,457
- Have you been swallowing them?
- Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.
562
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,999
You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?
563
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,999
- You feel fine? You're fine.
- I can keep drinkin'.
564
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,290
- Oh, we drinkin'.
- Yeah!
565
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,832
Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.
566
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,999
I feel Miami!
567
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,124
- [all cheering]
- ♪ I let shorty clean the pendants ♪
568
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,457
♪ I'm a diamond in the rough ♪
569
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,957
- ♪ 24 carats, VV's in the slugs ♪
- Uh! Hey!
570
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,790
♪ Rings go off
Like Michael with the glove ♪
571
00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:45,082
♪ Only one mobbin'
With designers and the thugs ♪
572
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,415
♪ When we shop at Rick Owen
Bring a bottle full of bub ♪
573
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,332
♪ Couple platinum records later
Still I got the game locked… ♪
574
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,124
No, no. You know what… what I'm gonna do?
575
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,540
Freshman, put some old school on.
576
00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:54,749
- Okay.
- [Joe] Hit me with it!
577
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,749
- I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
- Come on, Fresh.
578
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,540
- ♪ They call me Big Elly, Big Silly ♪
- Whoo!
579
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,165
- Okay.
- I know you fucking lying.
580
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,915
- It's his song!
- Let's see it.
581
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,457
- [Joe] All right.
- Let's see it, man.
582
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,707
- ♪ Ya hear me ♪
- Whoo!
583
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:08,040
♪ I be slicing with these bars
So ya fear me ♪
584
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,832
♪ Let me rip it up for cuz in the back ♪
585
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,874
[Freshman] Let me see them shoulders work!
586
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,457
- Hey!
- ♪ I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack ♪
587
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:17,165
♪ Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track ♪
588
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,499
- Hey! Oh!
- ♪ Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne ♪
589
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,874
- ♪ Don't forget I used to ride the train ♪
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
590
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:25,416
- ♪ When I bump it right, call my name ♪
- Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!
591
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,665
[all yelling]
592
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,499
Oh, what the fuck, Joe?
593
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,124
- Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
- What did you do?
594
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,915
I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.
595
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:36,916
What the fuck?
596
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,082
Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?
597
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,540
If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.
598
00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:48,290
- [shop bell chimes]
- [sighs]
599
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,165
I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.
600
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:54,124
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.
601
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,291
But I'm trying.
602
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125
How much for the skinny one?
603
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:00,916
I'm sorry?
604
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,833
The skinny one.
605
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,999
- You're their pimp, right?
- I'm the… What are you talking about?
606
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,457
I'm payin'. I got money.
607
00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,540
- Hey, man--
- [ATM whirring]
608
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:12,374
- Get your sick ass outta here!
- [siren blares]
609
00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:14,040
Tryin' to buy my boys.
610
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,832
You're not buyin' my boys.
611
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,165
Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand
612
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,500
in a area known for prostitution?
613
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,415
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.
614
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,374
Okay, Officer--
615
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,290
- Come on up outta there.
- [cop] Come on.
616
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,582
You know, that's actually good.
617
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,415
- They can clear this up.
- Yeah.
618
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,040
- Guys, come on.
- Is everything okay?
619
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,499
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,
620
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,957
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.
621
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,082
- Maybe you guys can clear it up.
- It's easy.
622
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,457
He's… he's like, our, uh…
623
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,957
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.
624
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,165
- So he's like our daddy.
- Why… why would you…
625
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,624
You don't need to say that.
626
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:52,374
Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.
627
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,665
- He bought us alcohol.
- Mm-hmm.
628
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,749
- Goddamn it. What are you d… Guys.
- His name is Joe.
629
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,790
- Thank you.
- Smith?
630
00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,165
- Robertson?
- Something. Joe…
631
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,499
- Stevens. Stevenson.
- Jackson.
632
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,124
There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.
633
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,707
Soliciting. That's jail time.
634
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,415
- Oh my God.
- Hands on your head!
635
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,790
- Everybody goin' to jail.
- Yep.
636
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:10,207
- Oh, my God. No…
- No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.
637
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,957
- Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
- Yeah.
638
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,707
- [all] Loop-de-loop.
- [Mason] Joe. Joe!
639
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,374
- Hey! Yes.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.
640
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,957
- No, we can't… Joe. Joe!
- Leave him.
641
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,165
- Joe!
- [Freshman] He's old.
642
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,415
- Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
- What the fuck's that?
643
00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:22,582
- Loop-de-loop!
- Don't worry.
644
00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,707
- Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
- Just stay.
645
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,957
No. You guys are the reason.
646
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,790
- [Freshman] Three…
- I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.
647
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:29,624
- Three.
- [all] Loop-de-loop!
648
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,124
- Loop-de-loop!
- Hey.
649
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,665
- I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
- [cop] Get back here!
650
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,165
- Do your job.
- Fuck!
651
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,040
- [Joe] Hey, guys!
- [man] What the hell?
652
00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:38,332
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
653
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,790
[Hunter] Run, Joe! Move those little legs!
654
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,708
[Joe] Wait up! These fucking shoes!
655
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,124
- Yo.
- [Mason] Come on, Joe. High knees.
656
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,582
- Ooh, shit.
- [Nick] You're on your own, papi.
657
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:48,915
[siren whoops]
658
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:49,874
Oh.
659
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,665
We got him. Bingo.
660
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:52,750
[cop] Stop!
661
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,290
Don't move!
662
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,582
- Stay right there.
- [cop 2] Running's gonna make it worse.
663
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,540
- Can we just cut it out?
- Hey! Put your hands up!
664
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,958
- Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
- [cop] Stay there.
665
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,499
- Get down.
- Help!
666
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,624
Help! Get off of me.
667
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,999
Hey! Oh!
668
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,165
Aah! [groans]
669
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:12,415
- Leave me alone!
- [panting]
670
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,332
- Stop!
- [cop 2] You goin' to jail, little pimp.
671
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,500
[Joe] I'm not a pimp!
672
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,624
- [music fades]
- Oh, my God.
673
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,040
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?
674
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,790
- Yeah, what the fuck was it?
- My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.
675
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,665
- Is that a police badge in your hand?
- Yes.
676
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,082
You stole that from a cop?
677
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,957
From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.
678
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,541
That's how I got it, man.
679
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,874
- [panting] I got my clothes.
- Did you get ours?
680
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,874
- No.
- Open the door, man. Can we go inside?
681
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:38,875
[intriguing music playing]
682
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:40,916
[sighs]
683
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,000
Oh, my goodness.
684
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,541
Um…
685
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,291
Download, download.
686
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750
Download.
687
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,583
[sighs]
688
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,083
Okay, um…
689
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,166
[whispers] "Check this out,
690
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,165
and let me know what you think."
691
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,499
[sent notification]
692
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,083
[video playing]
693
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,583
[sighs]
694
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:16,000
[outgoing call rings]
695
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,000
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.
I'll call you back--
696
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,875
[sighs]
697
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,707
[Joe] One time, ready? One, two, three.
698
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,707
- [group cheering]
- This is fire, Joe.
699
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,040
[Joe] That was just last night.
700
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:29,957
I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.
701
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,915
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.
702
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,582
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.
703
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,832
You need a fuckload more footage,
704
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:40,457
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.
705
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:43,582
- Terry is gonna flip.
- Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.
706
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,415
Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.
707
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:48,499
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.
708
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,874
- What the fuck you wanna do?
- It's what the glasses are for.
709
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:54,207
- What?
- I snuck my glasses into your work bag.
710
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,540
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.
711
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,790
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?
712
00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,499
Why is everyone always asking me that?
713
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,790
Know who sneaks around a lot?
714
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,540
The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.
715
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,374
It's a double standard, Joe.
716
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:08,832
How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?
717
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,749
- Thank you.
- Thank you, B…
718
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,790
I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.
719
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,624
Am I tripping?
Like, this could actually work?
720
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,999
I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.
721
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,666
- Hey, Joe?
- Yeah?
722
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,374
If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,
723
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,707
make sure you record that, okay?
724
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,499
Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.
725
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,749
I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.
726
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,415
- It's grim over here.
- I gotta go.
727
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,416
[intriguing music playing]
728
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,207
[Hunter] All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?
729
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,665
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.
730
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,332
I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,
731
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:45,082
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and…
732
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:49,415
That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.
733
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:52,249
We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?
734
00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,082
He could tie us up and fuck us.
735
00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,165
- What?
- That could happen.
736
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,207
- True-crime shit.
- Right.
737
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,290
- And he gon' fuck you first.
- There they go, there they go.
738
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:00,749
- There.
- Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.
739
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:01,791
Mornin', fellas.
740
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,207
- Morning.
- [Joe] Tell you what I need.
741
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,416
Little kick of this.
742
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,749
I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.
743
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,165
- Jesus, man.
- [Joe] Yeah.
744
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,000
[Nick sighs]
745
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Look, I get it.
746
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,249
All right? A major party foul on my part.
747
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,457
I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.
748
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,624
I think I got a bad batch.
749
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,124
You drank two bottles.
750
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,624
You tried to sell us for sex, man.
751
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:24,665
Okay, did I do that?
752
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,332
- No.
- That's not what the cop said?
753
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,874
I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.
754
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,415
- Sure. We can agree on that.
- Yeah.
755
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,457
- Okay.
- But you did fuck up the night, Joe.
756
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,457
- Come on, guys. Okay.
- [Nick] On some rookie shit.
757
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:36,040
You gotta step up for that, Joe.
758
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,665
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.
759
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:42,333
And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about…
760
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,707
All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?
761
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,665
Forget what happened last night.
762
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,749
Courtesy of Joe, huh?
763
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,166
- A yacht?
- I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.
764
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,790
- You like that?
- Absolutely, yeah.
765
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:56,624
Okay, all right.
766
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,083
I'm on it right now.
767
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,207
- Uh, Joe, before you go.
- Yeah?
768
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,165
You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.
769
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,540
- Oh!
- [Nick] Ha-ha!
770
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:05,499
[chuckles]
771
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,415
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.
772
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,083
[laughs] That's two.
773
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,790
It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!
774
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,374
Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.
775
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,833
[chuckles]
776
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,832
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]
777
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:22,040
Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?
778
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:24,790
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.
779
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,500
- Towards the marina.
- Oh, shit. Titties.
780
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:30,082
- [slowed] He laughed, and then…
- [all laugh]
781
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:32,165
- [Hunter] Just keep going.
- [woman 1] He was like…
782
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,457
- [Hunter] Hello!
- [Freshman] Hi.
783
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:36,249
- [woman 2] Oh, hey, boy.
- Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.
784
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,415
You guys know how to swim underwater?
785
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,707
- Huh?
- 'Cause… I can hold your breath.
786
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,874
All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.
787
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,749
You guys are stunning. Have a great day.
788
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,999
- What?
- Why would you…
789
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,540
[Hunter] "Stunning"? What am I doing?
790
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:49,790
- [Freshman] How…
- [Nick] Focus.
791
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,582
- [Freshman] Focus!
- [Nick] How you feelin'?
792
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,499
- I feel Miami! [laughs]
- All right, chill out, man.
793
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,290
Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."
794
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,708
No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.
795
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,333
God damn it. I mean, you gotta be…
796
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,250
- [Nick scoffs]
- Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.
797
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,832
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.
798
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,249
I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.
799
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,375
I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.
800
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:16,874
[excited squealing]
801
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,416
[Joe] You know what? Change of plans.
802
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,832
Excuse me, coming through.
803
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:23,040
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.
804
00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:25,790
- [bouncer] Whoa. What…
- Hey, you should see a Sam…
805
00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:26,874
Sam Slaughter on the list.
806
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,165
- Sam Slaughter?
- Yeah.
807
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,915
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.
808
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,874
- Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
- Slaughter?
809
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,124
- Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
- All right, let's…
810
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,291
Ohh.
811
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,999
- Officer, I didn't--
- Uh…
812
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,332
- Yeah, but I'm just saying--
- Ah!
813
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,750
- So you--
- Thank you.
814
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,249
- That group right there?
815
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,915
- Yeah.
- We're all gonna go on this boat.
816
00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:49,332
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.
817
00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:50,999
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.
818
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,665
- Okay?
- Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.
819
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,165
- [Joe] Come on.
- Have a good time.
820
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,708
Yeah. All right, rookie.
821
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,375
[upbeat music continues]
822
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,666
- Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
- Come on.
823
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,707
- Yeah, man, this is… It's all right.
- Oh!
824
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,415
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say
825
00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:10,332
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.
826
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,332
This is great!
827
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,790
How about we just go get a drink?
828
00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:13,874
- Yeah.
- Can we get a drink?
829
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,125
- [Nick] Let's do it.
- Let's get a drink. Look around.
830
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,625
[dramatic, suspenseful music playing]
831
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,540
- Let's do a toast to the groom.
- [Mason] Ahh!
832
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,249
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.
833
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,332
- Yes, yes.
- [phone rings]
834
00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:37,249
- That's Emily. I'll see you.
- Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!
835
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,332
- [Joe] Oh!
- [Nick] Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!
836
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,165
Boy's in love, man. I get it.
837
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,874
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.
838
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:47,207
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?
839
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,249
Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.
840
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,207
- Bro, shut up!
- Let me feel my feelings.
841
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:55,707
- [Nick] "Let me feel my…" What?
- Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.
842
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,250
- So we can top our drinks off.
- Thanks.
843
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,082
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
844
00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:03,790
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.
845
00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:07,540
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.
846
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,790
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.
847
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:12,333
Yes, it is. It's very easy!
848
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,124
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.
849
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,540
- Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?
- [music stops]
850
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:19,791
And at the end of the…
851
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,415
That was… By the way,
a weird break in the music.
852
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:23,832
- Turn the music back up.
- Yeah.
853
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,415
- [Joe] Okay?
- He was kid… He was joking.
854
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,582
No, no, look, it is what it is.
855
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,915
- [laughs] No.
- And because it happened, you feel broken.
856
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,249
What would I even say, man?
857
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,832
Stop thinkin' so much!
858
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,790
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.
859
00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:36,124
Yeah, be like me, man.
860
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,499
Where are they coming from?
861
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:41,249
[Russian accent] Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.
862
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:44,665
- Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
- Yeah, come on!
863
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:46,249
- [Joe] Give it to Hunter.
- [Nick] Okay.
864
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,040
- [Hunter] Thank you.
- [Joe] Yeah!
865
00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,332
- Come on. Let me get some too, right?
- [Nick] Oh!
866
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:54,416
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?
867
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:59,124
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.
868
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,749
- At some point. Hey!
- Hey, dude, come on, man.
869
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,665
I… Uh, give me one second.
870
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,708
- I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
- All right.
871
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,874
- Come on, man.
- Do you think Joe could be my wingman?
872
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,125
Uh, no. Too small.
873
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,999
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.
874
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,125
[Joe] Excuse me.
875
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,500
Hey! [chuckles]
876
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,208
I was trying to find some food, man.
877
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,333
You okay?
878
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,124
Huh? What's wrong?
879
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,208
[Mason] Huh.
880
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,707
I was talking to Emily on the phone,
881
00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:34,958
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.
882
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,375
Mmm.
883
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,750
Cold feet. It's normal.
884
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,082
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,
885
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,915
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.
886
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:50,208
A job, a house, financial stability.
887
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:54,166
No, Joe, I don't have…
I don't have cold feet.
888
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,332
- I thought 'cause you were crying…
- [laughs]
889
00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:02,290
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.
890
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,916
- I am so excited to be a husband.
- [gentle music playing]
891
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,415
But ever since I got engaged,
892
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:11,999
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.
893
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,499
But he just doesn't get it.
894
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,665
It's all about…
creating something with someone else.
895
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,958
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and…
896
00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:21,750
If you have that,
897
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,000
what are you waiting for?
898
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,500
You know?
899
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,791
[outgoing call ringing]
900
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,207
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed--
901
00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,124
[music fades]
902
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,540
- Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
- You got it.
903
00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,499
[suspenseful music playing]
904
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,832
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?
905
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:47,208
Yo! Loco, close the door.
906
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,582
[door slams and locks]
907
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,416
Do I know you?
908
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,290
- No, you don't… you don't know me.
- [whispering]
909
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,000
[Joe] I'm just lookin'
for somethin' to eat.
910
00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000
Are you a police officer?
911
00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,790
Who, me?
912
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,540
No! No, no, I'm a… I'm a civilian.
913
00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:08,665
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.
914
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,165
- I tell her everything.
- [gun cocks]
915
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,458
- Put that away.
- [man] Yes, sir.
916
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,958
[Jaze] Look at me.
917
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833
You're sure you're not a cop?
918
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,916
Yeah.
919
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,416
Come here.
920
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,707
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.
921
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,833
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.
922
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,832
I, uh… Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.
923
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,041
Do the fucking drugs.
924
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,582
- Yeah. I'll do it.
- All right?
925
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,624
By the way, yeah. [chuckles]
926
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:45,749
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do… I'll do the drugs, right?
927
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,832
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh…
928
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,332
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
929
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,499
- [Jaze] Mmm.
- Here we go.
930
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,500
[dramatic music intensifies]
931
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,708
Oh, shit.
932
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,832
[music stops]
933
00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,249
- No cop, right?
- [laughing]
934
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,207
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?
935
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,540
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.
936
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,499
- [music resumes]
- You want me to do another one?
937
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,165
To do a real one, like you mean it.
938
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,999
Yeah, like a… like a…
like a criminal bump.
939
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,040
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.
940
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,374
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
941
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:17,832
[music intensifying]
942
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,125
Double bump, comin' up.
943
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:22,040
- Oh, shit!
- [Jaze] Whoo!
944
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,332
[Joe chuckling]
945
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,915
- [Jaze] My man!
- [Joe] Yeah.
946
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:26,040
[Jaze] How you feel?
947
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,915
Hey, that's, uh… that's in there. Right?
948
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,332
- That stuff kicks in a little fast!
- Right.
949
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,499
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.
950
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,790
[both laughing]
951
00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:36,749
- Okay.
- Yeah.
952
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,249
I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?
953
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,957
- [Jaze] Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
- I can't… I was… I can't leave.
954
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,874
[Jaze] My man.
955
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,540
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
956
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,541
- [Joe] Ha-ha-ha!
- [chuckling]
957
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,499
- [man] There it is, on that side.
- Hey. Oh, you gotta go.
958
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,415
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.
959
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:56,791
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- [Mason] They're having fun.
960
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,915
[Joe] Come on, Joe. [groans]
961
00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,582
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.
962
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,041
Joe. You good?
963
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,041
[music intensifying]
964
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,583
Who is Joe?
965
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,250
Hah!
966
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:17,790
[heavy Hispanic accent]
I am… Ricardo Montana.
967
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,540
And you no fuck to me.
968
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,083
- Is this racist?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
969
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,082
- I no like that.
- [Nick] What happened?
970
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,624
I no… I no like. I no like you look to me.
971
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,915
Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.
972
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,249
- [hits wall]
- Gah!
973
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,915
No fuck to me. No fuck to me!
974
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,374
I fuck to you!
975
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,790
[man] Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?
976
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:41,041
He wasn't doin' anything to you.
977
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,166
[Joe] Hmm.
978
00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:46,249
[spaghetti Western music playing]
979
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,624
You want to fuck to me?
980
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,290
- Mm-hmm.
- [Joe] Un momento.
981
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,124
[sighs]
982
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:51,958
Leave.
983
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,540
Why?
984
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:57,457
Because I want to say hello…
to my little friend.
985
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,750
- Yep.
- [Nick] Yep, okay.
986
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,583
Okay.
987
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:07,040
So you… you have beef with me?
988
00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:09,832
- One hundred percent beef.
- Does he know this guy?
989
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:12,249
- Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
- [Joe] Know what?
990
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,624
I let you apologize for interrupting me.
991
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,374
- I'm sorry…
- Hmm!
992
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,915
- That you're a bitch.
- Wait, what?
993
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,915
- [dramatic music playing]
- [Mason] Go, go, go!
994
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,332
- [Nick] Yep!
- Hah!
995
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,790
I no feel it.
996
00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:24,749
Hah!
997
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,457
- [groans]
- Hah!
998
00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,000
Now it's time to party.
999
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,290
Did you just Will Smith me?
1000
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:32,540
I did. But you no get no--
1001
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:34,374
Ah, man! Aah!
1002
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,375
Olé!
1003
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,290
No one touches the Ricardo.
1004
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375
[grunts] Enough!
1005
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,250
[both] Oh!
1006
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,250
What kind of drugs are you on?
1007
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,125
[crash]
1008
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,083
[gasps] Oops.
1009
00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:53,665
[clattering]
1010
00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:56,457
No, you no… you no know where I is.
1011
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,082
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?
1012
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,250
Yah!
1013
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,540
Ay!
1014
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,915
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.
1015
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,541
I no feel it. Aah!
1016
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,958
- Head trauma on the way.
- Oh no.
1017
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,625
- Oof!
- How much can you take?
1018
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,583
- You think you're winning?
- Does this look like losing? Huh?
1019
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,582
[Joe] You go face-first.
1020
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,207
- Face-first!
- [groans]
1021
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,791
I… I win.
1022
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,332
You no--
1023
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,457
Uno! Dos!
1024
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,333
Quattro!
1025
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,499
No, cinco!
1026
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,583
[yells]
1027
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,208
Oh, God. [groans]
1028
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,165
[man] Open this door!
1029
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,166
No! No, you stay!
1030
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:42,665
[music subsides]
1031
00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:43,832
You fight good!
1032
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,916
- [man] Thank you.
- [click]
1033
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,874
Oh! Dude!
1034
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,041
{\an8}- [Nick] Gotta go!
- [Joe] Hola.
1035
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:51,666
- [Mason] Hunter, we gotta go now.
- [Freshman] Wait a minute.
1036
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,832
Do it! Thank you.
1037
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,540
- Not--
- [Hunter] Uh-oh. Joe?
1038
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,499
I am…
1039
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,999
[Mason] Joe, please, please…
1040
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,290
…Ricardo… Montana.
1041
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,249
- Come on, Joe.
- Joe?
1042
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,874
This is my city.
1043
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:09,915
- [woman] Did you see that?
- El Rey de Miami.
1044
00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,457
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.
1045
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:13,541
[laughing]
1046
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,208
Welcome to the fiesta.
1047
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,332
- You're late, puto.
- [crowd] Ohh.
1048
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,124
- Thank you.
- [Joe] Gah! Aah!
1049
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,415
- I no feel it!
- [Nick] Oh, God!
1050
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:25,957
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.
1051
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:27,582
I am Ricardo!
1052
00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:29,250
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]
1053
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,165
[panting]
1054
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,499
[Mason] Run! Run, run!
1055
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,957
- [bouncer] Ah-ah-ah!
- [Hunter] Oh!
1056
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,499
- [Joe] To the horses!
- [Nick] Horses?
1057
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,499
- I don't know what horses is.
- [Joe] Oh, shit!
1058
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,874
- [crash]
- [Mason] Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1059
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,790
- [Nick] Oh! Oh, dude!
- [Joe] Gah!
1060
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,957
- I fine.
- [woman] Show me.
1061
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,915
- [Joe] I okay.
- Peekaboo, motherfucker.
1062
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,707
Oh, my friend! Ah!
1063
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,415
- Puto, yes!
- [Nick] Oh no!
1064
00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:51,207
- [crowd gasping]
- [Joe] To the horses!
1065
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,166
These are the horses!
1066
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,582
You don't wanna do that.
1067
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,583
["Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee playing]
1068
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,582
You a dead man. Okay.
1069
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,000
[lyrics in Spanish]
1070
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:11,916
[neighing]
1071
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,166
[music fades]
1072
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,041
[Mason, echoing] Ricardo? Hello?
1073
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,082
Ricardo?
1074
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:20,458
You awake, Ricardo?
1075
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:22,040
Ricardo?
1076
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,124
[scoffs]
1077
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,915
{\an8}- Guys, he's finally awake.
- [Joe] Ricardo?
1078
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,332
- [Freshman] Hey!
- [group chuckling]
1079
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,500
[Mason] What are we sippin' on?
Look at this.
1080
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,541
[as Ricardo] Hey, my baby.
1081
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,124
It's your lover.
1082
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:43,790
♪ A ella le gusta la gasolina ♪
1083
00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:48,457
♪ Dame más gasolina ♪
1084
00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:50,457
[echoing] I love you!
1085
00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:51,999
[suspenseful music playing]
1086
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,250
[tires squeal]
1087
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,874
[Jaze] We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.
1088
00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,124
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.
1089
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,915
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.
1090
00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:05,749
What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
1091
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,749
Pull it up, pull it up.
1092
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,332
[Mason] Please, please, Joe…
1093
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,582
Right there. Listen.
1094
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:15,457
I am El Rey de Miami.
1095
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,790
This is my city.
1096
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,124
His name? His name is…
1097
00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:21,541
Ricardo Montana.
1098
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,624
[Nick on video] …wingman…
1099
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,625
[Hunter] I really think…
1100
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,999
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Nick?
1101
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,999
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,
1102
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,582
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat… you sat this one out.
1103
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,290
It should just be us, you know?
1104
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,499
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.
1105
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
Okay.
1106
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,665
Nick, look, man, I get it.
1107
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,540
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,
1108
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,457
and because of that feeling, you know,
1109
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:52,249
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.
1110
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,249
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.
1111
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,874
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.
1112
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,207
- Like a career, you know?
- Yeah.
1113
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,290
Yeah, well, I know what I… I'm gonna do.
1114
00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:02,791
- Okay.
- I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.
1115
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,915
Ah, that's a hard C.
1116
00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:08,374
I don't think I really need help,
though… Nick.
1117
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,416
Oh,
1118
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,999
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.
1119
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,957
Well, mine's was a K.
1120
00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,499
Whatever, man. I'm good.
1121
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,125
- Oh.
- My life is gonna be lit.
1122
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,957
- Well, mine too, buddy.
- Yeah?
1123
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,540
- Lit-y.
- Great.
1124
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:21,957
- Okay.
- Cool.
1125
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,165
- Yeah.
- Huh.
1126
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:24,249
- [snorts]
- [scoffs]
1127
00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,457
- Tsk.
- Pfft.
1128
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,207
- All right.
- So we're good?
1129
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,332
Yeah.
1130
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,957
Uh. so maybe you just…
stay around here tonight, I mean?
1131
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:35,124
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?
1132
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,791
I don't ice my back.
1133
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,249
You know… you know what, Nick? I'm going.
1134
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,250
[upbeat salsa music playing]
1135
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,499
[Joe laughs] Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.
1136
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,582
- Wow!
- Medium well, please.
1137
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:50,707
Right, right, right, right.
1138
00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:57,540
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.
1139
00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,540
- The book.
- Oh shit.
1140
00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:00,915
[Mason] Nick, this is the… the…
1141
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:03,457
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.
1142
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,124
Oh, our first concert.
1143
00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:06,915
- The OutKast reunion!
- [Nick] Yes, bro.
1144
00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:09,999
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.
1145
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,249
You're about to get married.
1146
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,040
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.
1147
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:17,124
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.
1148
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,707
- I got you, bro. Love you, man.
- Thank you.
1149
00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,915
- [Hunter] Aw, that's a good gift.
- That's nice. Really nice.
1150
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,707
All your memories are in that book?
1151
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,707
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?
1152
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:31,582
This is a physical representation
of who we are.
1153
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,124
Nick started it when we were 12.
1154
00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:36,082
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.
1155
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,082
- Can… can I take a look at it?
- I don't know if--
1156
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,499
- [Mason] Can you look?
- [Joe] Yeah.
1157
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,582
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be in this book.
1158
00:45:41,583 --> 00:45:43,165
- [Freshman chuckles]
- Well, that…
1159
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,624
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.
1160
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,749
It's incredible, actually.
1161
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,290
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.
1162
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,374
- [Mason] That's right.
- [Joe] Wow. Look at you guys.
1163
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,833
- Is this what Facebook was like?
- Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?
1164
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,750
Sure, Nick.
1165
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,875
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.
1166
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,957
- It's an old book, you know?
- Got it.
1167
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,041
[phone buzzing]
1168
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,207
- Sorry, give me… give me one second.
- [Mason] Oh, yeah, take your time.
1169
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,040
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out
1170
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:16,290
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.
1171
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:20,665
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,
1172
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,040
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.
1173
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,707
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.
1174
00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,332
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.
1175
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,707
Joe Nixon's back, baby!
1176
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,332
- Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
- Oh.
1177
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,457
You know, except--
1178
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,249
- Why'd you say "except?"
- There's no women in this footage.
1179
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,040
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.
1180
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,749
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?
1181
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,499
I was thinking about titties,
talking about…
1182
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,124
Terry's gonna want
the woman's perspective, you know?
1183
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,165
That's 50 percent of the customer base.
1184
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,207
- The female demo, yeah.
- Yes.
1185
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,707
So go find some Gen Z women.
1186
00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,457
- Shit.
- Okay, I gotta go.
1187
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:52,040
Hey, did you turn the oven on?
1188
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,499
No more dino nuggets!
1189
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,915
- We had dino nuggets…
- [laughs] Oh!
1190
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:59,582
[in Spanish] It's the Tiger,
Ricardo Montana!
1191
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,540
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.
1192
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:05,040
- Cold-blooded….
- Cold-blooded!
1193
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:11,333
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!
1194
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,874
- [stamps]
- Oh!
1195
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,915
Gracias.
1196
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,916
[exclaiming in Spanish]
1197
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,999
[suspenseful music playing]
1198
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,625
[in English] Please
take this away from me.
1199
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,333
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.
1200
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,208
[phone chimes]
1201
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,916
You fucking kidding me?
1202
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,625
- [tires screech]
- [horn blares]
1203
00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,291
[techno music playing in club]
1204
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,874
[Joe] I already know what you thinkin'.
1205
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:46,207
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?
1206
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,333
"Somebody normal."
1207
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,749
Wrong!
1208
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,832
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.
1209
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,915
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.
1210
00:47:54,916 --> 00:47:58,290
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.
1211
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,249
- Look, here's what you're gonna do.
- Yeah.
1212
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:02,124
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.
1213
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,999
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?
1214
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,832
Do something to start the conversation.
1215
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:10,040
- Oh, wow.
- Say, "I need help settling this debate."
1216
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,124
- This is like a master class.
- [Hunter] A debate?
1217
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,957
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Blacks versus whites.
1218
00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:14,915
[splutters]
1219
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:15,957
- What?
- Probably not.
1220
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:16,957
- No, man.
- [woman] Whoo!
1221
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:20,374
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?
1222
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,082
- Yeah.
- They're here, dawg.
1223
00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:23,624
- Six o'clock.
- No way.
1224
00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:26,165
- We gotta wait till six o'clock?
- No, six o'clock.
1225
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,083
[woman laughing]
1226
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
- Whoo! Cheers!
- ♪ Can't touch this… ♪
1227
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,332
- Hunter.
- Yeah?
1228
00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:33,415
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.
1229
00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:35,707
- Look at what I'm calling.
- I don't know what that means.
1230
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,457
- Follow me!
- Okay, got it.
1231
00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:39,125
[ominous music playing]
1232
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,666
- ¿Cómo está?
- [bouncer] Hey, what's goin' on?
1233
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,458
Have a good night. Enjoy.
1234
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,415
Ladies!
1235
00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,749
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.
1236
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,999
Oh, well, hi.
1237
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,040
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?
1238
00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:53,124
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.
1239
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,290
Bride. I don't know.
1240
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,415
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!
1241
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,582
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.
1242
00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,583
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.
1243
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,207
{\an8}- Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
- Hi.
1244
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,415
- Nice to meet you.
- Freshman?
1245
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,832
- Like, "Freshman" like school.
- Oh, I went to school too.
1246
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,790
- I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
- What?
1247
00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:10,999
- I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
- No! Absolutely not.
1248
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,665
I called the play. I called the play! Go.
1249
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,000
All right, here we go.
1250
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,540
- You.
- Me?
1251
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,040
I've been watching you dance.
1252
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,832
I also have a big penis.
1253
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,665
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?
1254
00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:26,457
Yeah, I'm just gonna… I'm sorry, I don't.
1255
00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:27,957
- I'm Hunter. How are you?
- Scarlett.
1256
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,582
- You never bail. Shit.
- [clattering]
1257
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:30,874
- Hi.
- Oh, hello.
1258
00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:32,999
- It's nice to meet you. [barks]
- How are you? Oh!
1259
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,499
- [chuckles] Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
1260
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,415
- [barking]
- [laughs] Oh, barking.
1261
00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,499
Yeah. Hey, Joe?
1262
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,791
- Yeah?
- I'll see you after.
1263
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,291
- Hey.
- Hi.
1264
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,457
How you doin'?
1265
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,374
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.
1266
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:49,165
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.
1267
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,707
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.
1268
00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:54,874
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then… then we're gonna fuck, right?
1269
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,249
No. No, we not.
1270
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,332
- Pull your dick out.
- What?
1271
00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,832
I can get to it if you want me to.
1272
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,790
- It's easy if I just put a leg up.
- Huh?
1273
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,624
- I have a condom on already.
- You got a what?
1274
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,625
[ominous music playing]
1275
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,290
- You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
- Okay.
1276
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,957
- Oh my gosh!
- Oh! Oh, that's okay.
1277
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,499
- We can save it.
- [bride] It's fine.
1278
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,165
- Let's just cheers now.
- [Mason] Okay.
1279
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,665
Don't spit that. Don't sp--
1280
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,790
- Hey, hey. Listen.
- Yeah.
1281
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:23,499
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.
1282
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,957
- Thank you.
- Means a lot. Come here, man.
1283
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,708
- All right.
- That's what grown men do.
1284
00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,582
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.
1285
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,916
He's gotta be here somewhere.
1286
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,707
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?
1287
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:44,790
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.
1288
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,999
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here
1289
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,999
that we're trying to have a boys' night.
1290
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,749
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.
1291
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,499
- The fuck?
- Come on, it'll be fun.
1292
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,915
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.
1293
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,457
- Yeah.
- [Joe] Have a little powwow.
1294
00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,374
- Y'all just give us a second.
- [woman 1] Okay.
1295
00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:59,415
With the guys. Will you back off?
1296
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625
- Please.
- Come on, baby.
1297
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,790
Come on, Hunter!
1298
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,457
- Whoo!
- [Freshman] Ha ha!
1299
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,665
- [Hunter] Yeah!
- Dang!
1300
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:15,790
- My life changed completely. So fast.
- You're on the plane. You gotta land it.
1301
00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:18,040
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.
1302
00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,124
- [Joe] Yes.
- Yeah.
1303
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,999
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.
1304
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,124
Oh, yeah.
1305
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,874
- Oh shit, yeah.
- If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.
1306
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,290
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,
1307
00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:30,290
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.
1308
00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:32,540
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.
1309
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:33,832
I know, but that's aggressive.
1310
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,833
[suspenseful music playing]
1311
00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,999
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.
1312
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,165
I'm not… I'm not…
I'm not fucking either, Mase.
1313
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:48,832
- You're not?
- So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.
1314
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:51,499
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.
1315
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,082
- [all] Yes?
- We're in.
1316
00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:54,457
[squealing]
1317
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,458
- [squeal echoing]
- [ominous music playing]
1318
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,124
- No--
- [echoing] We'll go in the stretch limo.
1319
00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:01,291
[Joe] I know!
1320
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,875
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.
1321
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,125
[Joe] Walk! Just go.
1322
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,207
- [woman 2] Lead the way!
- [phone rings]
1323
00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:20,832
- [woman 2] Wanna call your mama?
- [Joe] Take the bag. No, please…
1324
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,582
- [woman 2] Meet you in there, baby.
- [Joe] Get in the car, please!
1325
00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,124
- Hello?
- [Jennifer] Hey, babe.
1326
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,165
Hey… Hey!
1327
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,540
I think this is the wrong number.
1328
00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:30,457
- I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
- [Joe] Hah! I can explain that.
1329
00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,290
- I can, I can give you--
- No, thank you.
1330
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:33,707
Um, I'm just calling you back.
1331
00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,207
Unless now's not a good time.
1332
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:37,582
No. No, no, no. No!
This… this is a great time.
1333
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,290
- Joe! Come on!
- [thud]
1334
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:41,124
[woman 2] Hurry up. Get your dick in here!
1335
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,707
[barking]
1336
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,374
- Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
- Who is that?
1337
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,415
I'm in the v… I'm in the big van.
1338
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:48,957
[Jennifer] Who the fuck is that?
1339
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:52,332
Oh, who's that? You… No. Ah. That's, um…
1340
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,665
Hunter… So this…
1341
00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,582
[chuckles] It's crazy. He broke up--
1342
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,499
- [woman 2] Whether you like it or not?
- [beep]
1343
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,165
You're gonna give me that dick!
1344
00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,790
No dick for you.
1345
00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:01,832
- [beep]
- You there?
1346
00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:04,249
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could… Give me…
1347
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,040
Give me, like…
give me, like, a quick minute.
1348
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,540
- Let me deal with some stuff real quick--
- No.
1349
00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:12,374
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.
1350
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:14,040
- I can't.
- What? Why would you say that?
1351
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,165
- You are the priority.
- I'm not.
1352
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:19,374
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.
1353
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,207
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.
1354
00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:24,957
- I'll be gone when you get back.
- No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.
1355
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:26,625
- [disconnection tone]
- That's…
1356
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,333
[woman 2] Baby,
you done with your phone call?
1357
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,833
[Latin hip-hop music playing in limo]
1358
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,416
[Mason] Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?
1359
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,166
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.
1360
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208
Okay, so… what are you gonna do about it?
1361
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,708
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.
1362
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,124
I got the perfect thing.
1363
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,374
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz
1364
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,790
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?
1365
00:53:52,791 --> 00:53:57,250
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?
1366
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,999
Sure.
1367
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,208
Do you love this woman?
1368
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,874
Yes.
1369
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:05,124
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
1370
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,707
Don't think, just answer.
1371
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,791
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
1372
00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,499
Yes.
1373
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,041
You passed the test.
1374
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,457
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the…
1375
00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,499
No, the test had like, a hundred questions
1376
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,499
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.
1377
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,707
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.
1378
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:27,374
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.
1379
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,332
Mmm.
1380
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:34,040
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?
1381
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:36,415
Go home and tell her that you love her,
1382
00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,166
that you wanna be with her forever.
1383
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,916
I promise you, if she is the right one,
1384
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,333
she will take you as you are.
1385
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,375
Wow.
1386
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583
- [poignant music playing]
- How old are you again?
1387
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:51,750
[clicks tongue and chuckles]
1388
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:55,040
- [Hunter] Well, I got it.
- Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?
1389
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,374
- [Scarlett] A shot!
- [bride] Yes!
1390
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:57,749
I'm not getting married, guys!
1391
00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:01,082
- So I can still have some fun. Come on!
- [cheering]
1392
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,165
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1393
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,499
- [woman 2] Yeah!
- [bride] Whoo!
1394
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,165
You guys should talk, man.
1395
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:09,749
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
1396
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,832
- Whoo! I like that. I like that.
- Yeah!
1397
00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:15,332
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's… it's pretty amazing.
1398
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,999
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,
1399
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,207
that's the stuff worth fighting for.
1400
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:24,082
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.
1401
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,458
I hope so.
1402
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,290
Hey, I've been meanin', uh…
to talk to you about somethin'.
1403
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:33,165
- Yeah.
- It's a little, um… work-related.
1404
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,041
[yawning] Uh-huh.
1405
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,582
- [woman 2] Hi! All out of beverage.
- [bride] We're doing shots.
1406
00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:40,124
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.
1407
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,540
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.
1408
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:45,582
I have some for you.
[echoing] Glug-glug-glug.
1409
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:49,082
That last shot, though,
I think I might have… made a mistake.
1410
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,499
- [giggles]
- Guys, it's all spinning.
1411
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,749
- [Nick] You gonna take care of me…
- What's goin' on?
1412
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,415
[Hunter] This car is so long.
1413
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:56,916
- [suspenseful music playing]
- Hey.
1414
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:58,457
[mumbles]
1415
00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,207
[bride] What, baby?
What you worried about?
1416
00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,916
[slurring] Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.
1417
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,082
[echoing] I know you fucking lying…
1418
00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:14,000
You fucking lying… lying…
1419
00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,665
[echoing] Night-night, bitch.
1420
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,666
[laughter echoing]
1421
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,916
[music fades]
1422
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,250
[seabirds calling]
1423
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,875
[Mason coughing]
1424
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:42,250
[Nick groans]
1425
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,874
[Mason] Yo, is everybody okay?
1426
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:45,957
[Hunter] I think so.
1427
00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,582
[Mason] Shit!
1428
00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:50,208
They stole my phone and my wallet.
1429
00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,665
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.
1430
00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:54,625
[Nick] Wait, what?
1431
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,082
What the fuck? Wait, they…
1432
00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,582
- They fucking robbed us, man.
- [Mason] That's what I just said.
1433
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,582
[Nick] I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.
1434
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:05,374
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.
1435
00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:07,832
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.
1436
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:09,415
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1437
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:11,583
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.
1438
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,624
- Freshman, the girls robbed us.
- Huh?
1439
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,999
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.
1440
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,082
Girls can be bad?
1441
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,083
Wait. Wait, wait.
1442
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,958
Where's the book, dude?
1443
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:23,958
The fucking book, guys.
1444
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,290
They stole the fucking book, man.
1445
00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:29,540
- They took the fucking book, Joe!
- I'm sorry.
1446
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,624
- This big excursion, so fun, man.
- I'm sorry.
1447
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:35,291
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!
1448
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,457
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?
1449
00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:41,665
- We don't even know where we are.
- We could be in fucking Cuba.
1450
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:42,665
We're not in Cuba.
1451
00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:46,041
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?
1452
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,832
Come on, on your feet. Let's just…
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.
1453
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:53,833
["(I Got) So Much Trouble in My Mind"
by Sir Joe Quarterman playing]
1454
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,666
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
1455
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,625
♪ Give me the strength to carry on… ♪
1456
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,291
[Freshman] Hey, Joe, this a beach.
1457
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,374
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.
1458
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:09,791
♪ Think about it ♪
1459
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:13,583
♪ I think about it, I think about it… ♪
1460
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,374
[Hunter] Tiny-ass island.
1461
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:18,457
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.
1462
00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,207
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.
1463
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,415
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.
1464
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,915
No, Freshman, just eat each other.
1465
00:58:24,916 --> 00:58:26,790
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.
1466
00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,750
- [Nick] You will be the first one.
- [Joe] I'm not…
1467
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,582
- [Nick] Shit.
- [Joe] Hold on.
1468
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,582
- [Freshman and Mason] What?
- A boat. Look.
1469
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:34,291
- There's a boat!
- [all] Hey! Hey!
1470
00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:38,082
- [Freshman] Hey.
- [Hunter] Hey, sir.
1471
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,707
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1472
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,915
- [click]
- What the hell? Where did you come from?
1473
00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:43,415
Have you been watching us?
1474
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,832
Yeah, from… from over there.
1475
00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:47,582
Look, it's an emergency.
These women… girls, rather,
1476
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:50,207
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?
1477
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,124
Self-respect.
1478
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:52,957
- Bad people.
- Pretty people, though.
1479
00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:56,458
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.
1480
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:00,083
[dramatic music playing]
1481
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,540
[man 1 shouting on deck]
Twist it, twist it!
1482
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,290
[man 2] If it's there, we breathe in!
1483
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:05,874
[heavy footsteps]
1484
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,957
- [man 1] Yeah! It stinks…
- Tell you what, man.
1485
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,124
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.
1486
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,915
If that fisherman hadn't been there--
1487
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,290
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.
1488
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,457
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?
1489
00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,915
- We're on a boat.
- No, I know we're on a boat, man.
1490
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,124
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.
1491
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,124
- What is all this fucking shit?
- Probably fish.
1492
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,290
- [Mason] Let's just open it.
- [Nick] It should be fish.
1493
00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:27,332
[Hunter] It's not fish.
Why would it be locked up?
1494
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:28,750
- [Nick] Okay.
- [Mason sighs]
1495
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,332
[Nick] Wh… what is that?
1496
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,290
Pool noodle?
1497
00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,582
- Freshly used.
- It's not a pool noodle.
1498
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,874
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the…
1499
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,415
- [squelching]
- In the pool.
1500
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,874
- Heavier than they normally would be.
- [Nick] What's so funny?
1501
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,290
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?
1502
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,082
[Freshman] The boxes say
"Kujira no penisu."
1503
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,374
What language is that? What?
1504
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,874
- [Freshman] Every box is in Japanese.
- You can read Japanese?
1505
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,915
- [Freshman] Yeah.
- What do you mean, "yeah"?
1506
00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,665
- I'm a hyperpolyglot.
- You're a what?
1507
00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,957
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.
1508
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,374
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?
1509
00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:59,957
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.
1510
00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:02,207
- [Joe] You couldn't start with that?
- [Mason] Hey, relax.
1511
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:05,457
- Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
- There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.
1512
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,415
- These are extremely valuable.
- [Nick] What?
1513
01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,290
There's a whole black market
to sell these.
1514
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,832
- They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
- How do you know?
1515
01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:14,249
- Did you study whale dicks?
- Briefly, online.
1516
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:16,040
- Is this illegal?
- They're fucking smugglers.
1517
01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:17,332
- I told you!
- [Nick] Sh, sh!
1518
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:18,374
- [footsteps]
- Sh, sh, sh!
1519
01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:19,457
[helicopter hovering]
1520
01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:21,707
[dramatic music playing]
1521
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,665
[woman] This is the US Coast Guard.
1522
01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,249
Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.
1523
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:27,915
[man 1] Board this, asshole!
1524
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,499
- [Hunter] We gotta get outta here now.
- [Joe] Do not go out there.
1525
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,290
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,
1526
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,582
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.
1527
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:38,040
- [man 1] They're not getting my penises!
- [gunshot]
1528
01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:39,875
[gunfire]
1529
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,665
Do not fucking move.
1530
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:46,249
- Don't move? They're shooting!
- I don't give a shit what they do.
1531
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,999
- [Nick] I don't wanna get shot.
- You'll get shot if you go up there.
1532
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,040
We're gonna stay here.
1533
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,165
- [Freshman] Hey.
- Stay here.
1534
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,416
[woman] Drop your weapons
and put your hands up.
1535
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,290
[man 1] Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?
1536
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,374
- [gunfire]
- [Joe] Listen.
1537
01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:59,040
- [man 1] Whoo!
- They jumped off the boat.
1538
01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:00,832
- [Nick] What do you mean?
- They jumped off!
1539
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:04,500
- So who's driving the fucking boat?
- There's no one driving the fucking boat.
1540
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,749
[Nick] Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!
1541
01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:10,040
- [Freshman yelps]
- [Nick] Oh no!
1542
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,082
- Go, go!
- [Mason] Get the fuck out!
1543
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:14,040
- [Nick] What? Oh shit.
- [Mason] Get the fuck out!
1544
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,790
- [all yelling]
- [Nick] I got it.
1545
01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,374
Okay, I got it.
1546
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:18,332
[Joe] Oh!
1547
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,707
- Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
- Okay.
1548
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,624
- Turn it?
- Hurry up!
1549
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,707
- [Joe] And push.
- Come on!
1550
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,832
- It ain't opening!
- Sorry!
1551
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:26,457
- I'm really sorry.
- What are you sorry about? Get it open!
1552
01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:28,999
- We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
- No.
1553
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,999
- What?
- Can't do three.
1554
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,374
- [Nick] What?
- I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.
1555
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:33,707
- Okay, fine. Fuck!
- You ready?
1556
01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,665
One, two, three, four.
1557
01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:36,957
- [metal grinding]
- [Nick groans]
1558
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,249
- [Joe] I told you.
- [Nick] Yes!
1559
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,832
- All my life.
- I've never done on four.
1560
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,207
- I can't.
- I've only done three.
1561
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:43,249
- I've never been able to do three.
- Go!
1562
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,832
- Go!
- Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.
1563
01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,749
- [Hunter] Wait for me.
- [Joe] Grab a whale dick!
1564
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:48,583
Swim to the beach.
1565
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,332
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
1566
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,750
- I got a dick.
- Grab a dick!
1567
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,874
- [music fades]
- [Joe] It's good these things float.
1568
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,665
[Freshman] They way better
than pool noodles.
1569
01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:02,749
- [Mason] I just need to lay down.
- [Hunter] I swallowed so much water.
1570
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,583
[Nick] I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.
1571
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,290
[Freshman sighs] I'm so thirsty.
1572
01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:10,582
[Mason sighs]
1573
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:12,875
[all groaning]
1574
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:17,082
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.
1575
01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:19,165
- Without these dicks, we don't make it.
- Hey, Joe.
1576
01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:20,540
- [Joe] Yeah?
- There's a jellyfish.
1577
01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,290
[Joe] Oh, shit!
Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.
1578
01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:25,082
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.
1579
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,249
- Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
- What?
1580
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,832
- [Hunter] I think it got you.
- Joe.
1581
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,457
- It got who?
- [Nick] Your face!
1582
01:02:29,458 --> 01:02:31,165
- It got me on the fuckin' face?
- [all] Oh!
1583
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,749
- [Hunter] Oh, my God!
- [Mason] Oh, shit!
1584
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,207
[all wailing]
1585
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,249
- Do you feel anything?
- Guys, I think it got me!
1586
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,082
- [Mason] Yeah, no, we know!
- It got me!
1587
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,457
- Use the dick.
- What?
1588
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:42,290
- The dick has healing properties.
- Is it fuckin' swollen?
1589
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,957
- If you put your face on it, it will help.
- No! No!
1590
01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:47,499
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.
1591
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,290
That's bullshit, man!
1592
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:52,750
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.
1593
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,457
[Joe] Whatever it is,
it's numbing it a little.
1594
01:02:57,458 --> 01:02:59,875
[all laughing helplessly]
1595
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,665
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.
1596
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:07,040
- Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
- [Nick] That whale will never forget you!
1597
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,749
Okay, that's not…
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.
1598
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:12,040
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.
1599
01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,124
I need ginger.
1600
01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,999
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,
1601
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,999
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.
1602
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,333
God, it fuckin' hurts.
1603
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,374
That got pretty epic back there,
1604
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:23,165
but… we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.
1605
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:25,666
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.
1606
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,250
I was thinking, um…
1607
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,374
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.
1608
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,833
Say that again?
1609
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:37,374
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.
1610
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:39,415
So I want you there on my big day. Please.
1611
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:42,457
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?
1612
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,915
- All right. Let's--
- I mean that.
1613
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,207
- Let's go get you some Benadryl.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1614
01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:49,082
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.
1615
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,957
[man] I send you out all night
and you come back with nothing?
1616
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,249
What is this guy, a ghost?
1617
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,665
There's too many people
on the streets talking.
1618
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:58,249
If word gets out that it's okay
to steal from me?
1619
01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,165
- Fuck no.
- Stop.
1620
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,290
- I want my drugs back. Tonight.
- Go back.
1621
01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:02,332
Stop.
1622
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,957
- Fuck! There he is.
- What?
1623
01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:06,790
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.
1624
01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:09,207
- Pull up the address.
- He's renting one of our properties?
1625
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,749
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.
1626
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:14,665
And you didn't recognize him?
What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
1627
01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,624
He's a fucking dead man.
1628
01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:18,625
[upbeat salsa music playing]
1629
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,166
[group groaning]
1630
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,457
- [Mason] Unbelievable.
- [shoes thud]
1631
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:27,250
[Hunter] Holy shit, my feet hurt.
1632
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,624
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?
1633
01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,957
[Nick groans]
1634
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,249
- [Hunter] Thanks.
- [Joe] Mm-hmm.
1635
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,915
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.
1636
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,124
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.
1637
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:39,124
[Joe] It's a good idea, Mason.
A real good idea.
1638
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,665
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.
1639
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:44,124
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?
1640
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:45,416
[suspenseful music playing]
1641
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,124
Ohh… Oh, that's right.
1642
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,125
What is this?
1643
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,374
- [Hunter] What's up?
- "Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?
1644
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,540
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?
1645
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,082
This is a fucking marketing campaign?
1646
01:04:58,083 --> 01:05:00,999
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.
1647
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,082
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.
1648
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:06,415
Bro, look at the angle on this.
1649
01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:08,624
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!
1650
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,124
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.
1651
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:15,790
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored
1652
01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:18,165
that you commodified our life
just to sell shit?
1653
01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:20,999
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?
1654
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,040
I feel violated.
1655
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:24,790
- Hunter…
- You exploited us without our consent!
1656
01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,540
For your own personal shit.
1657
01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:27,957
You're a monster, Joe.
1658
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:28,957
Now, that's enough.
1659
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,374
That is enough!
1660
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,958
- I'm not a monster!
- [Freshman] Joe.
1661
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,165
I don't feel Miami no more, man.
1662
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,832
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.
1663
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,583
You still in Miami.
1664
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,625
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.
1665
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,416
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.
1666
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,874
- [scoffs]
- Fuck you, Joe.
1667
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,208
Fuck me? I'm… I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.
1668
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,708
Almost.
1669
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:59,416
[sighs heavily] This is crazy, guys.
1670
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,249
- I trusted you, man.
- [Joe] Hey. Hey.
1671
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,332
Out of all people, you…
you the one that should be on my side.
1672
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,915
After what you said, remember?
1673
01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:11,625
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
1674
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,457
Did you not say that to me?
1675
01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:16,208
I know he's all drugged up.
1676
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,457
There's no way you said that to him.
1677
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,499
[poignant music playing]
1678
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,166
- [Joe] Tell him, Mason.
- Right?
1679
01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,791
Yeah.
1680
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,915
Yeah, you know what, Nick?
1681
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,457
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.
1682
01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:35,540
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?
1683
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:38,249
It was just nice
1684
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:41,707
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged
1685
01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:45,290
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.
1686
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:49,040
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.
1687
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:52,624
- That's how I show you--
- I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.
1688
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,749
Let it land.
1689
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,750
- Shut up, Joe!
- Shut the fuck up, Joe!
1690
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,333
- Fair.
- You know what?
1691
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,540
- Your little project?
- Don't do that.
1692
01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:02,582
- Mmm?
- Hey, uh, okay, Nick?
1693
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,457
- I'm gonna tell you this one time.
- Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?
1694
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:08,790
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.
1695
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:11,290
- Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
- [Joe] No, Nick, no--
1696
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,415
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?
1697
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:15,665
Goddamn it! You done did it.
1698
01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:16,874
Ah, shit!
1699
01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:19,457
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.
1700
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,458
You…
1701
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,540
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?
1702
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,582
You a bad person, Joe.
1703
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,957
Yeah, you better walk away.
1704
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,707
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.
1705
01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:35,166
[scoffs] I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?
1706
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,833
Joe, you gotta leave, man.
1707
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,750
[poignant music playing]
1708
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,832
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
1709
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:53,332
Well, my name is still on that contract.
1710
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,666
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?
1711
01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,833
[lively Latin pop music playing in bar]
1712
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,958
Mmm.
1713
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:06,791
Aah.
1714
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,415
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.
1715
01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:12,915
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?
1716
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,666
Having such a bad day.
1717
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:17,915
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.
1718
01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,207
Can't pay for shit.
1719
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:21,249
- God damn.
- What'd you just say?
1720
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,249
- Hmm?
- You said you can't pay for this?
1721
01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:25,541
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.
1722
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,540
[woman] Whoo!
1723
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,708
Whoo! Yeah!
1724
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,915
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
1725
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:39,458
[dramatic salsa music playing]
1726
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,625
- [woman laughs]
- [man] Hey!
1727
01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:44,250
[grunts]
1728
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,540
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!
1729
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,165
[women] Shots! Shots! Shots!
1730
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:51,999
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!
1731
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,999
They're fuckin' robbers!
1732
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,458
Don't trust them!
1733
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,290
Aah!
1734
01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:08,040
I was having…
1735
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:09,165
[Joe] Aah!
1736
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:11,540
[grunting] Aah!
1737
01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:13,790
- [bride] Hey, what the fuck was that?
- [Joe] Yah!
1738
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,665
- Oh, shit!
- Surprise, bitches!
1739
01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,832
- Guess who's back from Roofie Island?
- [tires screech]
1740
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,790
- [all exclaiming]
- Oh my God!
1741
01:09:19,791 --> 01:09:21,540
- Everybody stay still!
- What the fuck?
1742
01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:25,249
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!
1743
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,290
- What, man?
- [Joe] No!
1744
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,165
- Oh, fuck!
- [Joe] Don't you fucking drink that!
1745
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,999
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!
1746
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,416
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.
1747
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,832
He drank it.
1748
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,665
- Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
- He's smashed.
1749
01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:39,040
- Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
- He just looks like that!
1750
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,665
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!
1751
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,207
- Fuck this shit! I'm out.
- No, no…
1752
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:46,207
[Joe] You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.
1753
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,124
- Put somethin' on his system.
- Noted!
1754
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,833
[Joe] Get him some fuckin' water!
1755
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,540
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.
1756
01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,582
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.
1757
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,124
Easy way is real simple.
1758
01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:00,291
Give us our shit.
1759
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,041
You mean
1760
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,832
our shit, yeah?
1761
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,040
- Oh, you want it?
- Well!
1762
01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:09,040
- Somebody's smart about their choice.
- Want it?
1763
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:12,540
["Victory Lap" by Fred again..,
Skepta & PlaqueBoyMax playing]
1764
01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:14,124
[echoing groan]
1765
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,708
[Joe] Oh, shit!
1766
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,582
Get off! Get off of me!
1767
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,000
Man, shut the fuck up!
1768
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,249
- Get his ass! Fuck him up.
- [woman 2] Get out! Get the fuck out!
1769
01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:24,999
- Y'all tryin' to kill me?
- Get the fuck out!
1770
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,041
[Joe wailing]
1771
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,874
- Get the fuck out!
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
1772
01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:30,999
[Scarlett shrieks]
1773
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:31,999
[all yelp]
1774
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,374
♪ But now we're on stage
And a milli gets made ♪
1775
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:36,040
♪ I need that, I need that, Greaze… ♪
1776
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,875
- Yes!
- Sit your ass down!
1777
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,000
I'll fuck you up!
1778
01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,958
[slowed-down yelling]
1779
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,040
- [groans]
- [Joe] What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
1780
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,166
You die!
1781
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,500
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!
1782
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,458
[woman 2 screams] I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?
1783
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,999
[screaming]
1784
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,083
[Joe] Fuck you, bitches!
1785
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,374
[slowed] Oh, shit!
1786
01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:04,290
[screaming]
1787
01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:07,082
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!
1788
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,083
[slowed-down yelling]
1789
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:16,707
[tires screeching]
1790
01:11:16,708 --> 01:11:18,250
[shrieking and groaning]
1791
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,624
[screaming]
1792
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:25,707
♪ Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky
Plug said he want 16 for the pound ♪
1793
01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:27,624
♪ But I'm tryna get it
Under a rack like Saudi ♪
1794
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,958
- ♪ Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy ♪
- [bride] Get his ass!
1795
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,832
- ♪ Grills like Foreman ♪
- [Joe] I'm getting the fuck out of here!
1796
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,375
- [driver] Watch out! Oh!
- [women yelling]
1797
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:37,791
Get over here!
1798
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,915
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!
1799
01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,124
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!
1800
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,374
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!
1801
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,540
♪ I need that, I need that
I need that, I need that ♪
1802
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,290
I got your scrapbook back.
1803
01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:57,290
- It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'--
- [all yelling]
1804
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,957
What the fuck are you doing?
1805
01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:01,249
- I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
- Thought I was who?
1806
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,165
Drug guys, man.
1807
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,790
- What?
- [Freshman] They took Mason!
1808
01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,665
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?
1809
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,624
- The wedding?
- Yeah.
1810
01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,624
- There was four of us, now three?
- I know Mason.
1811
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,499
- Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
- I know who the fuck Mason is!
1812
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,999
- They took him!
- I'm losing a lotta patience with you.
1813
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,915
- With me? You made us drug dealers!
- Yes.
1814
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:19,665
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.
1815
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:22,665
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin
1816
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:24,249
trying to move into their territory.
1817
01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:26,707
- Who thinks that?
- They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.
1818
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:29,374
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.
1819
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:30,957
- What drugs?
- Yeah, "What drugs?"
1820
01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,457
Yeah, what drug…
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?
1821
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:37,374
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.
1822
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,415
- I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
- [Nick] You did!
1823
01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:41,999
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,
1824
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,082
they're gonna kill Mason.
1825
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:45,415
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.
1826
01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:48,082
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.
1827
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,707
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.
1828
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,999
You sound like fuckin' idiots!
1829
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,625
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the…
1830
01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:58,790
[gasps]
1831
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,999
- [Hunter] Careful.
- [Joe] The jet skis!
1832
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,791
- When you go down the stairs, make a left.
- [Freshman] Come on, come on!
1833
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,540
- [Hunter] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Joe] Oh, God.
1834
01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:09,290
- [Hunter] Over here, over here.
- [Freshman] How you open it?
1835
01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:10,874
- [Nick groans]
- [Hunter] Oh, the front.
1836
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,332
- Hold the top.
- Oh! Oh!
1837
01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:14,915
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.
1838
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:17,625
- I don't know about that math, man.
- Guys, what is it?
1839
01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,124
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.
1840
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:21,375
Bunch of it, man.
1841
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,832
- [Nick] Oh, shit.
- [dialing]
1842
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:26,707
[outgoing call ringing]
1843
01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:27,958
[man] You bitches have my drugs?
1844
01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,499
Yes, but… but listen, we… we have them,
1845
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:32,957
but I just wanna tell you that we--
1846
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:33,958
Who's this?
1847
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,458
Um… This is Joe Nixon.
1848
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,665
I told you
I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.
1849
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,832
Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.
1850
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:44,707
- [Nick] Oh, my…
- Okay, so here's the thing--
1851
01:13:44,708 --> 01:13:45,874
[hangs up]
1852
01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:48,249
- Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
- Oh, my…
1853
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,874
Oh, fuck, no.
1854
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,833
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call…
call him back and be Ricardo.
1855
01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:55,291
- It's not that easy.
- Just call Ricardo.
1856
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,707
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.
1857
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,915
- [Hunter] Chill out.
- It's not a different guy. It's a…
1858
01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:02,707
- It's him.
- What?
1859
01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,540
- [Nick] Just--
- Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.
1860
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,832
- Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
- He's inside of him?
1861
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,957
- It sounded weird.
- Wait.
1862
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,790
It's not voluntary.
1863
01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:13,500
All right?
It only happens if I… if I do the shit.
1864
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,208
What?
1865
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,583
Okay, so…
1866
01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,749
[both sniff]
1867
01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,540
[tense music playing]
1868
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,207
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.
1869
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:28,375
- Come on, Joe, it's just… it's just coke.
- Yep, just get in there.
1870
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,291
[sighs] For Mason.
1871
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,582
Oh. [sighs]
1872
01:14:37,583 --> 01:14:38,708
[snorts]
1873
01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,041
- Whew!
- Oh.
1874
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,916
[Joe] Hah!
1875
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:44,707
- Whoo!
- Did it work?
1876
01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:46,458
Yeah, are you… are you Ricardo?
1877
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,250
God, please speak Spanish.
1878
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,999
- [Joe groans]
- [Freshman] You wanna salsa yet?
1879
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,832
- [Nick] Buenos… buenos días.
- [sighs]
1880
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,499
Hola, Ricardo?
1881
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,374
Hola? ¿Cómo estás?
1882
01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:58,500
[tense music playing]
1883
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,749
No, still Joe.
1884
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,832
- [Nick] Fuck!
- Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.
1885
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,082
Um… Do more.
1886
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:05,999
- Yeah.
- What?
1887
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,832
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.
1888
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:11,040
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.
1889
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,415
- No. No.
- Wait. What if Joe dies?
1890
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,374
That's a good point.
1891
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,957
What if Joe dies?
What if Mason dies, dawg?
1892
01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:18,582
- You gotta just do it.
- I didn't put anything on my stomach.
1893
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,874
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.
1894
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,665
- Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
- Do more!
1895
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,999
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.
1896
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,665
- Then after that, another beat.
- A beat?
1897
01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,207
- If I don't…
- What's he talking about?
1898
01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,999
- What are you talking about?
- Do more, man!
1899
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,457
- No, you gotta--
- Hey, fuck it.
1900
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,665
- You're doing more cocaine.
- [Joe] No, no! Oh!
1901
01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:35,374
- Do it!
- [Joe] Oh, fuck!
1902
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,999
- [sneezing]
- Oh. Oh!
1903
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,165
[squeaks]
1904
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:39,915
[wheezes]
1905
01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:41,208
What the fuck was that?
1906
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,540
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.
1907
01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:45,124
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?
1908
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,665
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.
1909
01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:49,624
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?
1910
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,541
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's--
1911
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:54,833
[dramatic music playing]
1912
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,291
[Nick gasps]
1913
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,458
- [Freshman gasps]
- Oh, shit.
1914
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,791
Where did he get glasses from?
1915
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:18,708
[clicks tongue]
1916
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,333
[Hunter] Did it work?
1917
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,791
Are you Ricardo?
1918
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:25,499
[Joe sniffs]
1919
01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,999
- [Freshman] Is he all right?
- Something happened. I don't know.
1920
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,082
- [Nick] Say something.
- [Hunter] How you feelin'?
1921
01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:31,250
- Did you--
- ¡Cállate!
1922
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,208
We was trying to call you, man.
1923
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,583
Enough.
1924
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,374
Dial the fucking number.
1925
01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,582
- Okay.
- [Hunter] Dial it.
1926
01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,290
- Yeah. Okay.
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
1927
01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:45,499
- What?
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
1928
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,415
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.
1929
01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:48,582
[tense music playing]
1930
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,665
- "Peaker" phone. There ya go.
- [outgoing call rings]
1931
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,165
- [clicks tongue]
- [drug boss] This better be Ricardo.
1932
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,166
Sí.
1933
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,375
And you are?
1934
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,124
We both know who I am.
Do you have my drugs?
1935
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,750
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
1936
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,124
- No, we have them.
- It depends.
1937
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,624
Depends on if you have my niño.
1938
01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:07,999
That's "boy."
1939
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,790
- Hmm?
- I have your niño.
1940
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:10,875
Listen.
1941
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,957
You listen good.
1942
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:14,749
Oh, he's… he's negotiating.
1943
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:18,250
If there is one scratch… on him,
1944
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,707
one scratch,
1945
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,374
you and me, we gon' have a problem.
1946
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:24,915
Big problem.
1947
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,332
Hmm?
1948
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:30,666
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.
1949
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,124
You hear me?
1950
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,915
Why don't I just kill him now?
1951
01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:36,750
Fuck.
1952
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,082
[Joe] I'll tell you why!
1953
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:40,790
Because you no want no war.
1954
01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,375
I want war.
1955
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,415
I love war.
1956
01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:48,332
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?
1957
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,208
Hmm?
1958
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,499
I already partner with the yakuza.
1959
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,874
They with me today.
1960
01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,457
- No! Why are you saying that?
- Hmm.
1961
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,915
You're full of shit.
I already have a deal with the yakuza.
1962
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:59,207
I no lie!
1963
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:04,333
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?
1964
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:06,749
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.
1965
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,999
Why are you doing this, man? No.
1966
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:09,875
Yakuza.
1967
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,583
Speak.
1968
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,958
[in Japanese] Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.
1969
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:19,458
Boom.
1970
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,041
Like a big bomb go off.
1971
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,458
So now you listen to me.
1972
01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:28,416
We are going to do a trade.
1973
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:32,624
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.
1974
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,166
- Hey, maybe you should--
- Hey.
1975
01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,499
- I would just--
- Yah!
1976
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,415
Oh!
1977
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:39,540
- What the fuck, dude?
- [Joe] Enough.
1978
01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:41,040
Slapped the fuck outta you.
1979
01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:42,165
Silence.
1980
01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:43,291
Oh!
1981
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,415
Do we have a deal?
1982
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:46,750
- Ow! What?
- [Joe] Huh?
1983
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,582
Sending you a location.
1984
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:49,540
- Aah.
- Oh, yes.
1985
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:52,707
You make the right decision.
1986
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,749
I'm looking forward to settling
who the true king of Miami is.
1987
01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:58,582
And I look forward to fucking your mother.
1988
01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:00,374
- What the fuck, man?
- Wait a minute.
1989
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:02,540
- [Hunter] Too far.
- What is that?
1990
01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:04,999
- [Hunter] Ricardo!
- Don't fuck with Ricardo.
1991
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,249
- That's great.
- [phone buzzes]
1992
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,957
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.
1993
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:08,957
Oh, it's an address.
1994
01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:11,332
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.
1995
01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,374
Get all of the drugs and just get out--
1996
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,333
Wait!
1997
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,207
[dramatic music playing]
1998
01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:17,500
[sniffs]
1999
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,208
Hmm.
2000
01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:20,915
[sniffs]
2001
01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:22,208
This is good.
2002
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,083
If we are going to party,
2003
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,416
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.
2004
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,208
And you, well, you will do the same.
2005
01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,750
Hmm?
2006
01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,958
♪ Estoy ♪
2007
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,375
♪ El camino ♪
2008
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,625
- Aah!
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2009
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,333
¡Vamos!
2010
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,207
Vamos, yeah. I don't know.
2011
01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,458
♪ Hang on, I be gettin' to the money ♪
2012
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,625
♪ Everybody mad ♪
2013
01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:54,500
♪ Think I'm gettin' too much money ♪
2014
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,791
♪ Everybody mad ♪
2015
01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:01,416
♪ The same ol' nigga from the block ♪
2016
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,333
♪ The same old nigga with the pot ♪
2017
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,082
♪ The same old nigga from the trap ♪
2018
01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:10,540
♪ Everybody hated on him
Then he bounced right back ♪
2019
01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:13,374
♪ I done spent
A whole lotta time overseas ♪
2020
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,332
♪ Doublin' my money
'Cause you know I want cheese ♪
2021
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,915
♪ I been in my hometown
Playin' with the keys ♪
2022
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:22,165
♪ When they fell off the boat
Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize ♪
2023
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:25,082
♪ I know it's a whole lotta niggas
That was hatin' ♪
2024
01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:29,249
♪ All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's ♪
2025
01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:30,249
[music stops]
2026
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,125
[tense music playing]
2027
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:33,583
[Mason whimpers]
2028
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,790
- Ricardo, you good? You okay?
- [Joe] Hmm?
2029
01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:41,290
No. The fucking coke wore off.
2030
01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:42,790
- What?
- I can feel my goddamn teeth.
2031
01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:44,749
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.
2032
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:45,832
- It's gone.
- [Nick] Got it.
2033
01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:49,165
- I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
- [Hunter] Do not take your dick out.
2034
01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,957
- It's long. They won't know what to do.
- Yo!
2035
01:20:50,958 --> 01:20:52,540
[all yelp]
2036
01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:55,375
- You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
- Just follow my lead.
2037
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:58,207
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.
2038
01:20:58,208 --> 01:20:59,957
[ominous music playing]
2039
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:00,875
Loco.
2040
01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:02,916
[Mason gasping]
2041
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,790
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!
2042
01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,041
Okay, okay.
2043
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,666
Papi's here.
2044
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,416
Game's over.
2045
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,083
- So.
- [sighs]
2046
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,333
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?
2047
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,374
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.
2048
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:24,000
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?
2049
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,458
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?
2050
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,957
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.
2051
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,582
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?
2052
01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:36,040
What kind of person are you?
2053
01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:38,665
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive
2054
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,124
because he was a little person?
2055
01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,665
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person
2056
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,165
with his fucking clothes on?
2057
01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:45,707
[Mason groans]
2058
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:48,165
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.
2059
01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:51,665
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
2060
01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:53,375
[thunder rumbles]
2061
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:55,833
It's a simple fucking question.
2062
01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:00,458
[music fades]
2063
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833
Why are you clapping?
2064
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,583
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give… give me a gun.
2065
01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,415
- [music resumes]
- [gun cocks]
2066
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,790
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.
2067
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:20,165
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.
2068
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,624
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.
2069
01:22:23,625 --> 01:22:25,416
[all screaming]
2070
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,875
- Oh my God!
- Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!
2071
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,499
Okay. All right.
2072
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,790
You wanna know the truth?
2073
01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:33,957
I'm nobody.
2074
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:37,374
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party
2075
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:39,040
because I'm… I'm scared.
2076
01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:41,333
- [poignant music playing]
- I'm scared to grow up, man.
2077
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,290
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.
2078
01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:46,458
It's some… it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.
2079
01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,749
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.
2080
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,832
My name is Joe Nixon.
2081
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:53,707
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.
2082
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,874
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.
2083
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:59,040
- We had no idea.
- [Hunter] No idea.
2084
01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:02,500
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.
2085
01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:06,957
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.
2086
01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:10,124
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,
2087
01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:11,583
and I'm scared.
2088
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,708
That's my truth.
2089
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,957
All this is because…
you had a midlife crisis?
2090
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,999
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said… I gave you more examples.
2091
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,624
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord
2092
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,165
with a shitty fucking accent?
2093
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:30,707
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?
2094
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,499
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana
2095
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,124
with a stupid fucking accent!
2096
01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,166
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?
2097
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,374
- What do you think you sound like?
- [Nick] Joe.
2098
01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:43,374
No.
2099
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:44,915
- [boss] Are you a fucking moron?
- No--
2100
01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:46,749
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,
2101
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,957
I… I do a really hilarious
African American accent.
2102
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,915
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?
2103
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:55,124
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.
2104
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:58,040
- That's… Okay, I get it.
- Are you a fuckin' moron?
2105
01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:01,249
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."
2106
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:03,250
[poignant music continues]
2107
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,083
[boss] I miss you, papi.
2108
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:17,875
[thunder rumbling]
2109
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,708
[boss inhales]
2110
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:23,832
He's crying.
2111
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,833
He's fucking crying?
2112
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,207
You smell just like my father.
2113
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,999
- Yeah. Yeah.
- [boss inhales]
2114
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,625
You ain't had…
you ain't had a chance to get it out.
2115
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:34,874
[mouths]
2116
01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:35,958
Love you, papi.
2117
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,041
- [music stops]
- Uh…
2118
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,290
Love… love you too.
2119
01:24:42,291 --> 01:24:43,791
[music resumes]
2120
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,625
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.
2121
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,915
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.
2122
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:54,707
You see my son over here?
2123
01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,790
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.
2124
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,249
- Love you, Dad.
- [speaks Spanish]
2125
01:24:58,250 --> 01:25:01,415
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.
2126
01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,874
Shut up. They don't call you that.
2127
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,832
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.
2128
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:07,374
- I even got the tattoo and everything.
- Okay, whatever, Jazz.
2129
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,790
- Jaze, Dad, with an E.
- No--
2130
01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:11,582
- Please, just say it.
- Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.
2131
01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:12,500
Go.
2132
01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:15,290
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's…
2133
01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,832
What you guys have? I want that.
2134
01:25:17,833 --> 01:25:19,707
- He takes after his mother.
- Okay.
2135
01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,041
Okay.
2136
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,540
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.
2137
01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,332
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,
2138
01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:29,415
and that you wanna be with them forever.
2139
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:30,958
It's the most important thing.
2140
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:38,665
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.
2141
01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:40,583
- Welcome home, buddy.
- Oh!
2142
01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,957
- [Nick] We love you.
- [Mason] Oh, my God.
2143
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,624
- Joey.
- Yeah?
2144
01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:47,291
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.
2145
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:49,040
Take the coat off.
2146
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:52,332
Yeah, no, abs… absolutely.
2147
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,582
You, uh… Yep, just…
2148
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,040
- That's it.
- You want the pants too?
2149
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:56,958
No, no, keep the pants.
2150
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,207
[Hunter] Joe, what is on your ass?
2151
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,374
- That's shit.
- [Hunter] What?
2152
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:08,582
- Huh? What?
- That's shit.
2153
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,749
- [Hunter] I was worried.
- [Joe] The gunshot. It's shit.
2154
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:12,499
- [Hunter] A scary situation.
- I did.
2155
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,957
- [Nick] Oh my God.
- I did.
2156
01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:15,958
[Latin pop music playing]
2157
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,082
[Joe] You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.
2158
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,499
- Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
- October.
2159
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,832
It's July 7, Freshman.
2160
01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:28,958
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.
2161
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,500
It's not… it's not on Halloween, Freshman.
2162
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,915
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did
2163
01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:37,165
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.
2164
01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,624
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.
2165
01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,208
- Become a hero.
- Like Batman?
2166
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,957
- I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
- [Mason] Yep.
2167
01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:45,707
- Right?
- Let him do his thing.
2168
01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:50,040
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh…
ruining your weekend, man.
2169
01:26:50,041 --> 01:26:53,207
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.
2170
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,374
Yeah.
2171
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:58,249
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.
2172
01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,207
- [Joe] Wow.
- [poignant music playing]
2173
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:02,750
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.
2174
01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:05,499
If I could just give you
a piece of information…
2175
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,416
It's not advice. It's just information.
2176
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:12,165
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curveballs at you.
2177
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,915
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions
2178
01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,707
that best suit you and what you have.
2179
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,999
But you protect this. Protect this circle.
2180
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,125
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.
2181
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,583
I won't forget that.
2182
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:28,083
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.
2183
01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,957
I mean it. For you. For any of you.
2184
01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:32,290
You too, Joe.
2185
01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,707
- All of us.
- I don't need it.
2186
01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:34,915
- We can do it.
- Let's do it.
2187
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,915
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.
2188
01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:38,915
- All right.
- Why not?
2189
01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:40,540
- Suit yourself.
- I'll take a hug.
2190
01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:43,290
- You wanna touch us?
- Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.
2191
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:45,916
- [Mason] Let's do it, come on.
- [Hunter] All right.
2192
01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,165
- [Joe] Huh? Give me a hug.
- Yeah.
2193
01:27:48,166 --> 01:27:49,666
- [Hunter] Come on.
- [Joe] You know what?
2194
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:52,332
This makes me feel Miami!
2195
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:53,333
[cheering]
2196
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,624
[plane touches down]
2197
01:27:59,625 --> 01:28:02,957
[woman] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.
2198
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:06,374
For your continued safety
and the safety of those around you,
2199
01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,749
- please keep your seatbelt fastened…
- [phone buzzes]
2200
01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,541
…until the aircraft has come
to a complete stop at the gate.
2201
01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,790
[Nick] Sorry I wrecked your shit,
2202
01:28:13,791 --> 01:28:16,749
but I was able to save your hard drive
and I made this for your little ass.
2203
01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:20,374
♪ They call me Big Elly, Big Silly ♪
2204
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:22,250
♪ Big Money, Big Willy… ♪
2205
01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,083
This is good.
2206
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:27,583
This is really good.
2207
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,707
♪ I need you all on the floor ♪
2208
01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:34,333
♪ Shut the door, no cap ♪
2209
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:42,040
♪ We'll go all night
Outta sight, dynamite, no cap… ♪
2210
01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:45,249
- [sighs] Where is he?
- Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.
2211
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,332
♪ So, so, so, tell me no lies ♪
2212
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:49,165
♪ Open up your eyes, hands to the sky ♪
2213
01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:50,832
♪ Uh-oh, why you so fine? ♪
2214
01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,000
♪ If you don't mind, baby
Turn up the vibes ♪
2215
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,332
[panting]
2216
01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,957
♪ Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes ♪
2217
01:29:01,958 --> 01:29:03,749
♪ Turn up the vibes
Turn up the vibes ♪
2218
01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:05,832
♪ Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes ♪
2219
01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:07,624
♪ Turn up the vibes
Baby, turn up the vibes ♪
2220
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,415
♪ Keep bussin'
That three-piece bubble pack ♪
2221
01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:11,290
♪ Sweet tea
Never with bass like Thundercat ♪
2222
01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:13,415
♪ Need someone like wifey
Drippin' like Icee ♪
2223
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,790
♪ Hot like light beam fire pack ♪
2224
01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:17,082
♪ Been a runner-up twice
She don't really wanna sightsee ♪
2225
01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:18,915
♪ Show me somethin' nice
And I'm comin' back ♪
2226
01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:20,874
♪ No hesi when it's time
Steady on the line ♪
2227
01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:22,916
- Shit.
- ♪ See in my eyes I'm really likе that ♪
2228
01:29:24,916 --> 01:29:27,040
♪ If you don't mind, turn up the vibe ♪
2229
01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,165
- ♪Go! ♪
- [Joe] Aah! Hey.
2230
01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:30,249
Um, I…
2231
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,707
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?
2232
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,082
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.
2233
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,125
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"
2234
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:43,915
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,
2235
01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:46,707
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"
2236
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:48,582
- [gentle, emotional music playing]
- [Joe] And…
2237
01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:50,500
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.
2238
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:54,040
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,
2239
01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:58,041
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."
2240
01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,541
Like, both of my answers are yes.
2241
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:06,125
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?
2242
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,415
Okay, fair. Fair.
2243
01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:11,082
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.
2244
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,790
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.
2245
01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:15,915
Okay, well, what about your pitch?
2246
01:30:15,916 --> 01:30:19,207
What about the goin' away with
the fuckboys, the save-your-job thing?
2247
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,625
Fuck that pitch. I'm not…
I'm not worried about the pitch.
2248
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,624
I'm missin' it right now.
2249
01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:26,583
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.
2250
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,958
You know, becoming my own boss.
2251
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:31,582
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.
2252
01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,166
I can make my own rules. Relocate.
2253
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:37,291
But that would just be
to be closer to you.
2254
01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,000
I love you, and I'm sorry.
2255
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,750
I don't wanna lose you.
2256
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,041
I'm sorry.
2257
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:53,875
Sorry.
2258
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333
[whispers] Sorry.
2259
01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:01,999
- I love you.
- Love you.
2260
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,041
I love you.
2261
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,499
- ♪ Okay, shawty, what's happenin'?
- ♪ Happenin' ♪
2262
01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,624
- ♪ Girl, let's get this thing crackin' ♪
- ♪ Crackin' ♪
2263
01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:09,374
- ♪ You just bend it on over ♪
- ♪ Over ♪
2264
01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:11,124
♪ I'll get behind and you make it wind ♪
2265
01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:13,415
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪
2266
01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:14,832
♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong… ♪
2267
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,832
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?
2268
01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:19,165
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.
2269
01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:20,582
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?
2270
01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:21,665
- Hi.
- Hi, good to see you.
2271
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:25,290
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.
2272
01:31:25,291 --> 01:31:28,332
- Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!
- [Joe] Barry.
2273
01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,749
- Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.
- No. Barry.
2274
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:32,415
- We just bought some cocaine.
- Bye, Barry.
2275
01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:34,040
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!
2276
01:31:34,041 --> 01:31:36,165
- Yeah.
- We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.
2277
01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:38,124
- I know. Beautiful.
- [Joe] Right? Okay.
2278
01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:40,332
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,
2279
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:42,332
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.
2280
01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:43,415
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm your boss.
2281
01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:44,790
- And it's my company.
- Right.
2282
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,165
- I will fire you.
- True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.
2283
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:48,499
- Okay.
- [chuckles] Old!
2284
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,457
- [Jennifer chuckles]
- "Unc"?
2285
01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:52,790
You really made a big impact
with these boys.
2286
01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:55,999
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.
2287
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,749
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.
2288
01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:01,125
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes. Good kids.
2289
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:03,124
Hi, lovely lady.
2290
01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:05,624
- I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
- Have at it.
2291
01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:06,915
- Hold on.
- I'll return him.
2292
01:32:06,916 --> 01:32:08,499
Hey. Look, don't take me away.
2293
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:11,082
- Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
- [Mason] Boys, let's go.
2294
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:12,958
- [Joe] You supposed to be out.
- [Nick] Yeah!
2295
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,874
- [Nick] Come on.
- [Joe] All right.
2296
01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,124
Uh… Okay, okay.
2297
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:18,874
- Wait, shots.
- [all] Whoa!
2298
01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:20,832
- [Freshman] Yes, please.
- [Joe] I'm gonna say it.
2299
01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:22,832
- [Mason] Uh…
- Mmm. Emotional check-in time.
2300
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,457
- Oh!
- [all laughing] Ooh!
2301
01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:25,832
- Okay!
- [all] Oh!
2302
01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:27,375
- I'll start. I got you.
- You're starting?
2303
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,540
I feel married.
2304
01:32:29,541 --> 01:32:30,832
- Whoo!
- [all exclaiming]
2305
01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:31,915
- Hey! Okay.
- [Mason] Yeah.
2306
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,957
Hey, uh… I feel like I'm, uh,
2307
01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:35,915
employed.
2308
01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:37,207
- [all exclaiming]
- For now.
2309
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:38,957
- Okay. Okay, for now.
- [Hunter] Finally!
2310
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,291
I feel…
2311
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,124
out of my slump.
2312
01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:43,874
- [all exclaiming]
- Yeah, that's big.
2313
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:44,874
That's real big.
2314
01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:46,874
- I feel married, really.
- Why?
2315
01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:49,332
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,
2316
01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:50,540
and I wanna get married too.
2317
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:52,040
- Right! That's good.
- [Hunter] Yeah!
2318
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,125
Um…
2319
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,374
I feel…
2320
01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:59,207
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it left and right, right… ♪
2321
01:32:59,208 --> 01:33:01,374
…like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.
2322
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:05,082
[all yelling] Whoa!
2323
01:33:05,083 --> 01:33:07,083
[all cheering]
2324
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,874
- ♪ My girl got a big old booty ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2325
01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:11,624
- ♪ Your girl got little booty ♪
- ♪ Oh no ♪
2326
01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:13,624
- ♪ My girl got a big old booty ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2327
01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:15,833
- ♪ Your girl got little booty, oh no ♪
- ♪ Baby got back ♪
2328
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:18,666
[as Ricardo] Oh no.
2329
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,707
- [giggling]
- Oh no…
2330
01:33:20,708 --> 01:33:23,040
[all laughing]
2331
01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,541
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!
2332
01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,499
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.
2333
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,665
- Hands on your head!
- No!
2334
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,874
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.
2335
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:35,165
- No, it should be no jail time--
- Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.
2336
01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,458
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.
2337
01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,624
You 'bout to be somebody li'l bitch!
2338
01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:41,124
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the…
2339
01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:43,040
the eyes and the voice?
2340
01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:45,582
Like… "Ooh! Waah-aah…"
2341
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:47,165
"Ooh…" [laughs]
2342
01:33:47,166 --> 01:33:48,374
- [splutters]
- [crew laughing]
2343
01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:50,457
[Marcello] He can't do that.
He can't do that shit.
2344
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,540
- Don't do that to me. Fuck.
- [Kevin] Come on!
2345
01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:55,790
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.
2346
01:33:55,791 --> 01:33:57,457
But she fucked another guy.
2347
01:33:57,458 --> 01:33:59,582
- Like, she put her dick… Oh, let me…
- [splutters]
2348
01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:00,540
[laughter]
2349
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,707
But that's not enough.
2350
01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,290
- Now you throw the real coat on.
- You're not gonna drink both.
2351
01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:06,790
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both…
2352
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,458
- No…
- [Mason and Kevin laughing]
2353
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,874
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.
2354
01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:14,290
I'm saying you… you look good.
2355
01:34:14,291 --> 01:34:16,082
- You too.
- Thank you.
2356
01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:18,790
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.
2357
01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:21,290
- Okay. Okay.
- Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?
2358
01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:24,915
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.
2359
01:34:24,916 --> 01:34:25,791
Why?
2360
01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:29,207
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
2361
01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:31,290
- Grab a dick!
- [Freshman] Why are they still hard?
2362
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:34,707
- I feel mine's on the smaller side.
- You don't get to pick your dick, man.
2363
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,708
- Your dick chooses you.
- That's how it is, man.
2364
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:41,999
[as Ricardo] El Rey de Miami.
2365
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,165
Hmm?
2366
01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:44,958
[all laughing]
2367
01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:47,374
- Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
- No.
2368
01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,457
- Slip it in.
- No… No, you don't slip nothin'--
2369
01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:51,540
- Oh, my God, it's going in.
- No, that… No, it's not.
2370
01:34:51,541 --> 01:34:52,707
- Aah!
- That--
2371
01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:53,874
- Huh?
- That's enough.
2372
01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:55,790
- Okay. Let--
- That was good. Let's do it again.
2373
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,124
- What was good? Nothin' happened.
- Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?
2374
01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,540
I use teeth, but they're soft.
2375
01:34:59,541 --> 01:35:01,374
What the f… No!
2376
01:35:01,375 --> 01:35:03,457
[speaking faux Spanish as Ricardo]
2377
01:35:03,458 --> 01:35:04,790
[growling]
2378
01:35:04,791 --> 01:35:06,082
[laughs]
2379
01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:07,458
Yakuza man!
2380
01:35:08,291 --> 01:35:09,333
[crew laughing]
2381
01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:13,290
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.
2382
01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:15,124
- [speaking faux Japanese]
- [repeating line]
2383
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:17,457
- Ricardo Montana!
- [repeats faux Japanese] Ricardo Montana!
2384
01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:19,250
- Ricar--
- [laughing]
2385
01:35:19,833 --> 01:35:21,999
[barking]
2386
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,250
Montana! Yaah!
2387
01:35:24,125 --> 01:35:25,791
[crew laughing]
2388
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,207
[man, laughing] What was that?
2389
01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:30,625
- [Marcello] He didn't even try.
- I am trying.
2390
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,625
Been watching him practice for two hours.
2391
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:37,082
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.
2392
01:35:37,083 --> 01:35:38,999
[barking]
2393
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,833
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.
2394
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,540
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.
2395
01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:44,540
Need a little boost?
2396
01:35:44,541 --> 01:35:46,040
[Mason] Come on, hop in the car.
2397
01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:48,291
- There you go!
- [all cheer]
2398
01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,333
[all] Oh!
2399
01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:53,625
[upbeat salsa music playing]
2400
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,250
[tense, energetic music playing]
2401
01:39:42,041 --> 01:39:44,041
[upbeat salsa music playing]
2402
01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:38,875
[tense, dramatic music playing]
2403
01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:04,666
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]
2404
01:42:15,958 --> 01:42:17,958
[salsa music playing]
2405
01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,875
[music fades]